bakerstreet | minor injury meme.

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

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[Totsuka, you're going to get your pants dirty...]

Ah, that was nothing. [He's trying really hard not to look pleased by the compliment and it's kind of working?? But no, more important things to tend to.]

Are you hurt? Can you stand? [Tucks his bokken away so he can lean down and offer a hand.]

[reaches up to take his hand!]

I'm fine...! I didn't sprain anything when I fell. [once he's up he kind of holds his stomach... that beating hurt] But I'd have been a lot worse off if you hadn't saved me.

[spoilers: he'd b dead] I'm Totsuka Tatara! What's your name?

[pls stop dying

Pulls him to his feet!!] Kumou Soramaru. [You are super chill for a dude who just had a bunch of thugs on him not too long ago...]

Do you know why those guys were after you, Totsuka-san?

[IT'S FINE IT'S FINE]

Ah... [he kind of trails off thoughtfully] Not really! But if I had to guess -- it probably has to do with revenge? Or maybe they just wanted to mug me.

[but he looks poor so.] I'm sorry you got mixed up with that though, Kumou-kun.

[Stop, I know what happens after that line.]

Revenge...? [That makes him pause because what the heck, what could this seemingly nice man possibly have done? Pet their dog in the wrong way??

He won't press, though.] No, it's fine. I'm glad I was there to help. It was cowardly of them to outnumber you in that way.

[how precious soramaru]

Haha, right? They really didn't need to be in a group. [to beat up totsuka... you can use just one guy] But you were pretty brave. Most people think twice before jumping in.

[Totsuka..... that's just sad.....]

It really was nothing... [LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT like why you're holding your stomach.] You're not actually fine, are you? Please let me take you to a doctor.

[his motherhen radar is tingling.... HOLDS UP HIS FREE HAND, the other is still holding his stomach.]

Eh, but I'm fine! Anyway, wouldn't that be troublesome for you? [don't you have to be somewhere to be like middle school]

[WOW!!!! Say that action bracket to my face!!

But oh... so this guy is one of those types, huh.]

I would appreciate it if you could worry more about yourself, Totsuka-san. You're clearly hurt.

[oh no he is motherhen!!!]

I don't think I am... [LAUGHS...] Do I look that bad? I don't, do I? I think my face turned out okay.

[Don't think you're going to get away with that. HE DEALS WITH YOUR KIND ON THE DAILY.]

I won't force you to do anything you don't want to, but please reconsider. It wouldn't hurt to have a doctor look at your wound.

[soramaru's life is suffering]

Kumou-kun. [what a serious and sensible guy... maybe totsuka should take him home and make him a red clansman thug. HE REACHES OUT TO... PAT SORAMARU ON THE HEAD] You're a really good kid!

[Dragging a sixteen-year-old kid into a gang, what the heck, someone arrest this guy.

But. Is... is he seriously being pat on the head right now.]

... Don't just suddenly change the subject, Totsuka-san.

[HE DID IT TO ANNA AND SHE WAS LIKE TEN OKAY]

Hehe. [pats one more time can he get away with it] I was just thinking. Instead of going to the doctor, I'll go to the pharmacy. How does that sound?

[THAT'S SO CONCERNING...]

Oh, yes, that sounds reasonable. Please allow me to accompany you!

[Because he's starting to understand why thugs are appearing in large numbers after Totsuka.]

[wow he's clearly not to blame]

Alright. I'll buy you some ice cream there too!

minor injury meme.

np :)

THROWS YOU INTO THE SEA

BECOMES ONE WITH THE SHARKS

stop foiling my plans

u don't control me

tURNS YOU INTO A BEAR

MAULS YOU

DAMN IT

i have no weaknesses

im gonna reblog sad donten ni warau things now

unfollows u

omg no wait

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