dude. i'm so drunk.

[bottecellie]

The Drunk Meme

 

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill

1. Drinking Games. You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicitied Advice. Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting. Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell them How you Really Feel. You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Time to hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't ACTUALLY despise, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke. Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas. This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting. While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets. What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day. All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

Stolen and modified from memebells.

Comments

Norman Jayden ☁ Heavy Rain ☁ OTA

[sunglasses_at_night]

2.

[syncingdoll]

Hey, hey, sunglasses-sannn. You know it's pretty dim in here already, right? They like to keep the bars badly lit so that you can't see how dirty it is, you know. There's a big smudge on your mug. You couldn't see it because of your glasses, right☆?

finnick odair / the hunger games

[65]

1 okay?

[big_whale_hunter]

[Sam walks over to the Victor and places down a bottle of bourbon and two glasses. She's just smiling like it's no big deal. She's not dressed up wildly like the rest of Panem, but she's clearly at the party to have some fun.]

So, the rules to this game are pretty cut and dry here, Finnick. You say something that you have never done and if I have, I take a drink. If not I don't. Then I say something and we go back and forth like that until one of us can't stand.

[a beat.]

Oh, I'm Samantha Jane Marquez, but call me Sam. I don't answer to the other one. Ready to start?

sylar / heroes

[watchmaker]

logan cale / dark angel

[eyesonly]

no fucking WAY. | 3

[revvedup]

We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying

Cuthbert Allgood | The Dark Tower

[ka_mai]

wesley wyndam-pryce / btvs/ats

[newallover]

nathan young / misfits

[luckier]

nepeta leijon | homestuck | aged up

[moirailcompass]

logan echolls / veronica mars

[adeathwish]

2/3??

[misspixiestick]

[ It is like nine PM, how is she trashed already. ]

you need to stop usingso much hair gel

nero / devil may cry

[neverkneel]

2

[hasabigboner]

[ Sorry Nero, Garcia found out you are the demon hunting type yourself and has decided to impart unto all the wisdom his years of experience has gained him. He is obviously pretty intoxicated as well and has an arm slung around your shoulders. ]

Now you see, niño when you're up against a whole bunch of the small fries it might seem like a good idea to aim for their cojones to take them down quick, but you see... they don't got any! Demon lords only let the VIP uglies keep theirs.

Amon | Legend of Korra

[disfigured]

4 | this was completely necessary

[korralate]

[Something happened. Maybe Tarrlok was a dick again. Or just good times with friends gone too far. Or maybe she got the wrong drink. Or maybe she took a page out of Bolin's book and combined over-eating seaweed noodles with lack of sleep. At any rate, the Avatar is completely hammered. And she's looking for Amon.

Shouting to the skies around the area his revelation was held at seems to be a good place to start.]

AMON! I know you're out there! You're a jerk! You're a big jerk! No wait wait! You're a jerkbender! So why don't we have a little talk? Bender to bender!

[Clearly, this is going to go well.]

Jo Harvelle || Supernatural

[huntersdaughter]

Agent Phil Coulson || MCU

[acronym]

Random chose 6 ... umm

[runswithguns]

[You know Natasha wasn't a lightweight, but maybe she should have put more attention on the accumulating glasses that were making it hard to gain some elbow room on the table. She shakes her head.]

You should do it, Coulson. The director will be furious but you'll have enough time to run away. At least until he finds you.

[Because she is so instigating but refusing to get involved.]

Katherine Pierce > < The Vampire Diaires

[eternityalone]

Amy Farrah Fowler || the big bang theory

[upforexperimentation]

Lady Sif || Thor

[fiercest]

the random orders me to do 2

[bifroster]

You know what, Sif? You should totally get laid.

[She has had way too many beers. And she doesn't even like beer.]

Totally. There's like... a S&M place. You'll like it.

Schmidt // New Girl

[schmidt]

5. with maybe a later helping of 6. also omg a schmidt

[sexcretary]

[This is hardly the first time that she has been drunk in Jess's loft, and it's hardly the first time that she has been drunk in Schmidt's room. Far from it, actually: after that first night spent with her face down in the perfectly formed creases of his comforter, passing out with the lingering effects of alcohol loitering in her bloodstream became a somewhat common occurrence.

This is, however, the first time she has deigned to sing bad renditions of 80s songs - songs she would only admit to knowing all the words to in Jess's presence - while standing, barefoot, on Schmidt's pillows. So Cece Meyers knows all the words to Safety Dance. Who would've thought?]

Hermes | Hellenic Deity | GQMF

[poecilometes]

 

Zia | Bastion

[stringsandsongs]

Open to whatever, but if anyone wants a starting point-

[Zia is, in between fits of giggles, gathering bottles in varying states of emptiness. She appears to be building a wind instrument of some sort with them on the nearest table, taking sips until they make the right note when blown on, but sadly her attempts to actually play anything on it are foiled every time when she forgets what she's doing mid-song.]

Caroline Forbes -- The Vampire Diaries

[vampirebarbie]

Bucky Barnes | MCU

[imfollowinghim]

6

[thestarspangledman]

[HE CAN'T GET DRUNK, DAMMIT. But he can give into Bucky's pleading eyes.]

Roxy Lalonde | Homestuck

[bev_rage]

Re: Roxy Lalonde | Homestuck

[dave_stridenasty]

[Dave Strider laid motionless on the alchemized thing that somehow passed for a bed, the light from his iPhone reflecting off of his slightly askew shades as it hovered several inches above his face. After many arduous hours of crunching numbers, he had finally managed to find the captcha code for some sort of alcohol. He hadn't been feeling particularly picky, so the first one he managed to find was good enough for him. After all, if you were a fourteen year old boy stuck on a meteor in space with two aliens who hate you, one who wants to lick you all the time, plus your sister and her vampire girlfriend, you'd want some alcohol too.

After alchemizing a rather large quantity of the aforementioned alcohol, he had proceeded to swiftly become inebriated and subsequently managed to piss off said sister. Thus why he was now locked in his room, sending text messages to Terezi. Or really anyone who would listen, he was rather impartial. He found that alcohol reduced his already low levels of care for who was listening to his inane blabber.]

im gonan fuck him
[Dave typed slowly, correcting several typos and retyping whole words in the process.]
mi gonna waax my asshole and mkae him cry teaers of sex joy

[Yes, that was perfect. And not the least bit ridiculous or crazy, he was sure. Dave navigated to the field where he would need to enter Terezi's number, forgetting in his drunken state that he had it saved in his contacts. Tapping the screen several times in quick succession, he hit send without checking to see if he'd hit any of the keys right in the slightest.

SEND.]

Bruce Wayne || Nolanverse DC

[itwas_abigdog]

2 + 4

[thesuperego]

[ A couple hours after being abandoned by Bruce and some unknown or forgotten number of drinks later Tim is sloshed. It wasn't about being drunk so much as drinking his "mentor's" most expensive cognac out of spite. ]

"You're not ready, Tim." Pfffffffffffftttt. Let me tell you Bruce-- You're a-- [ He'll put his finger on the perfect insult. ] Justa-- [ There was no insult, just a thunderous, frustrated groan. ] YOU NEED ME!!! [ Tim threw his final glass into the lit fire, watching it grow bigger before he finally collapsed on the couch with a great sigh. ]

Bust my ass figurin' you out, and treated like a damn baby. [ So he'll act like a baby, like a normal eighteen year old boy concerned about parties, women, and cars.

The young man's ears perked up at the sound of footsteps echoing in the corridor outside of the room. Footsteps he might have recognize if not for his aforementioned condition. ]

Sorry Alfred, might as well throw it all away. [ He laughed quietly, his entire body shaking with each new chuckle. ] Better yet, give me what you've got I'll go solo. He doesn't want a sidekick anyway. Who wants to be one... Tch. [ Whoops. Tim just forgot about Bruce "needing" him.

But that's nothing compared to the regret and embarrassment he'll be feeling in the morning. Not even close. ]

Loki | mcu | m/m

[has_an_army]

Belle | Once Upon a Time | OTA

[chipped_teacup]