The Great Glass Elevator Meme

[misterbfc]

Great Glass Elevator meme

Well, you've managed to make it to the elevator in one piece, but now where will you go? Most of the space available on the walls is lined with buttons, and an elevator that does more than just go up and down, the possibilities are endless.




Post with your character name, fandom, and preferences.

Reply to other people's posts. Use RNG to pick a number from 1-28.

Tag around. Perhaps you're walking in on someone else in the room already. Maybe someone else is walking in on you. Either way, play it out.


1. The Exploding Candies for Your Enemies Room- That'll teach Joey Pickerelli for stealing my goddamn cookies. MY COOKIES! Can't eat them without any teeth, can you, you bastard?

2. The Chocolate Room- Everything in here is edible. There's a chocolate river being CHURNED by a fucking WATERFALL. It doesn't get much more badass than that.

3. The Candy Coated Pencils for Sucking in Class Room- Yes, for all you HP fans, that's like the sugar quills from the books. Only, you know, BEFORE HP. :|

4. The Fizzy Lemonade Swimming Pool Room- Well, this sounds fun, doesn't it? A pool you can drink out of as you swim? Please, for the love of god, don't let there be any 'warm spots'.

5. The Inventing Room- Everlasting gobstoppers? A three-course meal in a stick of gum? Mouth blasters? Anything Wonka can think of, he puts together here. And look at that, you're in here all alone. If it needs more kick, there's a bin of shoes over there.

6. The Rainbow Drops Room- Suck on these babies, and you can spit in seven different colours. Oddly gross, it makes me wonder how many colours you can lick on someone.

7. The Cavity-Filling Caramel Room- Yeah, that's right. You heard me. No more trips to the dentists for EVER. Though, now I have to wonder what else that stuff would fill...

8. The Nut Room- What can go wrong in a room full of hundreds of squirrels, all trained to peel the shells off of nuts? No, really, what can go wrong? Watch how you word things, you wouldn't want one of them deciding that YOUR nuts need shelling...

9. The Strawberry-Juice Water Pistol Room- Imagine the super-soaker goodness that could be had with strawberry juice guns. Maybe if you're lucky, you can find other flavours.

10. The Television Room- The place where large things are broken down into itty-bitty micropieces and transmitted via radiowaves to a television set. I can't in a million years see how there could ever be anything wrong with this idea. Ever.

11. The Coconut Ice Skating Rink Room- And now we know the mystery of how they make shaved coconut. This would go great with a little daquari mix.

12. The Luminous Lollies for in Bed at Night Room- Who needs a night-light when you can have your lolly and use it to ward off the hornswogglers under the bed? It's certainly a good way to draw attention to someone's mouth.

13. The Butterscotch and Buttergin Room- Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker... and might let you ignore the small orange people. Must be of legal age to visit. Bring your own shot glass.

14. The Fudge Mountain Room- Where fudge is mined by the hard-working orange and more than a little creepy midgets. Dare you scale it and lay claim to Mt. Fudgsuvius? FOR ENGLAND!

15. The Whipped-Cream Cows Room- This is where I definitely don't want to try to partake of the 'whippets'.

16. The Square Candies That Look Round Room- Yep. You heard right. A room full of cubic candies with eyeballs on them that are all ogling you. Think it can't get creepier? Remember, these things are supposed to go in your mouth...

17. The Cotton Candy Sheep Room- Gives shearing season a whole new perspective. Go ahead, shear them... WITH YOUR MOUTH!

18. The Toffee-Apple Tree For Your Yard Room- If this doesn't make you want to have fruit picked fresh from the branch, I have no idea what will. Just... don't sit under them.

19. The Devil Drenchers Room- Candies that make you breathe fire. What could possibly go wrong with that? Just... sneeze in that direction, please.

20. The Hot Ice Creams for Cold Days Room- Think of a baked Alaska... on a cone. Maybe with less fire. Or not, I'm not sure. But you and your friend can snuggle up under the blankets and munch on a hot bowl of ice cream.

21. The Edible Marshmallow Pillow Room- Remember that dream you had? The one with the tasty fluffy goodness that had you waking up with that sweet taste in your mouth? Yeah, well, it explains where your pillow went. Don't worry, they come in packs of six.

22. The Magic Hand-Fudge Room- 'Hold it in your hand and taste it in your mouth'. The possibilities for this invention are ENDLESS. Go on, what else can you hand-taste?

23. The Wriggle-Sweets that Wriggle Delightfully in your Tummy after Swallowing Room- More seemingly-sentient candies. You have to ask yourself if they wriggle all the way down-- and out.

24. The Fizzy Lifting Drink Room- So much potential for this room. You certainly don't need wings or superpowers to get a little buoyant, so why not just cut loose and enjoy yourself. And getting down can turn into a contest.

25. The Invisible Chocolate Bars for Eating in Class Room- Try not to step on the-- Too late. Stacks and stacks of chocolate bars as far as the eye can't see. I wonder what else is invisible in here...

26. The Lickable Wallpaper for Nurseries Room- The bananas taste like bananas. The cherries taste like cherries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Am I the only one wondering what a dirty caricature would taste like?

27. The Rock Candy Mine- 10,000 ft deep, this thing goes down for a stretch. Feel like attempting to excavate yourself some suckable nibbles?

28. Find a new Room- Have an idea for a room not on here? Press a button and find yourself there.

Comments

A.B.A | Guilty Gear

[stayinkey]

Commander Shepard, Renegade | Mass Effect 1-3

[cmdr_renegade]

[WHY ARE NONE OF THESE THE PRESIDIUM!?]

The Master/Doctor Who

[ofdrumsthesound]

*Yum!*

John Esser | Franklyn

[meanwhilemask]

Kouji Minamoto | Digimon Frontier

[lichtwarrior]

[ this meme is perfect for him okay ]

63!erik(a) lehnsherr | X-Men: First Class

[speakrevolution]

9

[thekiller]

[actually, wesley got here first. which means that by the time the door opens, i hope you're ready to get soaked by sticky strawberry juice.]

Happy birthday.

[is the only warning you'll get. and then FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.]

[speakrevolution]

[ The split-second of assumption of blood before the fruity sour scent hits her -- then a stream of sticky strawberry juice. With a slow growl, she pounces on him, her clothes already unpleasantly sticking to her skin. ]

Some birthday.

[thekiller]

[he's gonna try and flip her off of him while still attacking her with that strawberry juice gun.]

Best birthday. Don't be a bitch today.

[speakrevolution]

[ Oof. Asshole. But she's on her feet before long, and looking to get the nearest juice gun in question. ]

I usually get cake.

[ ...Not really, she doesn't. ]

[thekiller]

If I got you one, you'd have me return it, because you're a retarded bitch. I can't give you anything without you bitching either way about how you're not a princess or some shit, so have this instead.

[pew pew pew motherfucker]

[speakrevolution]

[ He's not wrong there. She licks strawberry juice from her fingers and ducks that particular jet of strawberry juice, tucking and rolling to snag a hefty sized strawberry gun.

LASER TAG TIME, MOTHERFUCKER She grins, then fires. More strawberry juice, strawberry juice everywhere. ]

[thekiller]

[scream he got some on his face

wiping his face clean, he grabs another one, and then suddenly, he's dual-wielding strawberry juice in both hands and trying to curve the water which produces hilarious results. sometimes it hits. sometimes it makes a mess and it looks like he's spewing pink blood.]

[speakrevolution]

[ Hilarious, indeed -- those curved jets of water makes her laugh before she has to duck. But she gets more on her anyway, sticky sour-sweet. She ends up ingesting some, which is quite yummy, actually, and licks her lips before she launches another counterattack.

You going down in strawberry juice, Wesley. ]

[thekiller]

[wes is gonna take cover from behind a wall. his eyes are burning from that fucking juice.]

You're a goddamned bitch, by the way. Just in case you don't know.

brandon sullivan | shame

[untenable]

Amemiya Taiyou | Inazuma Eleven GO

[glassworkgenius]

Chibiterasu | Okamiden

[sonlight]

((because dogs eating candy is 100% safe))

It's too much trouble to choose...! Let's have them go through more than one room?

[glassworkgenius]

[First stop, The Square Candies That Look Round Room! ... When Taiyou first heard the name, he thought it meant an optical illusion. But apparently it's just by wording. And it is highly distressing to walk through. He's exchanging a fidgety glance at you Chibi. Are you as creeped out as he?]

ALL the rooms-- no that is a lot. We'll just keep going until we're bored. xD

[sonlight]

[On the contrary, Chibi thinks they're sort of cool! Disdain at the pun aside, of course.

He plods over to a pair and licks one side each to make them sticky, then nudges them around so they stick to his muzzle. Look, look! Now he's got four eyes. 88D]

[glassworkgenius]

[It's probably due to Taiyou being used to stealthily sneaking out of his hospital room. And all the eyes feel like nurses and doctors watching his every move--It would make him shudder to think about.

... Which is why it's a good thing Chibi here is with him. Now he's just burst out laughing with how silly you look, puppy!]

[sonlight]

[That's more like it!] Arf!

[Oops, that bark caused the candies to fall off. Oh well, it was a pretty delicate paste-job, anyway! He eats those up pretty quickly (five second rule!).]

Trickster!Kanaya | HomeStuck (au)

[taste_the_rainbow]

jim hawkins | treasure planet

[ex_solarsurfing439]

14!!

[gleamed]

[...Whoa. That is one big fudge mountain.]

Well! I guess all we need to do is climb it!

[ex_solarsurfing439]

[ Wow yeah that...really is intensely big and chocolatey. At her suggestion, he - shoots her a grin, actually, momentarily forgetting that he is an adolescent and hates everything. ]

Yeah? You sure you don't mind if starts to melt on you or something?

[ Teasing - he doesn't really think it would, since the Oompa Loompas are doing okay, and it'd be kind of exciting if it did. ]

[gleamed]

A chocolate avalanche WOULD be pretty exciting...[Wow, now she sort of hopes it does melt so she can actually experience that.] But I'm sure we'll be fine! A little chocolate never killed anyone before!




...That I know of, at least!

[ex_solarsurfing439]

Sure, exciting.

[ All long-suffering, even though Jim you were thinking it, but okay. SETS FORTH ONTO THIS CHOCOLATE MOUNTAIN, but half-turns to face her before getting more than a few steps up. ]

So are you coming, or not?

[gleamed]

[She huffs, never one to back down from a challenge.]

Of course! [And she pretty much full on tackles the mountain. So much for her nice clean dress. Being clean is overrated.]

[ex_solarsurfing439]

[ That surprises him, because admittedly when he saw the pretty blonde in the pretty dress, he assumed she'd kind of be...well, girly. He gives his head a slight shake and continues climbing, making sure to keep pace with her. ]

So. [ He pauses, considering a good place to put his hands and feet next. ] You do this often?

sob, SORRY FOR THE SLOW

[gleamed]

No! Not at all! [She huffs as she swings herself up to high ledge, hair snaking down to the ground.] Why do you ask?

NP <3

[ex_solarsurfing439]

[ Yeah, he's noticed DAT HAIR, which is actually pretty distracting between being long and shiny and everything. ]

You...seem pretty used to stuff like this.

9!!

[motioned]

[Hiding behind a wall.

Waiting.]

[ex_solarsurfing439]

[ Ohoho STEALTH MODE ACTIVATE. He quietly creeps along, juice gun in hand, searching...... ]

[motioned]

[Peeking slowly around the corner...]

[ex_solarsurfing439]

[ Walking.....quietly.....SEARCHING for a probably obvious tuft of bright hair... ]

1/3

[motioned]

[/SPOTS]

2/3

[motioned]

[/RUSHES TOWARDS]

3/3

[motioned]

[/...FALLS OVER]

[ex_solarsurfing439]

[ You know, he really doesn't need to go ahead and take the easy shot. He could be nice and let her get up and everything.

Except he totally takes aim as soon she falls over. ]

Busted!

[ Jim is that even necessary she knows already that's just adding insult to injury as you juice her. ]

[motioned]

[PROPPING SELF AND GETTING READY TO FIRE AT HIM IN RETALIATION!!

But yeah, then she basically misses spectacularly which is almost kind of impressive, given how close they are at this moment.]

[ex_solarsurfing439]

[ That takes talent but WHATEVER HE'S NOT COMPLAINING. ]

Try aiming a little to the left, maybe you'll get lucky!

[ Jim stop making fun of her that's not nice. ]

[motioned]

[/THROWS GUN AT HIM WITH SOMEHOW AMAZING AIM THIS TIME]

[ex_solarsurfing439]

[ WHOOPS RIGHT TO THE FACE ]

Hey!

[ But after about six seconds of being indignant he realizes

that he now

has two guns

and she has none.

Ahiru are you ready for this. ]

[motioned]

[WOW NOT AS PLANNED??

brb sprinting away and miraculously not tripping this time]

[ex_solarsurfing439]

Get back here!

[ Not likely, but whatever he takes off after her, getting some double strawberry pistol action on. ]

Ogami Rei | Code:Breaker

[evilforevil]