ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ?

[youre_a_meme_to_me]

Tʜᴇ Xᴇɴᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ Mᴇᴍᴇ

No judgement, only tentacles.
Come one, come all, and bring your non-humans, your aliens and furries
and monsters and angels; if you have none, bring those who would love to
approach those who are inhuman in shape and mind; if you have neither, be free
to alter your characters so they may fit one side, or both. Love knows no boundaries,
after all, nor does attraction; why should species deter one from pleasure and joy?

Directions:

1. Post your character, with preferences and suggestions for those who wish to tag you. Include any information that you think will be relevant and help you find a partner!
2. Tag out to others! A thread takes two, and so does a horizontal tango. You can pick out one of the scenarios suggested below, or do your own thing, whatever. The prompts are mostly there to kick off ideas, not to bind creativity!
3. Be excellent to each other, dudes.

AU Prompts:

i. Enemy Mine

You may not have gotten off to a good start, but trapped, alone together, in a wild place-- well, there's nothing that brings two people closer than relying on only each other for help and survival, and something has bloomed where the land was thought to be barren. So what if you are from different worlds? This is a new world, and there's no one to say that what you do for pleasure or love is wrong.

ii. Pulp Science Fantasy

After being kidnapped by the horrible Xalgonions of Xon'marx XIII, you prayed for someone to save you-- and someone did, clothing ripped and sweat shining on their skin as they cut down your cruel captors. Swoon! How could one not fall in love with someone so very, very swashbuckling, and who cares if their skin happens to be blue or bioluminescent, or if their weapon was clutched in a tentacle instead of a hand?
or...
Perhaps no rescue came, and you are at the mercy of your cruel and perverse captors. Oh no! What horrible, lewd, awful, terrible things will they do to you? What pornographic use will they put you to? Is the rumor that they have amazing dongs true? There's only one way to find out!

iii. High Nonsense Fantasy

Does anyone care about why the incredibly powerful wizards filling the world haven't just magic'd away all disease with their boundless and eternal power? No, of course not; the really important thing is that elves, dragons, centaurs, and fairies are all real, and they are all willing to bone every other intelligent critter around (though some dragons might have a particular taste for royalty).

iv. Urban Fantasy & Modern Magic

Dating in a modern day and age can be hard; it gets harder if you have to plan around your monthly transformation into a canine, or turn into a mermaid every time your date takes you to the beach, or any other issue that arises from your inhumanity in a city built around human needs. Still, perhaps there's something you can offer because of your magic-tainted condition, instead of in spite of it...
or...
Knowing magic is real, and demons are real, led you to those shelves at the back of the library, where everything has disclaimers that you shouldn't try this at home. But if they didn't want you to try it, then they wouldn't have given directions, right? And so you wound up with a demon, or spirit, or ghost, or some other phantasmal or fantastic being following you everywhere you go-- including the bedroom. (The downside: you can't get the salt from the summoning circle out of your carpet, no matter how much you vacuum. #summonerproblems )

v. Fun Fur Everyone

Animal-people are common-- perhaps everyone is an animal-person, with a cat's ears or logic-defying winghands, with whiskers and fur or scales and frills, and the edges of 'attractive' have shifted to include them all. Oh, sure, there might be humans as well (who are attractive in their own right), but think of all the things that animals can do that humans can't, and all the attributes they might not share, and how exciting it could be to learn something new every day you're with your partner of a different breed...

Comments

Khatima Tavakmanni | The Elder Scrolls | OTA

[findwarmsands]

[sunny_hair]

[ooc: Do you have a scenario preference at all? Isaac's own world is pretty skyrim-esque (with mystical creatures and different kinds of abilities that could be considered magical and all) so we can put the setting in her own home-world if it'll make things easier.]

Admiral ZEX | Star Control 2 | OTA

[be_discreet]

((Admiral ZEX is a tall green tentacle-armed alien with a big swooshy webbed tail, and gills, and a massive boner for humans and humanoids, as well as other monsters of all stripes and description. An anemone-like tentacle boner. A squirmer?

He is pleasant in personality, but patronizing and hedonistic; he works well as a villain, kidnapping beautifully awful and monstrous creatures for his collection of Things He Wishes To Bang, but isn't going to say no to something sweet and consensual, either.))

[zankyou]

[ how about a mostly unfeeling, more-curious-than-anything-unsure-what-he-just-landed-himself-into human? nine's supposed to be this genius who knows nearly everything there is to know about everything, so i'm sure he'd have an intense fascination with an alien. and here's the obligatory embarrassing kink list! ]

Lockheed | Marvel/X-Men | M/F

[kittysdragon]

[Traditionally a one foot tall alien dragonoid and ally to the X-Men but I'm open to him being bigger in a AU setting. A hero by nature, Lockheed is polite and civil to his friends and deadly to his foes.]

Terpsichora Ll'wen | FFXIV oc | ota

[ungirlish]

[Not human persay, but does have human anatomy (just in like double scale). Can involve some of my less human headcanons to spice shit up though, like her having sandpapery skin akin to a shark's.]

[goninjagoninjago]

[OOC: While Bee is human, he has a demon within him which can let him transform in various ways. Either he can turn himself into this, or grow some of the demons appendages, like hands and feet and tentacles. So many tentacles.]

leonardo ( tmnt 2007 ) m/f

[jungleboy]

( ...he's a turtle. and a mutant. of the teenaged ninja variety.

open to most kinks, just ask! we can plot a little before we jump in. )

[aquasoldier]

[Sounds interesting! Do you have a preference for situation? Maybe the captured one or the "fun fur everyone" plot?]

ariel ( the little mermaid ) f/m

[seacups]

( no humanization here, 100% mermaid. played as either a. disney compliant or b. still the same personality and everything else wise but appearing more like a mermaid would actually look, complete with gills, no ears, much bigger eyes, and a more compact face because a nose on a mermaid makes no evolutionary sense. see icon. just mention which one you're more interested in! )

Gavrill Madaraki | Franken Fran

[hungry_like_the_wolf]

[Gavrill is an artificial humans composed of dead tissue capable of transforming her body into a variety of different shapes at will.]

Senketsu ✧ KILL la KILL

[sanguineseams]

[



sentient clothes. sentient...alien clothes.

also comes in bipedal flavor.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[OOC: Did you have a scenario in mind? Like...Someone else wearing Senketsu per say?]

yukina ( yu yu hakusho ) ota

[crylittlesister]

( despite her humanoid appearance, yukina is from a race of all-female ice demons. LET ME TELL YOU about my head canons, though. mostly they're that her skin is a good deal colder than most creatures' and everything about her has a blue-green tint to it.

any other questions, feel free to ask. )

Eben - OC

[ampelos]

[Character Information; open to anything.]

Wilbur Whateley | The Dunwich Horror (novella 'verse)

[dunwich_satyr]

Will is half-human/half-Elder God and looks somewhat like a satyr: he's eight feet tall, his upper half is human if goatish, while his back is covered in yellow and black scales, he has tentacles around his waist, a rudimentary eye on either hip, legs that are goatlike and covered with black hair. Usually he hides all this under clothes. He's also a virgin: living in a New England village where people are suspicious of you will not get you laid.

lioriley | original | ota

[invigorates]

magical glowing dark elf holla.

Rocket Raccoon | Guardians of the Galaxy

[furrylittlebeast]

[ Come on, show the fuzzy little bastard some love. He might kill you and rob you blind, but he'll do it in an adorable yet badass way :P ]

[pelvicsorceries]

It was just accepted by everyone living in the Milano that, during their downtime drifting through deep space, Peter Quill was usually playing one of his cassettes, blasting the music loudly throughout the ship, and, probably worst of all, dancing. He was almost like a little kid at times who couldn't sit still, tapping his foot or moving in his seat up in the cockpit, moving around the common area like nobody was watching... At the very least, he wasn't in the shower right now, grating on the others' nerves with his singing.

Hopefully whatever Rocket was building or working on in the common area wasn't too important or volatile, because it's just his unfortunate luck that he was working at the time Peter comes down from the cockpit, humming to himself. Before Rocket has a chance to finish working or escape, Peter pulls him up into his arms, one supporting the other's weight, while he takes the raccoon's smaller hand in the other. And then he's moving around the room, turning and rocking his hips as "Come and Get Your Love" plays over the speakers.

"I never knew you were so light on your feet... Or in my arms. Whatever," He teases, giving Rocket a playful wink.

Kovu | Disney's The Lion King 2

[lonelylion]

[ Oh wow. Gotta blow the dust off this poor muse. ]

Kyo Sohma | Fruits Basket

[cat_cursed_13]

[Ain't gonna lie, one of the biggest crushes from childhood. Which is totally ruined anyways. Aka: I'm completely game for something going down between these two~ If you're interested, we can discuss!]

Diego | Ice Age

[sabertoothtiger]

Fox McCloud | Nintendo's Star Fox

[starfox]

Kara Zor-El | DC Comics | OTA

[nices]

(She's Kryptonian, but other than that she's definitely human-like!

Up for most kinks, just ask!)

[servantfail]

1 or 4 are most likely. Science fiction or high fantasy can be done. 5 is very unlikely unless they are basically people with a few cosmetic/kink animal parts. Tentacles being involved in any scenario are obviously fine, though. Rin herself might accidentally get them. Kinks in journal.

Starscream | Transformers IDW/Windblade

[intrusts]

[A thirty foot tall alien robot with multiple genitalia and rulership of an entire planet. But don't let that stop you, xir personality is far more amiable than kingship would suggest.

Especially if fellow robots or tiny humans are involved.

Oh, but no Megatrons, seriously. Not xir thing or mine.]

[makeherblue]

[Could vary on the setting depending on when/where they are. The Doctor's an alien with two hearts, among other things, and limbs like an awkward gazelle. He also goes naked to church. Slow posting prose preferred]

Leon Powalski | Star Fox Series | OTA

[falcoff]

[Humanoid reptilian-cyborg, what every boy and girl needs.]

Stranger | Oddworld | M/F

[wrathofstranger]

[Stranger is a Steef. A breed of centaur-like creatures with the lower half of a horse, the torso of a gorilla and the head of a lion. With horns. So he's kind of a mixed bag. However he can simply have two leg that aren't horse-like and goes along with the rest of his body if you prefer that (He usually disguises himself with two legs anyway under his clothes.)]

Raze Darkholme | Marvel | ota

[sniktlet]

[He's blue and adorable and a sociopath and does this shape shifting party trick.>

[godofbadideas]

[...so, 1) I told you I would tag him, and 2) they're both shapeshifters.......]

Namor | Marvel 616 | OTA

[ex_namor733]

[Not so much alien as Atlantean, and apart from the pointed ears, gills, and winged feet he looks human for the most part.

Namor doesn't discriminate when it comes to other species though (this shit is canon, much to the disgust of his "teammates."

Bonus points if you're blond married or in a committed relationship of some kind. Just saying. He still has a type ok yolo.]