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[thedominatrix]

texts from last night.

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Comments

[theblogger]

[ No, Sherlock, he's fine, really. DON'T LOOK OVER HERE. ]

Call them what you like.

You are sloshed.

[ A moment later, though, there's a picture sent of a pair of shoes. ]

Shoes of a counterfeiter.

[fookinrocketscientist]

i was sitting in a closet all night with nothing but lagers and fuck ugly shoes


did you piss in those

john did you have a piss in those shoes and send me a picture

that's wrong mate.

[theblogger]

no

god no

just

wanted to know if these were ugly

i dont piss in shoes

[ You have distressed him a little. ]

[fookinrocketscientist]

are those your shoes?

look mate you dress like an old person with your cardigans and like

you should get an earring

thats what old american men do when they have a midlife crisis. i saw it in a movie.

[theblogger]

They were woman's shoes...

You really are pissed, Kelly. I hope you went home.

[fookinrocketscientist]

so what? i knew this guy once who wore girls shoes. it was a fetish or something, like he'd wear them and have a wank.

course he had better fashion sense than you do and didnt buy fuck ugly shoes like them.

i don't want to go home. i think nathan shit on my patio.

[theblogger]

They're not my shoes.

What do you plan to do, then? Just wander about drunk?

[fookinrocketscientist]

i'm going to find a hotel off the estate

maybe that posh one near trafalgar

you can reimburse me for that too cos you shouldnt have hired nathan to help me

hes a fuckin twat and didnt even show up to the proper flat did he ?

[theblogger]

We don't have that sort of money.

I didn't hire Nathan, Sherlock did. Not happening again.

[fookinrocketscientist]

did he hire him to shit on my patio?

[theblogger]

To go check someone else's flat. No word back from him yet.

Sorry about your patio.

[fookinrocketscientist]

maybe it wasnt my patio then

alright i'm going home cos i'm knackered but if i find human shit anywhere in my flat you owe me another drink

[theblogger]

We can do that.

Drink a glass of water before sleeping. It will help the hangover some.

[fookinrocketscientist]

how does water help with a hangover? can't i just take some aspirin or something?

[theblogger]

Hangovers come partly from dehydration. Drink water and you probably will not need to take the aspirin.

I'm a doctor. Also used to get drunk frequently enough @ your age.

[fookinrocketscientist]

oh so you think i get drunk a lot

[theblogger]

No. Just trying to help.

Take care, Kelly.