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[itsababysock]

The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.




¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!



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Comments

[explosiveblossom]

I do not!

[Now she's pouting. What have you done, you monster.]

LISTEN
it's not my fault if certain people I know act like idiots

[sixthespada]

You know it's fine if you do. I like a girl that doesn't take anyone's shit.

[explosiveblossom]

what makes you think I care about what you like?

[Obviously she doesn't care. Not at all. Nope.]

you do have good taste, I'll give you that

[sixthespada]

I know I do.
So. What are my chances of getting you to tutor me?

[explosiveblossom]

depends on how nicely you ask me
and how badly you're doing in that class

[sixthespada]

Oh? And just how nicely do I have to ask?
Because I need it pretty badly.

[explosiveblossom]

I'm not opposed to begging or bribery
I also love dango

[sixthespada]

How many are we talking here?

[explosiveblossom]

how many are you willing to get?

[sixthespada]

I'll buy you six.

[explosiveblossom]

that's too bad...I wanted seven

[Run. Run for the hills Grimmjow. You don't know what you're getting yourself into.]

[sixthespada]

[Probably not, but Grimmjow runs from nothing.]

So you are going to reject the deal just because of one missing dango? What if I bring you seven but eat one myself?

[explosiveblossom]

I can't be held accountable if you lose a limb

[Very brave, or very stupid.]

[sixthespada]

[Pretty much both.]

I'm thinking I will take my chance and see what happens.

Hmm... I wonder how long it'll take him to charm her pants off lol

[explosiveblossom]

[Welp, he's honest. At least he's not as stupid as her teammates best friends can be.]

works for me!
how's tomorrow after class sound?

I'm wondering the exact same thing!

[sixthespada]

[He is. And he's got no problem owning up to anything he said in this mistaken text convo.]

Sounds perfect to me.