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FIVE NIGHTS AT IDK ANYMORE

Are you getting sick of FNAF yet? Because I sure am. But who cares about our opinions when there's so many delicious fanmade games to be made, painfully stretching the original setting over a new world? That's right, in this meme, you get to enjoy not just FNAF, but all its bloody ripoffs.

Like, I get some fanmade games, but why would you try selling some of these games for money?

Ironically, I'm also stretching the concept of this meme way too thin, just like a fanmade game... but whatever. This is a meme based of the horror game, Five Nights at Freddy's, and all its various copycats. As you would expect, this is a horror meme. Therefore, warnings for blood, gore, mutilation, and if you're really fucking scared of living dolls and the like you might want to think twice before posting here. A playthrough of the first and second for the brave, and no plot snippet this time. Just assume that every plot has some tortured spirit in it or something. I've compiled as many fanmade games and concepts as I could have under the cut. I'll also include my own (incredibly biased) ratings for how scary they are!

Are these games real? Is your character actually a security guard, or are they just screaming at your laptop? Well, whatever. Good luck, sport.

Options:

1. FIVE NIGHTS AT TREASURE ISLAND: You're stuck looking over weird Disney robots while the people who employed you are still 'checking on specs' and shit, which is literally the only reason you're left alone in a weird, remote location. Also, instead of closing doors or putting on Freddy heads, the only way to get Mickey Mouse & co. out of your office is to shut off your cameras to make a big sound that will apparently distract them from you. Of course, that also means... shutting off your camera. Also, Donald Duck's mask makes fucking loud screechy sounds once he gets in your office. 9/10, pretty good, actually, even if it's still only finished to Night 3.

2. FIVE NIGHTS AT WARIO'S: You're a worker at a newly-opened factory with a troubled past, where apparently a big number of ~~Mario characters~~ people went missing in it. You're supposed to observe the equipment to make sure nothing weird happens... but when the ghosts of Wario, Waluigi and everyone else start popping up with fitting scare chords whenever your camera switches to any of them, you know you're in for trouble. 7/10, fairly decent except for long gaps of absolutely nothing happening. The ghosts floating around get kinda scary once you get over the fact they're Mario characters.

3. FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 3: You know this one! The fanmade game which mashes the FNAF1 and 2 screens together without any care at all, also upping the difficulty to incredibly unreasonable levels. Animatronics now move when you're still looking at them, either making or breaking the atmosphere. Also, that new cat animatronic this game had (picture above)? It's actually made by this guy and was taken without permission. Credit your shit, cmon. 0/10, at least name it something other than FNAF3 so you don't ruin the title for the actual game in the future.

4. FIVE NIGHTS AT THE ASYLUM: Exactly what you think it is. Dingy dirty asylum where society's unwanted are thrown in, you're at the mercy of ~CRAZY CLOWN PEOPLE~, and for some reason they're allowed to leave their cell? Idk. Also, there's a tracker device on the patients as well as warning alarms to tell you where they are so you know when to close the door, but of course the battery doesn't last all night, right. Expect demented giggling and weird sax music out of nowhere. Also, Slenderman. 6/10, the new mechanics for handling your enemies are cool and all, but the fact it's on the iOS just kinda kills it.

5. THE ACTUAL FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S: ...Yeah, sure, why not.

6. THOSE SFMs: Wait, what? Those aren't games! But there is Five Nights at Heavy's, and Five Nights at Pinkie's, and Five Nights at Shrek's-- no. That one doesn't count.

7. YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME: Or make your own prompts!