bakerstreet | minor injury meme.

minor injury meme.

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

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How in the world does Hiro manage to not only hide Baymax from his aunt but also Laon? It is a mystery that none will ever figure out. How this is on of those moment which Hiro probably will regret for the rest of his life for getting into the pact with Laon in helping finding her tails.

Laon has found a perch on his headboard, staring down at him with her mismatched eyes, whining.... A lot of whining and not the quiet type either.

"Get up.... I am hungry! I wanna eat!"

Hiro was exhausted. Between superhero work, upgrading Baymax, schoolwork, helping Aunt Cass in the cafe, and now helping Laon... It left him with little time left over for essentials, like bathing and sleeping. He usually managed to grab a bite to eat as he rushed around, but he had been getting home in the wee hours of the morning, taking a quick shower, and passing out, only to wake up early and do it all again.

And now Laon was whining at him. It was only 6 am! Why couldn't the little she-demon get her own food for once?

Reluctantly, Hiro sat up and rubbed at his eyes.

"You're always hungry."

Well the last time she got food for herself, she left a rather large trail of blood and was covered in blood which caused mass panic in the household.

"I can't help it though, Hiro...." And then she grins. "You can always feed me some of your chii or blood and it may state my hunger."

Hiro sighed and moved the covers.

"No, I'll get you something..."

Laon couldn't help but to perk up and start wagging the two tails they have so far recovered. And in the best bedside manner possible, she leaps off the headboard, not caring about landing on Hiro or not and then landing on the floor.

"Hurry! Hurry and feed me!"

Hiro groaned again and rolled out of bed, heading for the stairs, hoping Aunt Cass wasn't up yet. Laon is all over the place, making her hard to keep track of to his sleepy brain, and he tries not to step on her as he heads down the stairs.

Unfortunately, his depth perception is shot. About halfway down the stairs, he steps down on what he thought was the next step, only for his foot to overshoot and miss completely.

He lets out a definitely-manly squeak and crashes down the last five stairs, bashing his head against the rail on the way down.

Eh? What was that sound? Laon perks up at the sound of crashing and trots down to the source of the sound, seeing Hiro in the most manly position.

"Food?" Okay, she is going to his side and...... Poke where he bashed his head against the rail. "Food is not there, Hiro."

Much concern. So much.

Hiro doesn't move, only groans when Laon pokes him.

Upstairs, the sound of inflating can be heard.

Laon perks up at the sound of inflating and no... No no no no no.... She doesn't like that thing. It will not come! She will stop that thing from coming!

"Hurry and get up! Before the thing comes!" And hurry Hiro before she bites you.

"Nnnn..."

Hiro shifts slightly, but doesn't get far before his head feels like it's split in two, and he's forced to relax before he makes it worse.

Upstairs, there's a sound of a robotic voice, and the squeaking of vinyl feet taking steps.

"Hiro?"

Okay, he is not getting up fast enough as Laon goes to bite at his arm. "Hurry and get up! The weird thing is coming!"

She doesn't like Baymax, it doesn't let her try and eat people. So now she is gonna arch her back like a cat and start hissing at the source of the robotic voice.

Hiro yelped at the bite, which adds another mark to his already blossoming bruises. He opened his eyes blearily and attempted to look around without moving his head.

Baymax comes around the corner, and looked down the stairs at the hissing demon and his limp friend.

"Hiro!"

Baymax waddled down the stairs, making his way toward the two. He's mostly ignoring Laon, as his scanners say Hiro is hurt and she is not.

Laon continues to hiss at Baymax and finally goes to try and pick up Hiro by his neck with her teeth. She still is learning how humans work but for now, she is gonna try and flee with Hiro's neck in her mouth now.

"Call it back! Make it go away!"

Hiro yelped again, this time finding the strength to to weakly reach up and bat Laon away.

Baymax continued toward the pair. "Laon. Please allow me to treat Hiro. My scanners say he is injured."

She frowns and does let go of Hiro now that Baymax has them in his sights. She will just sink into the floor and glower at the pair.

"He is still making sounds and can still move. He just need to lick them. I was hungry first."

"Licking wounds is not the proper treatment," Baymax answers. The robot approaches Hiro, and looks down at him.

"Scan complete. It is indicated that Hiro has multiple bruises and skin abrasions, and is possibly concussed. He has also acquired several bite wounds."

If robots could give pointed stares, Laon would be getting one right now. Instead, Baymax gently reaches down to pick Hiro up, and move him to the nearby couch. Hiro moans at the movement, but otherwise is silent and doesn't struggle.

"It works just fine with me." Then again, she doesn't get hurt by like 99% of the enemies they have encountered. "Besides he won't die with me around, as long as his pact with me is fulfilled."

The thing is giving her a dirty look isn't it? She knew that thing can't be trusted. Her stomach begins to growl loudly and she whines even loudly. "Hiro~~! I am hungry! Hurry up and feed me!" She moves out of the floor to follow the duo and once Baymax sets Hiro on the couch, she reaches over to try and slap him awake if Baymax doesn't stop her first.

Baymax does catch her, just in time.

"Hiro requires rest. Please, do not hit him."

Hiro groans and opens one eye, immediately closing it again. This room is much too bright.

"Baymax, just go get her one of the steaks in the freezer. She won't stop until someone feeds her."

Mis-matched eyes looks up at Baymax when he grabs her hand. "But I seen on the tv that hitting wakes up people."

She blinks again and stares at Hiro when he speaks. "He's better now." Though maybe she can go hunting again. Yes, the much better option in her book! Except it is not nighttime and she won't be able to use her marble to better hunt.

"I can hunt as well so you won't have to leave Hiro's side."

"No hunting," Hiro said quietly. "Last time, you came home covered in blood and gave Aunt Cass a heart attack."

"Hiro, it seems that you are concussed," Baymax added. The robot gently laid a hand on Hiro's forehead, and the hand glowed blue. "I am equipped with cooling pads in my hands."

Hiro sighed and shut his eyes. He took a second to put together a sentence in his head. He still felt woozy, and tired.

"Thanks, Baymax. Laon, sometimes what you see on TV is, uh, wrong."

"But I was able to eat till I was full." And then some but she goes to pout a little. "Not my fault that there were plenty of hwan out that night." No faaaaair, she wants to eat and the fresh blood was yummy and totally good to eat as well as the flesh.

She stops her pouting at the sight of the blue glow and attempts to bap at it with her hand. She stops her attempts at Hiro's and just looks at him in shock. "But... But the tv never lies! The tv is not a lair!"

"You'd be surprised," he breathes. The cold felt really nice on his pounding head.

"Hiro. I would advise you not to sleep, for the next twenty-four hours."

Hiro groaned. He was already exhausted, and he had class in an hour.

"All lairs should be destroyed."

She blinks as she watches him and stares at Baymax. "I can help keep him awake."

Baymax tilted his head sideways. "How so?"

"By biting him." Look at her! She looks so proud of herself!

Baymax is such a poor soul.

Baymax more like Baemax for all the shit he puts up with.

Exactly.

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Hwan = name of the ghosts/demons from her series

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