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bakerstreet2015-01-07 08:48 pm
(AU) Pet Person Shipping or Smut Meme

(AU) Pet Person Shipping or Smut Meme
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| Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a conscientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be. The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapiens. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed. Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human. So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?
With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master! |
| >> how to play | |
| Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies. So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon. Rules
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As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
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He must've had a nice master, like you. [A pleased smile.]
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[ This wasn't that uncommon a practice, really; in the event of anything happening to him, Stefan would likely go to his brother or Inegras, provided he was old enough.
He reaches over, curling his fingers in Stefan's hair, and continues to read. ]
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A pleased hum works its way up in his throat and Stefan presses into the gentle hand in his sandy hair, his ears sitting up at attention.]
Was Puss sad over it?
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Though he had to wonder how things must have been after the Farmer's son had married the Duke's daughter. ]
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Yup, that's the one with a bit too much cheese and meat.
He takes it and plants his butt back onto the stool, starting to eat. The pup hums, satisfied.]
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Afterwards we'll get dinner.
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Dinner...? At a...a place where they serve food? And they cook it for you?
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I would like that, master. Can we go to the park after dinner? For just a little bit? [He takes another bite of his pizza.]
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Besides, those obedience schools look terrifying.
He grins, tousling the pup's hair affectionately before setting into his own pizza. ]
Assuming you aren't too stuffed full of cake.
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Tomorrow will be a good day.
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THANKS, I NEED THE CUTE NOW.
They arrive at the campus on time and even had time to stop at a coffee shop where Stefan ordered himself a hot cocoa that he now sips on while they head towards Vlad's room. He's loyally at his master's side, ears up, tail still mildly shaking back and forth. He looks at any people they cross as they look at him, studying the pet and then looking to his master.
Stefan guesses it's pretty uncommon to bring your pet to work.]
Oh dear, is everything okay?
Stefan behaves beautifully, and whatever apprehension he might have had swiftly disappears in the wake of his enthusiasm.
They have lunch outside, in the sun. ] So, what do you think so far? [ He passes Stefan a sandwich -- plenty of meat and cheese. ]
I was just sad because dead Vlad. ;A;
They're not as good as master's, but the pup still soaks up the attention.
When they have lunch, Stefan sits beside Vlad and pulls his legs up, crossing them as he reaches for the sandwich and unwraps it.] It's not as scary as I thought it was going to be at first. [He smiles.]
He worms his way into your heart. >:3
IT HURTS US.
He bites into his sandwich and while he chews, looks up at the sky.]
HURTS SO GOOD HURTS OR OUCH MY HEART HURTS?
BOTH.
LETS JUST GO ROLL IN THE CUTES
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<3
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lookit that happy face!
imagine the tail wags!
happiest little puppy!
:D
oh puppy
master plz.
no! you are still a baby!
:C but...but...
for your birthday, maybe.
:D
...this is going to end badly.
SHHHH. btw, here, that thing we discussed.
he should've locked the bedroom door.
never know what the pup will get into.
could be worse. could be a cat.
-cue panther!vlad lounging majestically-
dear god could you even imagine him as a kitten?
PFFFFFFFFFFT. yes and it's amazing, with all of his kitten brothers.
fiercest little bb. probably clawed the breeder to shit when they tried to pick him up.
while Radu was just a lazy little thing. ALSO THIS IS ABOUT TO GET AWKWARD.
Radu was manipulative as hell. VLAD IS LIKE "WHY ME".
had everyone around his finger. BECAUSE EVEN PUPPIES GROW UP.
BUT SO SOON?
HE CAN'T BE A PUP FOREVER.
THIS IS POSSIBLY GOING TO GET MORE AWKWARD.
OF COURSE. POOR VLAD.
There needs to be a "HOW TO GIVE YOUR DOG THE TALK" book
IF ONLY.
"...AND SOMETIMES HUGGING JUST ISN'T ENOUGH."
"THEN WHAT?"
"THEN THEY WRESTLE"
"WITHOUT CLOTHES??? O: "
"YES" :D
OH GOD. ENTERING DANGEROUS TERRITORY.
OH WELL /DIVES ON THE GRENADE
VLAD WILL ACCEPT HE'S A DIRTY OLD MAN.
HE IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $200
GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU, VLAD III.
HE CAN BE AN ADULT ABOUT THIS. HE CAN, HONEST.
PUPPY IS GROWING UP.
THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL HANDS ON PARENTING
RADU WOULD BE PROUD.
HIS BROTHER IS EVEN WORSE, DEAR GOD. UNABASHEDLY SO.
NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT AT ALL.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SPECULATE ABOUT MEHMED. IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES.
BIGGER PERV THAN RADU. and dear god, Vlad. killing your pup.
you're welcome, puppy.
he has no words.
we can see that, yes. now to the bath with you!
oops my hand slipped and i made this possibly more awkward.
FANTASTIC. it's character building.
this thread is just going in whatever direction it chooses to.
aww bb. he's so young and he doesnt understand.
are you trying to get him worked up again? :O
dear god, is this going to start going through his 'even when the wind blows funny' stage now
no, more like 'when master wears that certain shirt or scratches above my tail"
"...which shirt?"
"oh, that green one. or also that white one. and any with buttons."
"...I'll just take to wearing a pauncho, shall I?"
"or nothing?"
"i fail to see how this solves the problem beyond giving you quick access"
"-pouts-" he just wants to cuddle into your naked, hairy chest okay
aww but he can do that all he likes in bed. think of his students, stefan. do you want them ogling?
-puppy growls, ears back-
And this is why clothes are important, puppy.
except at home. :3