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bakerstreet2015-02-11 07:19 am
PET PERSON (AU) SHIPPING + SMUT MEME


| >> premise | |
| Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a conscientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be. The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapiens. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed. Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human. So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?
With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master! |
| >> how to play | |
| Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies. So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon. Rules
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As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
Vincent Law // Ergo Proxy // M/M
mikoshiba mikoto | gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun | ota
as an owner, he's himself. spoiler: your owner is a total loser, otaku, and cripplingly shy dude. mikoto would definitely not be shy with pets, though, and would probably get comfortable fast with his own pet, more so if the pet is male. he's nice, but he might get a little cocky about having a pet at first(there might be some being treated like a servant....) but more likely than not the roughest thing his pets will have to deal with is a little bit of closet perversion. ok, he spends his time in dating sims and collecting bishoujo figures, where it's important for him what color their panties are.
(like, amateur breeder or pet show could be a thing just because of pet person games or something. or him getting hung up on some particular breed of pet... then y'know, actual gets a pet and it's not quite like the games.)
as a pet, mikoto will probably be more shy and way less comfortable with owners. so he'd definitely get stoked over other pets, possibly leading to some pet/pet action or a jealous master. praise + compliment driven, so petting would be important!! probably has been tossed between owners a little bit, because he's hard to warm up and it takes some effort to get him out from behind the curtain, doubly so if it's a lady. can be a cat or a rabbit!)
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Ferb Fletcher (+18) // Phineas and Ferb // OTA
"family pet" seems rather appropriate.
The problem is, they're not his boys anymore. Not when they're both off at college, and Perry is still at home. He has his job, and his life, but the house just feels empty. Maybe he's just getting too old. New tricks, blah blah blah --
He'll just hold out until the boys are back in town. Schools have vacations, after all. Why should it bother him that they -- that Ferb -- is out of the country?]
so appropriate lol!
At least there were familiar faces to greet and recognize. None more important than the ones at the little house on Maple drive.]
Home.
[He called out, accent a bit thicker as he looked around. Was the flight really that much earlier than he had thought?]
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Perry's been spending a lot of time in the boys' workshop since they left. It's only natural, it's where he's always spent a lot of his time. When he isn't out of the house on business, at least. And now there's even less to occupy him, so straight to work it is.
When he hears Ferb enter, he turns, a grin lighting his face. He's never been much of a talker.
Ferb is home.]
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He saw the familiar shock of blue, letting a rare smile out. Aside Phineas, the one person that he missed the most was his pet platypus.]
Wotcher, Per.
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Dean Winchester | Supernatural | OTA
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Gonna call our other thread done.
Was gonna suggest it myself, got distracted. :)
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god I suck at tenses.....sorry
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...That was not the icon I wanted up above.
but I like that icon...<3 So does Dean :)
Gabriel is not half-naked right now. :-P Not that you can see the swim trunks.
he should just stay naked.
Winter is too damn cold for that. Running around shirtless is for warmer weather.
not for angelGabe.
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Hisoka Kurosaki | Yami no Matsuei
homura akemi ( pmmm )
Akashi Seijuurou | Kuroko no Basket
Shisui Uchiha || Naruto || OTA
idk it could be anything you know us.
It was one thing to offer to look after a pet whilst their owner went on holiday, but it was another thing altogether that his parents had dropped this thing onto him. Sure, they'd rescued him, rather than bought him - but he'd heard all kinds of things about these pets. Good and... possibly bad.
So here he was, stood in his immaculate flat with a pet. They'd given him everything he needed to look after him, told him some things that sounded ridiculous to have to carry out and chosen to make sure things changed for the better.
It still left them facing off against one another, Itachi with his hands loose at his sides, parents gone - permanently he imagined, they'd just left him with the pet and gone.
"... So."
All of the above.
And that's how this whole thing started, with a single syllable word that left them both feeling awkward about the situation. Shisui's cat ears twitched as he hung near the door, staring at his new owner, waiting. The person clearly didn't want him here, and he wasn't sure he wanted to be with someone who didn't want him. He had heard stories about things like that. Violent ones.
His tail lashed out, lightly knocking against the wall as he slowly strolled along the room's outer perimeter, his eyes on the man. Young. Long hair. Dark eyes. Pale. He would have made a good cat, Shisui thought, with how lithe he looked, graceful, and annoyed. Maybe there was something in his blood. But he was pretty. Shisui liked that.
Picking up a decorative bowl from the nearest shelf, he tossed it into the air and caught it, not caring at the pricetag of such finery. Really. It's what happened when one had a pet.
"If you open the door, you can pretend I escaped," he said a little aloof. "You don't seem happy about this whole thing."
Haha, yeah.
Well, those words made him feel certain about one thing. He wasn't letting this little brat get anywhere.
"Hm. I said nothing of the sort." He grumbled, glancing side long as Shisui before reaching to swipe the bowl from those hands, gently placing it down on the shelf again.
"Where do you want your bed?" He asked, wandering back to sweep up Shisui's blanket, frowning for a moment. There was no basket. Didn't cats sleep in baskets?
:p
Three if he didn't try not to be.
Cats, Mister Itachi, slept wherever they wanted to. Baskets, boxes (oh, boxes!), sunny patches on the floor, on couches, on beds...they had no shame and had no preferences. Shisui didn't care for boxes and baskets, though, but sunshine made him warm, sluggish, drowsy. His tail lashed once, thunking the wall as he started to prowl more.
"I can sleep in your bed," he said, meaning the foot of it and not registering how the whole thing sounded. "Or the couch. It's fine."
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