minor injury meme.

[estivates]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

[spadeace]

We'll be glad to have you working alongside us, Shimura.

[And he grins.]

[redsuits]

Of course. Please call me anytime when any of you are in need of my assistance. Speaking of which here, let me give you my number Mr. Kenzaki before I forget.

[He's reaching into his pocket to pull out his cellphone.]

[spadeace]

Ah, sure!

[He'll pull out his phone as well, and shows Junichi his number.]

Here's mine.

[redsuits]

[Seeing Kenzaki's number, Junichi will registry it into his phone before showing his own to Kenzaki.]

Here, this is mine.

[He'll hold out his phone to him.]