THE BITTY MEME.

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Simply put. You are a small child. Or alternatively someone dealing with a small child. Either you turned into a kid or you're having to deal with a friend or individual who is now a child.

1. Playground: You're on a playground, either wrangling a small child or you're playing on the best playground, ever.

2. Toys: You're a kid in a toy store! Hooray!
Or..You're an adult in a toy store! Damn it!

3. Big Bad "something or other": You're a scared small children for some reason, maybe there's thunder or explosions or something.

4. Food Too much sugar, too much something or other.

5. Making Friends and Wildcard option: Your character's a kid. Go nuts with that.

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Howard Stark | MCU | OTA

[soitworks]

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[tentimes]

[Teleios is a weird place where weird things happen. Sometimes your friends are suddenly ten and apparently have no sense of self-preservation. This is one of those times. Steve is currently on the hunt for something to help him skip realms. That would be fine if it weren't for the fact that it's summer and his breathing sounds more and more like wheezing as he goes on. He has a pencil and notebook out as he reviews the notes he's gathered about Teleios so far. He's really invested in this weird, dream-like scenario.]

So... [Huff.] ...a nice lady told me that by the water there's a spot where... [Huff.] ...spot where a mermaid took her to another realm. [He says it with emphasis since it's a new word.] That's where I'm gonna [Huff.] you know.

[soitworks]

[this is the part where he wishes that Bucky were Steve's age, but Barnes has...well. It's Barnes.

Besides he needs to practice this.

Even with Tony giving him glancing looks he's keeping an eye on Steve] a mermaid huh? I'm afraid I missed that story.

...hows about we sit down and you tell me about it.

[tentimes]

[Steve knows when he's about to be babied. It's a testament to how in the spirit of it he is that he hasn't immediately started a fight... that and the heat. He takes a deeper breath so he can ask properly:] How're we gonna find them that way?

[soitworks]

I'm old. You're gonna kill me if he keep walking right away. [He grins] Plus, then we can make a plan.

[tentimes]

[Wait he's on board and admitting he's super old? Okay Steve is ready to listen to him.] Well what are we waitin' for? We've gotta get you in the shade, old man.

[You brought this on yourself, Howard. At least now he's finally going somewhere he might actually breathe properly?]

[soitworks]

[This hurts. On a level that Howard Stark never expected. It also feels right in a weird sort of way] Watch it. I'm old but I'm not that old.

[Still. Shade is good] so who told you about the mermaids kid?

[tentimes]

[Steve shrugs, heading back into the temple. The sudden blast of cold air makes him cough briefly before answering.] A blond lady. She didn't tell me her name.