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[itsababysock]

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

Kaneki Ken || Tokyo Ghoul

[anthropophagite]

[ no Regular-2, no Hardcore-4,10, no fail ]

[noassgardian]

[I don't see anything I'd be absolutely against playing here. I don't see Billy going for glory hole, possession, or sex club. Ask before non-con stuff.]

Maurice 'Bosco' Boscorelli || Third Watch

[thirdwatch]

Rin Tohsaka | Fate Universe | M/F (except castmates)

[servantfail]

Fail only with castmates. Because that is canon

Dick Grayson ( Agent 37 ) • DCnU • OTA

[tsuchigumo]

I am a horrible, horrible person. RNG said 4-13

[heysailor]

ooc: Just let me know which one you'd prefer to be the good one, and I'll write a starter.

Nickov // Original // OTA18+

[paintednoble]

[ooc: Open to all who aren't squicked by alien anatomy. Kinks and physical description are in the journal, PM me with any questions!]

River Song | Doctor Who | OTA

[riverborntorun]

[Ask about Toys. No Hardcore, although some mild spanking and light bondage is acceptable. Fighting + sex totally accepted.]

Eben - OC

[ampelos]

[Character Information; open to anything.]

Anne Boleyn || The Tudors || OTA, prefer F/M

[happyfalcon]

Alleyne - the Headless Horseman ♞ OUAT/SPN OC ♞ OTA, prefer F/M

[ridesheadless]

Tenchi Masaki | Ai Tenchi Muyo! | m/f

[lighthawking]

[terraism]

[[Roleplay 13 with a bit of focus on oral, because who doesn't like mega-teasing harem male leads?]]

Ren | Hybrid Child (fandom OC) | m/m for shipping or smut

[rennotrin]

[Please note that Ren's body is female. I'm good with everything except:

[Regular - 11, Public - 5, 6, 13, 14, 19 (where did 7-9 go?), Roleplay - 3, 5, 6, 10-19 , Toys - 11, Misc - 2, 5, 12, 13, 15, 16, 18, 19.

[Everything else is pretty much fair game. Go nuts! <3]

steve rogers (pre-serum) | mcu

[prespangled]

MISC - 11

[dislocked]

[ It's wrong, and Bucky knows it. He knows how awful it is on so many levels, that he could have a girlfriend and still, still desire Steve so fiercely that it makes his heart ache with longing whenever his best friend isn't around. Alice doesn't deserve it from him -- she's pretty, with big eyes and a beautiful smile that still pales in comparison to Steve's, and Bucky knows that he's in real trouble right there.

Real, awful kinds of trouble when he kisses Alice and sometimes thinks of him. He's sorry, he wants to say; he's a card for cheatin' on her, kissin' on someone else, loving someone else when he should be faithful to her, but here he is, over at Steve's little apartment for the first time in two weeks.

He'd tried ways and means to pull away, to try to do right by his girl (but Steve is his, too), but it doesn't work; he always comes back here in the end, yearning for Steve in far too many ways. It's a tortured Bucky that pushes his best friend up against the wall as soon as he opens the door, his mouth seeking his hungrily, desperate to feel Steve's smaller frame pressed up against his. How gorgeous, how slender, how frail he is, but how fierce, too, beneath all of it.

He'd go to hell for this, but he doesn't care, not when his heart's with Steve and he knows they can't be together. Not like this. The door's slammed shut behind him, and Bucky kisses him over and over again, hard and desperate. ]

-- couldn't stand it anymore.

Hong Meiling | Touhou | F/F

[mastergater]

[ Go totally nuts. ]

Re: Hong Meiling | Touhou | F/F

[onewithwater]

(OoC: Hmm, got 3-20... How about Fighting?)

Vincent Law/Ergo Proxy // Ergo Proxy // OTA18+

[theworldunwinds]

[ooc: Pretty okay with most of the list, but check the kinks list which is in the journal to be sure, or PM me. Please also pick either Vincent or Ergo]

[lunaticmoon]

[ no: hardcore: 1, 2, 5, 6, 10, 15, 16, 18. roleplay: 1, 4, 16, 19. toys: 12, 16, 19. Ask about fail. ]

Konoka Konoe | Mahou Sensei Negima | OTA

[im_gonna_heal_u]

[[No bathroom stuff. Ask about fail.]]

Re: Konoka Konoe | Mahou Sensei Negima | OTA

[tyrellpearl]

[[I rolled 2-17 for public-concert, if you're up for it?]]

Tsukuyo | Gintama

[tsukky]

[ No to hardcore: 1, 10, toys: 14, 19 or roleplay: 16. ]

Levi | Attack on Titan

[shortarse]

[ No to hardcore: 1, 10, toys: 14, 19 or roleplay: 16. ]

Elliot Nightray | Pandora Hearts | castmates

[eroico]

Steve Rogers | MCU

[worldwar]

[ Prefer m/m, castmates/MCU. Pre-serum flavor available. ]

Bucky Barnes | Captain America

[riflesnipe]

[ TFA-era. ]

mina murray | dracula untold

[secondly]

Akiyama Yuuji | Akiyama-kun | Closed

[akiyamakun]

((Continued on from here.))

[When Hyuuga approaches Akiyama's place, he'll notice that the house he arrives at is actually a pretty good size. Not a mansion or anything- just more spacious than what one might expect from the average home. -It's also a bit more empty than one might expect from a house of it's size. Decently decorated, sure- but all signs of life point to Akiyama, and Akiyama alone. Hyuuga can count himself lucky in that regard- he definitely wont have to deal with any "awkward introductions" himself, where Akiyama's concerned.]

[The delinquent himself will be in his kitchen at the stove; cooking up a simple dish of rice, chicken and vegetables. He wears an oversized sweatshirt and shorts- his usual baggy fashion- and idly hums a little tune to himself. On the counter beside him are various beer bottles- some opened, some not. Hyuuga might recognize them as leftovers from the day they met. No point in letting all that booze go to waste, after all.]

Sorry it took me so long to get here!

[intheclutch]

[Hyuuga is late.

He's not late because he's had any trouble finding the place. Actually, he's been outside for at least a quarter of an hour. He's walked around the block three times trying to get up the nerve to go in.

He has a bag of snacks that he stopped for on the way, including chocolate as requested. He has his gym bag with a change of clothes for tomorrow. And he has a box of condoms, which he picked up rather nervously at the store on the way here. (He almost bought some lube too, but that, he decided, was practically like advertising he was going to have sex with a guy, and there was no way he was going to do that. At least just buying condoms could make it seem like he was seeing a girl. And anyway, even bringing condoms to the checkout required a surprising amount of nerve.)

But somewhere between the store and Akiyama's house, panic has set in. (Shit, is he really going to do this?? What in the world is he even thinking, coming over here? Inviting Akiyama to come with him to tomorrow's game? Introducing him to his teammates and to players he respects??)

His laps around the block are what it takes for him to muster his nerve, give himself a very firm talking to, and tell himself in no uncertain terms that he WILL follow through on this because he's not some damn coward who runs away just because he made a rash choice that he now thinks he might regret. Anyway, the condoms are just a precaution, just in case, not because he expects something sexual to happen or even wants it to...right?

Finally, taking a deep breath, he approaches the big house, finds the key in the mailbox as instructed, and lets himself in. It feels awkward as hell, and he pauses in the genkan, toeing off his shoes as he calls out rather tentatively to the empty hallway.]

Sorry for the intrusion...

[Obviously he's being way too formal. There doesn't even seem to be anyone around, and if there was anyone else home he guesses that Akiyama wouldn't have told him to let himself in.

He pads through the rooms, finding his way around as he looks for his host and so makes his way to the kitchen, trying hard to be casual but realizing at once that seeing Akiyama like this...makes him feel something really weird.]

Yo.

The Dealer | Original Character

[devilallthetime]

[He's a demon that likes to pick on people, but I'm up for whatever. This is his character information. If you have specific ideas let me know!]