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[It would take considerable effort for him to (purposely) get crude with a relative stranger, they're alright.]

Any time! I'm glad this weird contest wasn't a total bust.

[Really, any time. She seems nice and tolerates him tripping over his own tongue sometimes, that makes her a winner in his book.]

[Being too nice is one of Ceireia's greatest faults.]

That makes it sound like you expected it to be.

[He certainly wouldn't call it a fault.]

Honestly? Yeah, pretty much. I mean, how much can you get out of a game where you judge butts?

[Oh, it certainly can be. She tries not to see it as such, though.]

I guess you have a point there, but what did you expect then?

[Good for her, keep up that positive outlook. It beats the alternative.]

Either to completely embarrass myself looking at something nice for too long, or see something terrible and wish I could look away.

[It sure beats slipping into insanity.]

Looks like your expectations were blown away then, huh?

[By a considerable margin!]

Yeah! I'd say so, I didn't think I'd actually come out of this impressed. What about you, what were you expecting?

I'm glad you're impressed.

[She actually has to think about that for a moment.]

Hm...well, I'm not sure, honestly. Some compliments? But you've covered that pretty well.

[He's certainly more impressed than he's letting on. That's the kind of ass every guys loves, but he's content to keep that thought to himself, thank you much.]

Looks like everything turned out alright for both of us, then. This really could have gone a whole, whole lot more awful.

I suppose it could have.

[She just gives a very pleasant smile. No need to dwell on how it could have turned out.]

But it was all good in the end, and that's what matters!~

[He'll match her, smile for smile, and even raise an arm to give it a pump.]

That's right! We got to see some nice butts and you got complimented on yours, can't ask for much more than that.

So does that mean you're a professional butt rater?

Uh... haha, not until I get paid for it, technically.

The sights aren't enough?

[She raises an eyebrow, clearly teasing.]

[Oh, teasing, is it? He'll play along.]

As nice as those are, I'm still an amateur. If I really was a professional, I'd probably get different responses. Good and bad.

Probably, so long as you're honest.

But a bad response isn't something you'd want to deal with.

Even if I was honest, there's only two ways to handle someone being a professional butt inspector: laugh and play along, or consider him scum of the earth.

[That's how he sees it, anyway.]

I'll stick with the middle path. Just your average butt appreciator.

That's a much better path, I think. Less risk, more reward, right?

Exactly! This way, I get to see all the nice butts I want, but I'm still a, a temp. Just here for today.

I guess that makes sense. Well, even if you're only here for today, maybe we'll meet again elsewhere.

That'd be nice. I mean, since we get along and everything, it's nice to have friends out and around.

[And he wants to see the booty again. Just a little.]

You'd consider me a friend?

[She's thrilled by that. You can never have too many friends.]

Well, sure. Unless you'd rather we stayed just acquaintances.

[She let him ogle her and had the grace not to stomp on his foot for it when he chewed his foot off speaking to her afterward. As far as he's concerned, she's in the cool book.]

I'd love to be friends.

[If she could, she'd be everyone's friend. Well...almost everyone's friend.]

Then, I'm gonna go ahead and say you and me are gonna be great friends.

[And not just because he wants to see more of that butt!]

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