Alright, but don't blame me if it ain't fancy enough for ya.
[He did generally eat scrap metal from a junkyard when he was on his own, and that stuff could taste pretty god awful. So sometimes people said his sense of taste was garbage too, but he totally surprised people with how decent he could make things.
He didn't even bother asking where the knives was, because his own body could turn into knives if he wanted, though his back was turned to her so she wouldn't see how he cut the meats and cheeses up so neatly. He made three sandwiches, two jumbo sized ones, and one a little bit smaller, and two peeled apples to go with it.]
Alright, I got three sandwiches here, one for me, one for you, and one for your brother so that you can choose what size you wanted. If you want the bigger one he'll be none the wiser that there was ever a size discrepancy, and if you want the smaller one I'm sure he'll appreciate it just as much if he wants it. Otherwise you've got one for later.
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[He did generally eat scrap metal from a junkyard when he was on his own, and that stuff could taste pretty god awful. So sometimes people said his sense of taste was garbage too, but he totally surprised people with how decent he could make things.
He didn't even bother asking where the knives was, because his own body could turn into knives if he wanted, though his back was turned to her so she wouldn't see how he cut the meats and cheeses up so neatly. He made three sandwiches, two jumbo sized ones, and one a little bit smaller, and two peeled apples to go with it.]
Alright, I got three sandwiches here, one for me, one for you, and one for your brother so that you can choose what size you wanted. If you want the bigger one he'll be none the wiser that there was ever a size discrepancy, and if you want the smaller one I'm sure he'll appreciate it just as much if he wants it. Otherwise you've got one for later.