minor injury meme.

[estivates]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

[awerewolf_woof]

"Well, yeah. I mean, but I didn't think that it meant that you'd figure that out. Wait, what did I just say? Never-mind...I think," she shook her head, shaking herself out of her thoughts. Though there was a brilliant smile on her lips, she began to think that it might never, ever go away either!

"Of course I do, whoever doesn't is an asshole," she said firmly.

[roddy_reinigen]

"Well, yeah," he said with a grin. He wasn't denying that. "But there are way more assholes than non-assholes in the world, so not being one is definitely one of the many points in your favor."

Not the only one, obviously, but a trait that was definitely more rare than it should be.