CUPCAKES FOR ALL Y'ALL

[mechromantic]

you know what's fantastic? cupcakes. cupcakes are fucking incredible. are you upset, friend? did your cat get sick? have a cupcake. is your bff trying to take over the world with an evil corporation? have a cupcake. did your planet get destroyed by a psychotic alien and are all your friends dead? sit down, motherfucker, have a cupcake on me. shit, did you not want a pink one? that's okay, there are ten thousand of those rainbow assholes right behind you. no, they aren't magical. no, they aren't drugged. you know why? because cupcakes are already the best they can be. like you. NO, I'M NOT REALLY HERE, DON'T ASK STUPIDASS QUESTIONS. THERE ARE JUST CUPCAKES. EVERYWHERE. YOU ARE A SPECIAL PERSON. YOUR HAIR GAME IS STRONG. WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA WITH THAT CUPCAKE? RIDE THE FUCKING WIND, CHAMP, IT'S YOUR DAY. HAVE SOME SPRINKLES. the nick fury CUPCAKE SHARE meme • name & series in the header. • HAVE A CUPCAKE. HAVE TWO. SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS. no rules, just be excellent to each other.

credit goes to chopsocky

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Captain Steve Rogers | MCU

[like_a_gerbil]

[womanofiron]

So who brought cupcakes to the team meeting? And who forgot to bring the rest of the team?

Onida "Oni" Girard | Werewolf, the Apocalypse

[naturaldisasster]

Oh, I must be trippin'.

Gaius | Fire Emblem: Awakening | OTA

[stolengoods]

[ brb, becoming a cupcake inhaling machine ]

[sponsorigami]

[ Never did Ivan think he'd see someone give Dragon Kid a run for her money in terms of ability to eat copious amounts of food. He watches cupcake after cupcake disappear, forgetting the one he currently holds in his hands. ]

Peggy Carter | MCU

[therightpartner]

aoi asahina | dangan ronpa | ota

[lifesavers]

[ fine with brackets or prose, also fine with assumed cr/aus/whatever ]

Rachel Conway | OC

[gotbottle]

[ Already has frosting all over her fingers. ]

anders / dragon age ii

[dissent]

[pinprick]

[That Nathaniel doesn't really mind the Deep Roads is just begging for tasteless jokes, but he is always glad to leave them. Now he'd like to give more than a passing nod to an old brother-in-arms, or brother-in-robes or whatever the hell you call a mage who fought beside you. But catching up seems to require social lubricant, so Nathaniel stops by a bakery to come up with some kind of...manly bro-cupcakes. Manliest cupcakes possible. Not the ones with all the flowers, because that's way too much icing for one little cupcake. Streamlined, properly proportioned mancakes, that's it. That, and a thing of brandy. Good Amaranthine brandy. Patriotic brandy.

He turns up at the clinic with cupcakes, brandy, and a certain awkward slump to his shoulders that says "please tell me where to put things down and break the ice so I don't have to." But he's probably going to try to break the ice anyway.

Badly.]

Anders. [A beat.] I brought some cupcakes.

Megara | Hercules | OTA

[clichelove]

Jemma Simmons | Agents of SHIELD

[biochemistry]

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow | Marvel

[mewling_quim]

[So Natasha bakes, so what. It's the less lethal way to relax she knows.]

Logan | Marvel 616 | open

[theoriginalsnikt]

[voicetesting, be gentle.]

[fuzziestelf]

[I'm always gentle]

"Logan, I've been loo--" Kurt appears on the ceiling of course, nose assaulted with the smell of baked goods. And of course he takes in his surroundings, makes an assessment the situation and--

"... Are you baking?"

Agent North | RvB

[bothbarrels]

sorry

[petitions]

Hey, cupcakes! [There are twenty thousand available but she's plucking the one from her brother's hand.] Thanks!

Agent York | RvB

[logicunlocked]

Alison Hendrix | Orphan Black

[hotglue]

Ninja Dave | Dan Vs. | OTA

[formerninja]

[Probably the one making the cupcakes.]

Loki | Marvel 616 | OTA

[godofbadideas]

[GUESS WHO BAKED CUPCAKES.]

Dick Gumshoe | Ace Attorney

[paybent]

[The alluring draw of free cupcakes...]

Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - OTA

[lunchleader]

[Guess who's gonna try and eat all the cupcakes?]

So good~! And they got every color, too...

[perfectsnapshot]

[Guess who's reaching right over Right's shoulders, and snatching the first cupcake that caught his eyes?

This guy, all because he can.]

Sinthia Schmidt | MCU

[abyssum_invocat]

[ She will be so damn confused. Optionally, she already has a cupcake and is attempting to pick of all the sprinkles before eating, without marring the icing. Have fun telling her that's missing the point of the cupcake. ]

Edward Elric | Fullmetal Alchemist

[rewritethis]

[Assumed CR is A-OK!]

[gospels]

[ assumed CR you say.......admittedly I've always wanted to toss Ilya off of FMA characters. ~*~homunculi~*~ ]

Eeeeeeeedwaaaaaaaard!

[ what is she going to blame him for now, only time will tell.... but it probably has something to do with the tray of blackened, burnt cupcakes she slams down in front of him. ]

That wasn't easy at all!

Mikado Ryuugamine | Durarara!!

[dollardrums]

[Oh wow, these look pretty good - wait, did somebody take one before he could? And then another dozen in the time it took him to check his phone? ...Maybe he can split the last one.]

Kanji Tatsumi | Persona 4

[bleachout]

[Huh? Who's the one who brought a whole tray of the things, complete with little round animal-shaped cut-outs stuck in the top? ...Who even gives a shit!?]

[heartismyown]

[There's a whole tray of cupcakes just sitting there. It's hard not to be drawn to it. He looks around, in case anyone is watching and sneaks over. Roxas wonders what they taste like. No one will notice if one is missing right? He holds out a gloved hand and plucks one from the tray.]

Princess Zelda | Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

[propheticdreams]

[ Please keep it PG; she's only ten. ]

[sponsorigami]

[ Ivan stands behind Zelda, patiently waiting for his turn to grab a cupcake. He's surprised by all the different kinds available, and that's just by appearance alone. Do they all taste different? Are they the same under all the decorated frosting? ]

There's so many...

[ He says to himself. How is he going to choose one? ]

Ivan Karelin | Tiger & Bunny

[sponsorigami]

[[ OOC: If you want an AU'ed Ivan, just let me know. ]]