minor injury meme.

[estivates]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

Apollo Justice | Ace Attorney

[andimfine]

Saber / Arturia Pendragon :: Fate/Zero

[unworthyking]

Johanna Mason | The Hunger Games

[queller]

Inquisitor Treveylan - Dragon Age: Inquisition - ota

[unwillingapostate]

Jane Shepard | Mass Effect | OTA

[outoftheash]

AkaRed - Boukenger Vs Super Sentai/Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger - OTA

[inheritstheredsouls]

tj hammond ( political animals )

[mitigates]

dean winchester | supernatural | ota

[fellout]

Lavellan | Dragon Age: Inquisition | ota

[healthesky]

kíli / tolkien

[bowmaster]

[ good for either side \o ]

harry osborn ( tasm 2 )

[prioritize]

Inquisitor Lavellan | Dragon Age:Inquisition |

[virborassan]

[ooc: Also available as a companion]

Kate Austen | Lost | OTA

[noattachments]

Kelly Severide • Chicago Fire

[alwaysnomatterwhat]

Todd the Wraith // Stargate Atlantis

[commandshumor]

[ooc: If he's the one injured and its serious, he might try sucking the life out of you to heal himself. Question is, will he take enough of your years just to heal, or more because he can? If he's the one treating the injured, he might just leave you to bleed out or moan in pain for awhile before patching you up.]

Draco Malfoy | Harry Potter

[fathersays]

Luna Lovegood | Harry Potter

[credulosity]

Nami | One Piece

[toocutetokill]

Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - OTA

[lunchleader]

((He could be in either role, though he's rather prone to be the injured one due to being a Big Dumb Hero.))

kore trevelyan | dragon age inquisition

[riftmarked]

[Either role is fine.]

Hinata Shouyou ☆ Haikyuu!! ☆ M/M for shipping

[acetobe]

[ Most likely the one injured. ]

tj hammond ≈ political animals / ota

[inclined]

dorian pavus | DAI

[footsies]

[ either role works for me. ]

Inquisitor Trevelyan // Dragon Age // OTA

[unlikelyherald]

[Either role]

Leroy Jethro Gibbs | NCIS | OTA

[slapsheads]

[ Accidents happen a lot in his line of work. Either the injured or not, up to you. ]