bakerstreet | The Sexual Healing Meme

The Sexual Healing Meme

The Sexual Healing Meme
aka the Smutty H/C Meme
aka the Healing Genitals Meme

They say love can conquer all ills and cure all broken people - the jury is still out on that, but enough people subscribe to the notion that it may have some merit. But what about sex? With the right affection behind it, can it be the elixar to heal traumas or mend angst? For this meme, it can be. No matter what your what your problem is, from daddy issues to being mind controlled to hating all humans or being just a jerk, all you need is sexual healing from the right person.

All in all? This is a shameless meme playing with the idea of "cured by love," extended into the infamous "cured by the magic cock/vagina" trope. Love it or hate it, it's prevalent in fiction, both fan and published. And sometimes, no lie, you just want to play it and not be judge for the pure shlock you know it to be. Here is the place; now is the time.

How to Play
- Comment with your character and preferences. Feel free to talk about your character's problems. You might also want to mention if your character is the one who needs to be healed or can do the healing. Or perhaps you and your thread partner can play two roughed up characters learning to trust again!
- Reply to others.
- Shameless smut. Shameless h/c. Shameless shame.

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[She can do the healing or be healed. Kink list is here]

[She's the one who needs healing. Epic daddy issues abound. She's also never been a fan of being touched.]

[Maybe something where Hinata shows Hei how much she loves him after a bad day or has doubt. How's that?]

[Ooc: sure, that works perfectly!]

[: woo! So want me to start or you?<\small>]

[Can you do it? About to get a haircut in a few. also, saw you had a plurk on your account and was wondering if I could add you later?]

[Sure thing and yep you can add me on plurk later ^^]

Hinata knew something was wrong when Hei didn't come down to dinner. She had the day off from her duties so she came over to make dinner and wait for Hei to return. When he came home and the smile he gave her didn't reach his eyes she knew something was wrong.. She tried not to worry about him, he always reassured her when that happened, but when he didn't come down she knew something was wrong. She wiped her hands on her apron before she took it off and grabbed a couple of tops to cover the food.

Hinata took her hair out of the ponytail it was in on the way to their bedroom. She saw Hei on the edge of the bed and slowly made her way over. She took a seat next to him and slowly placed her hand on his own.

"Hei? What's wrong?"

She hoped he wouldn't try to freeze her out.

Edited 2015-03-01 17:19 (UTC)

Things were not good with Hei. The news he found was terrible, that a unit he thought he killed was still alive. Long ago, they mercilessly hunted him down, near death's door with each encounter before he somehow fled. It was only when Hei went on the offensive qas he able to win, barely.

And now they are back. They wouldn't attack here. No, they wanted him alone, no aid. And given his job, it was more than likely he'd be attacked. Or that Hinata would be in danger too.

Such thoughts left him in quite a lot of stress, his mind racing with possible options. Feeling Hinata sit on the bed, he answered her, but did not look at his lover.

"They returned."

Hinata's eyes widened a bit in alarm as she squeezed his hand. "They have? I thought they were...I see..."

Hei told her about them before, the way they hunted him down and almost killed him. She thought they were gone, but now they were back. It looks likes they didn't stay down for long like she thought. Hinata linked their fingers together and squeezed his hand again.

"They may have returned, but we can make a plan. I know there is something we can do, but we might have to get some help. Shino-kun will be able to put a bug on you where they can't see it and alert us if something happens."

Hinata shook her head. "I'm sorry, I'm moving a bit fast, but I don't want them to hurt you." She was going to make sure they wouldn't hurt him again. To hear that the unit returned slipped her into kunoichi mode. She was ready to create a plan and work on getting rid of them, but she wanted Hei to be on board with anything first.

Hinata slowly moved to lean her head against his shoulder and rest her hand against his back. She didn't like anyone who upset Hei so much.

[ooc: definitely needs to be healed, major issues with her sister, her family, and herself.]

(small preference for f/f, but def ota.)

((ooc: They can do some group healing, or each of them have some skeletons in the closet they could be comforted over. Just mention who and which you'd like!))

(OOC: I like all these girls for different reasons game/manga/anime-wise, but for this thread...I'll pick Yagyu and the second choice works for me! Did you wanna start or should I?)

((ooc: If there was ever another setting these girls might blend in... Sure, Yagyuu is fine! Could you start, please?))

(Konoha had always had a genuine, good-natured relationship with Hanzo Acadamy since it's founding by the man of the same name and the Third Hokage. Some time had passed, and now Naruto found himself on a mission with one of the ninja from that particular school. He had nothing against them, but...he was completely floored by how they ran things!)

A 5-girl team?! No sensei to teach them stuff except for after-school lessons?! How come I'm not in a place like this?! (Naruto thought while stretching on the bed semi-comfortingly. The reason behind that? He was curious as to why these girls did what they did. Being a ninja in this world was dangerous, and Naruto could attest to that.)

[Part of the reason for the occasional joint missions between the two organizations was to allow different ideas created by the different training styles to cross-pollinate. One aspect of the Hanzo style was allowing the girls to pick who went on assignments like this themselves. Long story short, it had turned into a brief sparring tournament, and Yagyuu had taken a dive to ensure she, not Hibari, would be alone with a stranger.

Yagyuu was still wearing her school uniform to travel; it made her look like Naruto was her escort, rather than her equal, something that could be twisted for the element of surprise if necessary. Sitting on the other side of the bed, she started removing her socks.]

You can just ask. [She didn't know what he wanted to ask, but it had been transparently eating at him since they'd set off alone together.]

(Naruto glanced over at Yagyuu with slightly narrowed eyes as he pulled off his jacket, taking a quick breath and letting it out before glancing over at the girl at hearing her comment. She sure didn't beat around the bush.)

...Okay, what's the deal with your 5-girl team? I mean, I know we're both shinobi and we're both together on this mission because Konoha and Hanzou wants things to go great and all, but even with a 4-cell team I'd probably have a sensei watching my back! Does your sensei really send you all out without any backup?

[Yagyuu didn't tend to waste words. Although she had to admit that was... tamer than she expected. But then, this wasn't like last year, when apparently Katsuragi had drawn the short stick. An open shirt invited different questions.]

It's a difference in philosophy. Konoha - and any village that follows the same teaching style - constantly expects you to set goals beyond yourself, and work until you achieve them regardless. Without supervision I imagine the fatality rate of such endeavors would be staggering.

[Her feet bare, Yagyuu started unbuttoning her blouse, unconcerned by her company. She still had her lingerie under on under it, and training to use Yin stance required modesty to be put aside.]

Hanzo philosophy demands that we know out own limits, and only push them in safety. We are only given, or volunteer for, outside assignments that we are already capable of. We complete them or we die.

(Naruto definitely recalled last year quite well, as he'd drawn the short end of the stick back then too. The two blondes had challenged each other to a ramen-eating contest mid-mission, and both got stuffed.)

Yeah...I guess you could say that. That's why we have medical ninja accompany most of our cells during higher ranked missions.

(He felt a blush cross his face for a long moment once seeing Yagyuu's bare feet and the way she unbuttoned her blouse right in his face, but otherwise didn't say much else. He pulled off his shirt, which left him halfway exposed. Still listening to what the girl had to say, he slipped off his shoes followed by his socks.)

So, other than our philosophy, we're not that different? We do what's necessary to complete the mission or die...? Do you make sure all of you make it back alive?

(Naruto's tone was quite serious when it came to this question. His nakama was important to him, which as of late included not just Katsuragi but even Yagyuu even if he didn't know all that much about her.)

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