I've got a thousand cases between all three of my names,
So I've been around the block and I'm not new to this game.
I'll beat your ass in tennis, chase you right into a dead end,
And I don't give a damn about your Shinigami boyfriend.
Put your hands in the air when my officers say "freeze",
You're more powerless to touch me than an excess of calories.
I'm a very busy genius, don't got time for your shit,
So you can just take a potato chip
and
eat
it