The VOICEMAIL/INBOX Meme

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RULES • Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom in the header, then post your voicemail message in the body. • Tag around others with their missed calls! • Have fun! :)

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Shelby Manning | Need For Speed OC

[shelbycobra]

You've reached Shelby Manning. I'm sorry I missed your call, but I'm busy at the track. Leave a message and I'll call you back when I'm able.

Chelsea "Chess" Nox {} The Cheshire Cat || OUAT OC

[thegrinprecedes]

Hey,

You've reached Chess. Depending on the hour I'm either still working a shift or at home sleeping one off. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you...or text if it's urgent.

Thanks, bye.

Roy Harper | DCU

[azhee_maii]

Hey, you've reached Roy, or Arsenal if that's what you prefer. Can't come to the phone right now, which means I'm either kicking ass or getting numbers. You know what to do.

Re: Roy Harper | DCU

[asmyauntsaid]

Ah yes, Arsenal - So right, it's okay to call you arsenal then? Really intimidating choice of name, sir - that would certainly scare the badguys -

[There's the sound of someone clearing their throat in the background and a low "George..."]

- Right, this is Constable Crabtree of the Toronto Constabulary, we wished to call requesting your presence concern recent events involving "Super Hero" activities.

Feda Gandamak | OC

[notbloodylikely]

Basic info.

[17]

Feda's phone, but you knew that already. Doin' something, shout out after the beep. Unless this is the sack of bones, then go fuck yourself. [Beep.]

[18]

Yo, this is Feda Gandamak. If you've got paranormal problems, please make sure to leave a contact number. [Beep.]

[28 Business number]

Feda Gandamak, professional adventurer at your service. Available for bodyguard work, treasure hunting, monster slaying and miscellaneous escapades. I'm unable to get the phone right now, but leave contact information and I'll guarantee a call back. In case you didn't know, inhuman sentients get a 30% discount right now. [Beep.]

[28 Personal number]

'Sup, Feda here. Show me some love after the beep, baby. [First the sound of a loud air kiss, then the beep.]

Mamoru Amami // The King of Braves GaoGaiGar // ota

[adoptedalien]

Hello! This is Mamoru Amami! I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably at school or helping everyone at 3G or on a journey in space, please leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

John Constantine ☠ NBC's Constantine

[live_in_the_now]

Hi this is John Constantine. If you feel you've reached this message in error then sod off you lucky bastard. The rest of you, don't leave a number and lock the door.

Cheers.

John Constantine || NBC/Hellblazer || ota

[johnfuckingconstantine]

Hello, you've reached John Constantine. If you're looking for Alec Holland, try the bloody swamp. If you're looking for your future, try throwing a penny in a pond you dumb wanker.

Stiles Stilinski ₪ Teen Wolf

[myhouse_myrules]

Hey, you've reached Stiles. You know what to do.

Adam Carter » Spooks/MI-5

[whatisfear]

You've reached Adam, can't get to the phone at the moment. Leave one and I'll get back to you.

Raze | Marvel comics | OTA

[stubbyclawedbublet]

You've reached Raze. Make it worth my time and maybe I'll call you back.

time travelers are like...

[sniktlet]

Hey asshole, this is future you, don't touch the weird glowing thing-- seriously, you'll know what I'm talking about when you see it.

Kishin Asura ΦΦΦ Soul Eater

[strongestcoward]

HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER!?

Shiki | Togainu no Chi | OTA

[perfect_king_il_re]

I'm unavailable.

[bruisedbones]

Make yourself available.

Tsukishima Kei ~ ☾ ~ Haikyuu!!

[tsooki]

You reached Tsukishima Kei. For angry message click end button. For normal message- wait for the signal.

Adora Belle Dearheart | Discworld

[trodden]

The Golem Trust is currently closed. Opening hours are from 7:30 to 5:00, Mondays through Octeday.

If you wished to hire a golem, all transactions are done at the trust but you may request an appointment by phone.

If you're calling with complaints, try 3825 0633.

For other inquiries, please leave a message when directed by the imp.

usagi tsukino ☾ sailor moon

[odangod]

Hi! Sorry I missed you! But leave a message, okay?

Adam Archer | Gødland

[sohumbling]

This is Infinity Tower, Commander Adam Archer speaking. I and my sisters are not here right now. Please leave a message and we will get back to you ASAP.

loki laufeyson • marvel 616

[ikols]

[ Should you want to leave a message for Loki, you'll have to suffer through five minutes of this. If your message is important enough that you can still remember it afterwards, by all means have at! ]

[quivers]

[The first time Kate calls, she hangs up about five seconds in. She doesn't have the patience to deal with Loki's extreme sense of humor right now. But when she does, she stares at the phone for a short period and groans. It's an emergency so she'll have to bear it. With each minute that goes by, the harder she rubs at her temple, slowly even forgetting what she needs in the first place.]

I guess the upside was the lack of Taylor Swift. Look, I need — [What does she need??? Ah, forget it.] I underwent your trials of musical torture, so I think I should have at least gotten the high honor of getting a call back. Think you can do that?

Alistair Theirin - Dragon Age

[nobroth]

--say for these bloody things, oh, Maker, it started recording already didn't it, damn it, now I have to try again. Where's the end bu-AGH-- [Loud thunks and something shattering in the background, and the phone landing hard on the ground.] Nononono, not the pho--

[Beep.]

Re: Alistair Theirin - Dragon Age

[baskinthesun]

[She was supposed to give you a message, and it was a bit important, maybe, but after that all you really get is a bit of laughter and a muffled 'please call me back?'.]

George Crabtree | Murdoch Mysteries

[asmyauntsaid]

Hullo! This is George Crabtree, and I'm unfortunately not around to answer, probably because I've been called on duty. Either leave a message or drop by Station House 4 and I'll ring you up later. Bye!

*BEEP*

Seto Kaiba | Yu-Gi-Oh!

[themodulategod]

Whatever it is, make it fast. I haven't got all day.

[note_atem]

Kaiba- [Whoa is this ever awkward.] ...your new tournament is around the corner. I just wanted to make sure I'm not roped into anything ridiculous this time. [There is a sense of humor in his tone but he's TOTALLY serious. And since he doesn't think about it twice and doesn't want to ramble the voice mail ends there.]

arthur | inception

[littlspecificty]

You know who this is. Leave a message.

[ Because he assumes you're calling him for a reason. ]

Rachel Conway | OC

[gotbottle]

[ Business line: ]

This is Rachel Conway, Staff Reporter with the Times' City Desk. I am either away from my desk or otherwise unable to take your call right now--I'm sorry I missed you.

Please leave me a detailed message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. You can also try reaching me by email: [ business email address here ]

If it's an urgent matter, please write down this number: [ there's a five second pause so you can grab a pen, and then she recites a number that's only a couple of digits off from her own ] Please let the City Desk receptionist who answers that you are trying to reach me and she'll do her best to locate me.

Thank you!



[ Personal cell phone: ]

Hi, it's Rachel, I can't talk right now. Leave me a message or-- if you want a better chance at a timely reply-- hang up and send me a text.

Dukken | The Melancholy Fantastic

[invisigoth]

[ It's the standard female machine voice slowly reciting his number as part of a generic message. Guess who never personalized his greeting. ]

PETRE ( oc )

[broil]

Press six-six-six for a direct line to Satan.

Jim Gordon | Gotham

[therewillbelight]

You've reached Detective James Gordon of the GCPD. I am unable to take your call right now.

If this is a life-threatening emergency, please hang up and dial 911.

Otherwise please leave me a message with your contact information, the best time to call you, and the reason for your call, and I will get back to you. You can also dial [ a phone number ] for Dispatch or [ another phone number ] for the front desk to either locate me or leave me a message.

[whatsaltruism]

[ . . . ]

You need a shorter outgoing.

[ leaving a voicemail with the express purpose of criticizing the outgoing message.

#justharveythings ]