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The Epic Rap Battles of Roleplay Meme

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ROLEPLAY MEME

So Epic Rap Battles of History are an awesome idea, but even though they do cover fictional characters from time to time, there's gonna be plenty they'll never touch.

So that's where this meme comes in.

1. Put your character's name and series in the subject line.
2. Tag around!
3. Your characters are now engaged in a RAP BATTLE. Go nuts. If you don't know what to do, check out some of the ones in the above link for examples.
4. Have fun, damn it.

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[Somehow the most offensive thing about that was being called Darling by L. That is her pet name for Light how dare you corrupt it. Time to turn the viciousness up to 11.]

You're talking to the queen, bitch, have some respect,
I'm the goddess to your ghost and you're about to get checked.
I'm the pretty, thin idol creeps like you beat off to,
Glossy magazine cover-girl who looks right through you.
You were never on our level, just a washed up has-been,
All bark and no bite, and my patience's wearing thin.

Little loser scared to death of my BFF,
Rapping so off key you've gotta be deaf!
Died for absolutely nothing with a stroke of Rem's pen,
Lookin' winded, better give your heart a break and take ten.
'Cause you and Kiyomi are six feet underground,
While I'm up here Kira-ing without a foe to be found.

It's kind of you to worry but I'm stronger than I look,
Even if you happen to have a cheap-ass magic notebook.
You're certainly attractive, that I won't deny,
But when it comes to beating off, I'm a complicated guy.
Your rhymes are basic like a jacket by North Face,
It's not that you're ugly, you're just grating as a can of mace.
I keep looking for mosquitoes every time I hear you speak,
Off-key? Can't you do something about that high-pitched squeak?
I'm here to tell you that you're all but destined to fail,
Valentine's Day is coming, watch out for that
guard
rail.

If you can't find your foes, that's not really a surprise,
They're definitely there, and they're experts at disguise.
You're clearly wearing down, girl you can't handle more
Because you may have won some battles, but you
lost
the
war.

[Glaring. You know what, it's time to remind L why goading Kiras is a bad idea, and to prove that she is far from losing the war.]

Talk all you want, I'm the one that's still breathing.
In fact, I think it's about time for you to be leaving.

[Whipping out the Death Note.]

When it comes down to it, you're as low as they get.
By the way, what kind of name is L Lawliet?

[DRAMATIC SCRIBBLING BEGINS.]

If you're going to say it, at least pronounce it right.
Word of God is that you say it like "low-light".
Another reminder that we had a lot in common perhaps,
All this proves is that you're afraid of my raps.
I'm the giant whose shoulders people stood on top of,
And the fact is? My legacy will outlive your "love."
Write the name if you really want to be done,
But I'm warning you,
You'll be confessing
That
I
Won.

[Misa finishes writing. If only she could think of an appropriately awful way to go, but her mind is too full of rhymes to puzzle that out so heart attack it is.]

Wrong, and you're about to take a dive.
The winner is always the last one alive.
Low-Light is perfect since you're second best,
You were never Ligh't great enemy-- just a pest.
Your legacy is losing to a god from above,
And nothing will ever outlive my love.

40 seconds to live? Guess I'd better make it count,
Good thing my successors heard my Sermon on the Mount.
Everybody dies, but just a few get to hear the bell,
I get the last word, bitch, see you in Hell.

You won't be seeing m- [L slumps over, breaking her rhythm.] Hey- L? Damn it!

[Misa pouts and nudges at his body with her shoe. He could have lasted a few more seconds! Fine, he gets the last word then. Misa still wins.]