bakerstreet | "little wife" ( or "little husband" ) smut meme

the "little wife*" smut meme
( * or "little husband" )
not actually a marriage meme
possibly an au meme

Sometimes, no matter who you are, life is rough. You don't get a medal just for showing up - you have to work and work hard; a good deal of the time, that work doesn't even get acknowledged. All that grind, grind, grind, all for nothing. Or if it's not for nothing, it sure feels like it. And even if you were born with the silver-est of spoons placed between your privileged lips, it's still natural to have bad days. Yet pampered prince, magical girl, demon hunter, evil villain, or Starfleet captain alike, there's one place you should, ideally, be free from judgement, hate, and: home. Your domicile, your kingdom, where you can kick off your shoes. Okay, it may not be perfect and it may not be permanent (hotel rooms and campsites count), but it's somewhere to rest your head.

You know what's even better? Having someone to come home to who holds down the fort and will show you a little r-e-s-p-e-c-t when you come through the door. Even the baddest of dudes have a weakness for being taken care of. What's especially good? Having that person be your significant other. The cherry on the cake? When that significant other takes care of things like the traditional "housewife"/"househusband" image. Don't worry. Just because husband/wife is mentioned in those words, wedding bells need not ring. Your characters don't have to be married, want to get married, or even know what marriage is to play! All they need is someone to come home to and be with...

...and be with, after a long day of thinking about them.

To avoid being too long, this meme is about your haggard characters getting some much-deserved rest and to play the kinks associated with the concept of "housewife" (there needs to be a more gender neutral term) - doting from either side, reuniting, hurt/comfort, clothing kinks such as aprons or traditional housewife fare, touch and massage, foodplay, fixing or brushing of hair, bathing, bonding activities, claiming/possession, absence making the want grow fonder, one stoic partner who everyone thinks is above it being a secret sex maniac at home, taming (making one character the submissive "wife"), hyper-femininity/hyper-masculinity, adhering to assigned gender roles (or not!), and anything that involves playing up the "little wife" image in both characters eyes. Of course, how strictly these kinks are adhered to is strictly up to you. The characters could just be a loving couple where one treats the other to their body after a long day, who knows? Whether this is a reality between the two or some sort of kinky roleplay is equally up to you. Don't feel confined by anything! AUing is more than welcome, and the situation doesn't have to be romantic. Maybe the characters are just in it for release, or one of them is biting the hand that feeds. What can be more deliciously evil than a bad guy being terrible to their little "wife?" Or maybe that's the point all along: one character being humiliated by being stuck in that role is what the other wants.

Play it as fast and loose as you'd like. After all, home is where you can be yourself.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character and preferences. Remember, things like risk of pregnancy or problematic implications could come with this meme as kinks, so be sure to at least mention what you absolutely do not want at all.
Mention which side of the equation you'd like to play - or both, if that's cool.
This meme runs on assumed CR and handwaved relationship, but mentioning that you're open to it can't hurt.
Otherwise, comment around to your heart's content after slapping up your basic top leveler.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[OOC: I'm good for AU stuff or what have you. Aging up works, risk of pregnancy or pregnancy kink is all good too. I'm also up for other things as well.]

[We can play it AU or established CR and I don't mind pregnancy risk either. I have a handy kink list right here]

[ooc: Shinobi have it pretty rough, so having someone trusted she can come home to after every mission would be wonderful. On the other hand, a ninja housewife could be super efficient at looking after her loved one. Lay all the assumed CR you want on me. Looking mostly for feelgood threads and not particularly keen on pregnancy, but I'm open to ideas!]