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Tʜᴇ Xᴇɴᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ Mᴇᴍᴇ

No judgement, only tentacles.
Come one, come all, and bring your non-humans, your aliens and furries
and monsters and angels; if you have none, bring those who would love to
approach those who are inhuman in shape and mind; if you have neither, be free
to alter your characters so they may fit one side, or both. Love knows no boundaries,
after all, nor does attraction; why should species deter one from pleasure and joy?

Directions:

1. Post your character, with preferences and suggestions for those who wish to tag you. Include any information that you think will be relevant and help you find a partner!
2. Tag out to others! A thread takes two, and so does a horizontal tango. You can pick out one of the scenarios suggested below, or do your own thing, whatever. The prompts are mostly there to kick off ideas, not to bind creativity!
3. Be excellent to each other, dudes.

AU Prompts:

i. Enemy Mine

You may not have gotten off to a good start, but trapped, alone together, in a wild place-- well, there's nothing that brings two people closer than relying on only each other for help and survival, and something has bloomed where the land was thought to be barren. So what if you are from different worlds? This is a new world, and there's no one to say that what you do for pleasure or love is wrong.

ii. Pulp Science Fantasy

After being kidnapped by the horrible Xalgonions of Xon'marx XIII, you prayed for someone to save you-- and someone did, clothing ripped and sweat shining on their skin as they cut down your cruel captors. Swoon! How could one not fall in love with someone so very, very swashbuckling, and who cares if their skin happens to be blue or bioluminescent, or if their weapon was clutched in a tentacle instead of a hand?
or...
Perhaps no rescue came, and you are at the mercy of your cruel and perverse captors. Oh no! What horrible, lewd, awful, terrible things will they do to you? What pornographic use will they put you to? Is the rumor that they have amazing dongs true? There's only one way to find out!

iii. High Nonsense Fantasy

Does anyone care about why the incredibly powerful wizards filling the world haven't just magic'd away all disease with their boundless and eternal power? No, of course not; the really important thing is that elves, dragons, centaurs, and fairies are all real, and they are all willing to bone every other intelligent critter around (though some dragons might have a particular taste for royalty).

iv. Urban Fantasy & Modern Magic

Dating in a modern day and age can be hard; it gets harder if you have to plan around your monthly transformation into a canine, or turn into a mermaid every time your date takes you to the beach, or any other issue that arises from your inhumanity in a city built around human needs. Still, perhaps there's something you can offer because of your magic-tainted condition, instead of in spite of it...
or...
Knowing magic is real, and demons are real, led you to those shelves at the back of the library, where everything has disclaimers that you shouldn't try this at home. But if they didn't want you to try it, then they wouldn't have given directions, right? And so you wound up with a demon, or spirit, or ghost, or some other phantasmal or fantastic being following you everywhere you go-- including the bedroom. (The downside: you can't get the salt from the summoning circle out of your carpet, no matter how much you vacuum. #summonerproblems )

v. Fun Fur Everyone

Animal-people are common-- perhaps everyone is an animal-person, with a cat's ears or logic-defying winghands, with whiskers and fur or scales and frills, and the edges of 'attractive' have shifted to include them all. Oh, sure, there might be humans as well (who are attractive in their own right), but think of all the things that animals can do that humans can't, and all the attributes they might not share, and how exciting it could be to learn something new every day you're with your partner of a different breed...

Comments

Captain Marvelous | Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger | OTA

[gunandsaber]

[Is an alien. Is also a pirate. Occasionally does the saving thing if it helps him get to what he wants.]

Re: Captain Marvelous | Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger | OTA

[charttheworld]

[Why hello fellow pirate. Willing to save a trapped navigator?]

Calliope | Homestuck | OTA

[cheruubic]

[Calliope's species canonly turns into massive space snakes when they get boners for each other, but I am super duper willing to either have her do some kind of naga thing or massive-but-not-a-hundred-million-miles-long snake, or just have weird hermaphroditic snake junk while staying humanoid. Y'know, whatever.]

yukina ( yu yu hakusho ) ota

[crylittlesister]

( she's a demon that can be as humanoid or as inhuman as you'd like - right down to the genitals if things go that way. )

[asmodance]

[How do you feel about a big friendly demon bro? Asmodai's a giant trolling rapping nerd, but he's friendly to everyone he meets and would love to be friends (or whatever) with a cute demon chick like Yukina!

And since he's also a demon (and a shapeshifting one at that), he can totally have whatever junk in his trunk most appeals. :3 ]

Susan Foreman [AU] | Doctor Who | OTA

[hisgranddaughter]

[During the Time War, Susan's Tardis crashed landed her on Earth, forcing her into a new regeneration. It's around contemporary times, and she took up work with UNIT. So... yeah, working with the military force that deals with aliens when she is an alien, that's a thing...]

[halfremembered]

[OOC: How do you feel about OCs? I can play as him as a human or an alien with non-human features if that's your thing.

PS Please ignore the terrible journal misfire. ;_;]

Dontello | Bayverse TMNT | OTA

[haxed]

[ ooc: Fuck it, this time I'll try both het and m/m, though I have a minor het pref just because I'm more familiar with it.

Open to most things, just ask. ]

Re: Dontello | Bayverse TMNT | OTA

[charttheworld]

[Interested in a Pirate? Maybe the two of them trapped together while trying to fight a common enemy.]

Dragowizard, Qinus Axia | Future Card Buddyfight | preference for heroes, hotheads, & princes

[cuddledragon]

[but ota! he's also super forward about his crushes, so if you have a more emotionally closed-off character, he's definitely willing to pounce upon them with a thousand kisses if he's got a crush to get things rolling.]

[mamaslittlemonster]

((How would a stitched-up ghoul hunter would do? Warning, he's a bit blunt and silly.))

Sara Mudou | Angel Sanctuary | F/M

[unswervingly]

( A human in canon, but I'm more than willing to AU her into an angel, which is semi-canon anyway (it's complicated), a demon, a faerie, something more exotic like a kittygirl, or some other kind of magical creature as you wish! Or she could be the open-minded human lover to a non-human creature. )

usagi tsukino ( sailor moon ) f/m

[tiare]

( usagi's a human...kind of? sort of? yeah let's go with human.

but she loves absolutely everyone, so it's all good. )

tomie ( junji ito's tomie ) ota

[moredemons]

( the furthest possible thing from a human, though what she actually is remains a mystery.

in general, though, just keep in mind that she's a horrible abomination that looks like a beautiful teenage girl. she also has the power to make people, mostly men, fall utterly in love with her to the point that they lose their sanity and will kill for her - kill others, kill themselves, and sometimes kill her. but evil never really dies. )

idk it's not on here but going with surreal horror because it still fits

[medicall]

[ The office shimmers a pristine white as the smell of anesthetic wafts through the hallways. There isn't a speck of grime in sight, no corner or dirt or dust covered cabinets — everything is so sterile that it just may be nauseating to look at for too long. It's a reminder of death, that it can be anywhere and everywhere, even in the confines of a medical office.

The fluorescent light beams above her, creating shadows on her face that make her nose look too pointy or brings out the bags underneath her eyes. Her lips are pressed into a thin line as she reads over a chart. Her eyebrows furrow from time to time. The doctor is in complete concentration despite knowing her shift is bound to end soon. She's the only one left in the office, tending to some paperwork that's to be finished—

—or so, she believes.

The prospect of catching a movie on her way home tonight as a reward motivates her to finish the rest of what's left, but there's a creeping suspicion. One she can't put her finger on. Jane raises her head up and holds her breath, before looking over to the open office door. ]

Hello? Is anyone there?

Jack Harkness | Doctor Who / Torchwood | OTA

[chronosexual]

[ Human, unable to die. If you're willing and at least sentient, he is totally into it. kink list here ]

[be_discreet]

[I've always really, really wanted to play ZEX off of a Jack Harkness. Is there any scenario you're particularly in favor of for two xenophiles getting their xeno on together?

(ZEX canonly totally attempts to kidnap humans for his "things i wish to bang" collection, so that-- or Jack getting invited aboard his flagship for "diplomatic" "talks" airquote airquote airquote, or something like that, so those are totally options if there's nothing else you're super in favor of.)]

Equius Zahhak | Homestuck | OTA

[authoritative]

[Equius is subby and a masochist and gets off on violence, destruction, and being bossed around! So it would kind of make my life if someone wanted to summon him as a demon or whatever and bind him, but I'm open to all kinds of nonsense with this ridiculous strongnerd.]

Peter Quill || Guardians of the Galaxy MCU

[volumeone]

[He's half-human but canonly sleeps around with aliens. Longer prose preferred, pm for f-list. Not interested in fluff/slice of life. Interested in plot thrown in/assumed cr to skip intros]

chi-chi ( dragon ball ) f/m

[princessbride]

( obligatory long-suffering human partner, though she has the strength of an inhuman. all the more to help her keep 'em in line.

open to plotty, ridiculous adventures, fluff, hardcore smut, whatever. )

iras (aka the green girl) | star trek aos

[notgaila]

( ooc; because green girls need love too, even if they're only in deleted scenes. )

lucy ( lucy )

[capacite]

( ooc; so she's mostly human. kind of. depending on what part of the movie she comes from. it's complicated. )

Daenok “Reptile” Cynrik }{ Reptile-Universum }{ M/M

[daenokofchron]

[Take a gander through his journal to learn about him; there's good info in there. Typically subs, but can switch if you're good with multiple rounds/positions. I'm good with just jumping in or hashing out ideas here first.]

Bossk | Star Wars | ota

[wherecreditsaredue]

[Trandoshan bounty hunter with a cynical and leery attitude. Shoots first, a bit of an ass.]

Rikuo | Darkstalkers M/F

[curiously_attractive]

A merman that possesses the ability to take on traits of any sort of aquatic creature you can imagine.

Re: Rikuo | Darkstalkers M/F

[studious_servant]

[Christine is a scholar by nature and pretty submissive also by nature.

She'd totally have sex with a merman to satisfy her own curiosity.]

"Marie" | OC | OTA

[onewithwater]

(OoC: A water being [for lack of better term] who can shift to and from a flesh and blood form to a watery form. Also can control water to do all sorts of things.)

Feda Gandamak | OC | OTA

[notbloodylikely]

Basic info.

Pick an age or leave it to me- 17 is M/F only, 18 & 28 is OTA. Either way, a human subspecies with magic powers- he'll have sex with pretty much anything as long as there's chemistry to be honest.

Hanyuu Furude || Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni || OTA

[oya_cuteness]

[For lack of any better explanation for her, she can either be thought of as a demon or a ghost. She's USUALLY incorporeal, though that is....negotiable, and she doesn't even really understand what she can do half the time anyway.]

Yuri Hyuga || Shadow Hearts || OTA (definite M/F preference but M/F is subjective in this prompt)

[malicemaster]

[Looks like a normal human....until he doesn't.

He can channel the spirits and forms of a variety of different demons, so think of him as a shapeshifter who specializes in weird body horror.

Yes, some of those demons are female. No, he doesn't think about that very much.]

Molly Carpenter || The Dresden Files || OTA

[one_wizard_rave]

[Molly's used to weird. Let's just leave it at that. <3 ]

M!Surana Warden | Dragon Age | M/M

[grumpymage]

[As an elven mage, Nenaos is especially suited for #3, but if you can think of a scenario, all are fine. About page and kinks list; open to all canons/mediums.]

Admiral ZEX | Star Control 2 | OTA. All the all. Blatant xenophile coming through, beep beep.

[be_discreet]

[He will bang any non-VUX, at any time, for any reason, including villainous ones! Charming and flattering but sometimes kind of creepy, he is delighted by any and every monstrous being you could throw at him-- especially those strange and exotic humans, with their elbows and hands and teeth and hair and, oh! so many delightful things.]

[studious_servant]

[Christine is a scholar by nature and pretty submissive also by nature.

She'd totally bang an alien to satisfy her own curiosity.]