HELP ME PLEASE! the meme

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HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character.  Don't put their name and canon in the header.  Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them! 

Comments

How do you cope with obvious family favoritism?

[not_a_ghoul]

[mopocalypse]

...I try to sabotage her every chance I get! It's only fair, since she takes away everything I like and they let her do it.

[not_a_ghoul]

I ain't that spiteful even if they did leave me behind after unknowingly screwing up my life.

[mopocalypse]

It's a game of survival. Only one of us can be happy.

[not_a_ghoul]

Not when you're a Winchester, it seems you're never happy for long.

[mopocalypse]

Don't you think that there's only a certain amount of happiness in the world?

[not_a_ghoul]

I do but very little of it comes my family's way.

[mopocalypse]

So happiness is something you have to take from someone else.

[not_a_ghoul]

Can't really take it from my brothers as they're as or more unhappy than I am.

[godofbadideas]

Flip them all off and ride into the sunset to do your own thing until they learn to appreciate you.

If they never learn, then you're well rid of them.

[He. Can't really offer advice for what to do if you screw up after that point, alas.]

[not_a_ghoul]

Kinda hard to do that when you're trapped in a supernatural cage with The Devil and an Archangel.

[godofbadideas]

Which Devil, and which Archangel?

[not_a_ghoul]

The Devil, y'know Lucifer and his older brother Michael.

[godofbadideas]

You're certain that it's actually Lucifer, and not one of the dozen or so pretenders?

[not_a_ghoul]

Oh yeah, one hundred percent sure it's him.

[godofbadideas]

Huh. Well, now I know where he is. [One iteration of him, anyway.]

[not_a_ghoul]

Why would you wanna know where he is, it's not like he's doing anything other than constantly beating up his brother in an impenetrable box like room.

[godofbadideas]

Mmm... Call it professional interest.

Spoiler!

[not_a_ghoul]

You do know that it was Gabriel that was impersonating you, not Lucifer and Gabriel's dead.

I am immune to spoilers!

[godofbadideas]

Different kind of professional interest.

Weren't just for you

[not_a_ghoul]

Yeah well, I doubt you'll be getting to him to give him you're gratitude for killing Odin and Baldur either.

fair 'nough though isn't the statute of limitations on that spoiler long run out?

[godofbadideas]

[Loki just shrugs.]

I've done that myself. They got better. We always do.

probably but better safe than ruin that ep for them

[not_a_ghoul]

How do you get better from being disintegrated by an Archangel?

[Says the guy that's been eaten by ghouls and brought back to life by a normal but high ranking angel.]

eh, I guess

[godofbadideas]

Magic, divine power, you know, the usual.

[not_a_ghoul]

I suppose.