The Hangover Meme

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

THE HANGOVER MEME

Sure, we've all seen the "Morning After" meme. But let's face it: Sometimes waking up in bed next to a total stranger is the BEST possible outcome to a night after too much hair of the dog.

So here's how this meme works:

1.) Pick a character.
2.) Options:

a.) Put your character's name and canon in the header. The person replying will roll on the good old-fashioned RNG, and the scenario can play out that way, OR:
b.) Pick a scenario, and use the header to announce that rather than your character and canon.

Your options are:

1.) Obligatory "Wake Up In Bed With Someone" -- Not to steal the thunder of the OTHER meme, but you gotta have this option somewhere.

2.) You're in Jail! -- So much for not having a criminal record. Looks like it's time for a buddy to bail you out.

3.) Where Did my Clothes Go? -- This is only mildly awkward. Let's hope you have cover. Or conveniently placed objects.

4.) Where Am I? -- We pray for your sake this one isn't combined with #3.

5.) I'm Pretty Sure I Didn't Have This Last Night -- Excuse me, did anybody misplace a llama? No?

6.) "I <3 Mom" -- That sure is a tattoo all right! Hope it's not anything embarrassing.

7.) I Didn't Mean It! -- Wow, you don't remember what you said, but your buddy seems to have gotten entirely the wrong impression. Your choice on whether this made them mad or... something else.

8.) Vegas Marriage -- We're pretty sure you can't really call this "holy" matrimony, especially with all those poker chips in your pockets.

9.) Isn't That You On the Poster? -- Looks like you pissed off somebody you probably shouldn't have pissed off. Time to run!

10.) Wildcard -- Gotta have a wildcard. Pick one of the above, or just make up your own dang scenario.

And remember: Next time, drink more water. Have a nice day.

Comments

Akiyama Yuuji | Akiyama-kun | OTA

[akiyamakun]

Takahiko | Bokura no Mitsudomoe | OTA

[takahiko]

Bosco | Third Watch

[thirdwatch]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | ota

[wolftamer_stilinski]

tony bologne from that superhero shit ★ ota

[letmetakeaselfie]

howard stark } mcu } otmfa

[speedboat]

( also avail. in old fart slattery version. )

1-5

[livedalife]

[Some women would freak out or feel insanely flattered to wake up next to Howard Stark. Margaret Carter, however, literally kicks him out of bed. He's hogging the covers. She's not having any of that. That should be the end of the story. He'll go crawling to someone else and cry about it. The thud of Stark hitting the floor sets something off.

Is that a baby crying? She sits up in bed too fast and has to grab her head. She has a wicked headache not being helped by an infant screaming their head off.] Howard? Get up. [She's throwing a pillow at where she thinks he landed. Go check that out.]

peter quill // gotg // ota

[aromantically]

dorian pavus / da:i / ota

[serpentis]

James Bond | (Daniel Craig) James Bond | OTA

[wankers]

[delta_one]

((Share a hangover with a fellow spy from across the pond?))

Vlad III Țepeș - Dracula | Dracula Untold | OTA

[whatmenfear]

you know which one.

[deathandundying]

The last kind of phone call he was ever expecting to get was one from the jail--especially one from the jail from his missing lover. Seriously, he's still not quite sure how he managed to lose Vlad, but considering they were both rather drunk last night, maybe he shouldn't be too surprised.

Regardless, Silas turns up at the police station looking far less worse for wear, with a smirk plastered on his face. He is going to give Vlad so much shit for this, something the man would definitely be able to read on the warlock's face.

shinkai hayato | yowapeda

[straightlines]

Lorne (The Host) | Angel

[dressedtotrill]

[Alcohol doesn't affect him, but there are some drinks that will.]

Marie Kreutz l The Bourne Series l OTA

[reluctantaccessory]

Alan | The Hangover

[onemanwolfpack]

rosa diaz | brooklyn nine-nine

[upfront]

michiko malandro | michiko and hatchin

[jailbrake]

hana morenos | michiko and hatchin

[stewing]

( she got drunk on fanta, okay, it's canon )

Alfred F. Jones (America) | Hetalia

[american_ingenuity]

Arturia Pendragon (Saber) | Fate/Stay Night

[promised_victory]

Kyonko | The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya

[little_miss_snarker]

Ava Spencer ❋ OC ❋ OTA

[mystika]

[F/M for anything shippy, OTA for everything else. Good with any number/combo. Assumed CR okay within reason, PM with any questions or discuss here.]

Anakin Skywalker | Star Wars | OTA

[ignite_the_stars]

[Canon pairing only for shippy/romance things. Gen open to everyone else.]

Richter Lawrence Alcross | OC | OTA

[for_redemption]

[M/F for shippy things. OTA for everything else.]

1....

[oneirism]

[Lapis wasn't really a lightweight, but maaaybe she had a bit too much wine last night. She couldn't resist, especially since she's needed a drink or five after everything that's happened in Haven, and it was hard to ignore the wine when it started appearing.

And the end result is that she's fast asleep and hogging the blankets. Sorry Richter...]

Fushimi Saruhiko | K | OTA

[fushimisaruhiko]

 

balthazar | constantine

[lickin]

1

[ushahin]

[Ushahin awoke with a headache that would have knocked a horse flat onto its back. Light hurt his eyes. His bones hurt anytime he moved. About the only thing that didn't cause him pain was moving the pinkie toe on his left foot. All he wanted to do was lie there and rethink his life choices. He would've done that, but there was the small matter of the body lying next to him.

He cracked open his good eye just enough to make out the man's facial features. Well, he appeared to still be breathing, so at least he didn't have to worry about dealing with a dead body. It would've been smarter to get up and leave before having to remember what happened last night. Smarter, but not easier. So instead he laid back down on the pillow and tried to will his head into a less painful state.]