bakerstreet | minor injury meme.

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

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The idea of waiting is frustrating but he trusts her to tell him if any more of the armor needs to be removed. He'll still worry until it's off and she's been checked by a doctor but he'll be patient.

Noticing the smirk, he isn't sure if he should smile or roll his eyes at her. "Of course I can. Pain killers should keep you in bed for a few hours at least."

Tasha bats her eyes at him. "Oh, honey, you say the sweetest things, but what would the neighbors think?"

"The neighbors would think that I'm taking care of you." But he can't quite hold back a smile. "And our neighbors are Clint, Natasha, and Bruce. Do you think we could do anything that would shock them?"

"They'll think we've gone domestic," Tasha agrees sadly. "Next thing you know, I'll be learning to knit and then it's nothing but lights off missionary and couples dinners."

The horror.

"We've all went domestic." Or as much as possible considering the amount of craziness in their lives. "If you really want to learn to knit, I can teach you. And you mean we'd be living the way you thought we did in the Forties."

Tasha pulls a face. "Not actually looking to knit. Could do way more interesting things with the time."

Why make a scarf when you can buy one? Ugh.

minor injury meme.

Steve says not until she's rested awhile XD

what else is she supposed to do in bed D:

He's afraid he'll hurt her worse x_X

she says totally worth it.

He says hurting her is not worth it. He's such a gentleman

Tasha says what did she do to deserve him