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The Abrupt Kissing Meme

Plain and simple: your character is being kissed. Abruptly. How did this happen? Were they talking too much to the point where it was the only way to shut them up? Was someone bidding adieu or just not able to hold in their feelings? Or was this some CPR class gone bad? More importantly—how do they react?

How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well. Congratulations, your character is being kissed by whoever tags them!
→ Tag around.
→ Feel free to roll RNG (1-9) if you cannot come up with scenarios of your own.
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!

1 — Simply put: I like you. (You may or may not know this already.)
2 — I did it to shut you up. (It worked, didn't it?)
3 — I've always been curious... (About what it'd be like to kiss you.)
4 — It was an accident! (I totally tripped!)
5 — Farewell. (I may never see you again and...!)
6 — Taunting. (Bet you didn't see that attack coming didja?)
7 — CPR (You were asleep and you suddenly woke up..?)
8 — No more waiting! (Ain't nobody got time for that.)
9 — Fuck da police. (In other words, the random/whatever option.)

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( This is not sensible. It’s certainly not safe, although that has become a word less and less associated with Lady Croft in recent years. With the disappearance of her parents in some years past, and her being taken in as by Ser Conrad Roth, Lara has scarcely been in the south as she used to be. Roth was a good man, but he was not a man with much patience for the ways of the south, for all that he had loved Lara’s parents.

It has been a long time since she graced the halls of Highgarden, since she has seen gardens so vast and so beautiful. A long time since she has seen Margaery, and though she had known of her engagement to the infamous King Joffrey, she had hardly believed it. Not in truth. She had memories of attempting to hide away with books and Margaery convincing her that the world outside was just as interesting, even if it had taken some debate at the time. Imagining that Margaery would be wed to someone with such a reputation as Joffrey--

Lara couldn’t really comfortably admit the jealousy, but the concern was easy enough to explain. And all the more reason to visit Highgarden, when it was long overdue that she return to her parents’ estate in the Reach that has been left in the had of stewards overlong. Admitting to herself or anyone else that the prompt had been Margaery’s short lived marriage was unlikely.

All things considered, it is perhaps surprising that in one of Highgarden’s hallways, Lady Croft has pulled Lady Margaery towards her. (Perhaps it is also remarkably unsurprising.) Her fingers curl around the back of Margaery’s neck, and she is vaguely aware that it’s probably a very quick way to end an old friendship. )