minor injury meme.

[estivates]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

Re: 1, 2, 3

[boywho_waited]

[Kazran and the Doctor has been having a snowball fight in the snow, outside of the TARDIS, when he had slipped on a patch of ice. Not Kazran, but the Doctor. His long legs had gone under him and he had landed in an awkward position. That's the way Kazran had seen it anyway.

He immediately dropped his snowball and ran over to see if his friend was alright.]

Doctor? Are you alright?

Ahhh it's Kazran!

[allthecoolgear]

(He had not been expecting that. He was usually so good at keeping his balance. Actually, no, that was a lie, this regeneration was extremely clumsy, but walking, at least, he could usually handle. How do you screw up walking?

Ice. Ice is how you screw up walking.

He was dazed, slightly, but more from the surprise than anything. His wrist, on the other hand, burned at the point where he'd landed on it.)

F-Fine, fine! I'm fine!

(Not really, but no need to worry anyone. Slowly, he sat up using exclusively his good arm.)

Re: yep!

[boywho_waited]

[Kazran knew that he was lying. He saw how the other man went down on the ice and hit his wrist, whilst trying to maintain his balance. Also, he used one arm to get up.]

No, you're not. Doctor, you hit your arm on the ice hard. I saw it just now. You don't have to act all heroic in front of me. I've known you ever since I was twelve and I know you're lying. [Kazran will now be sliding an arm under the Doctor's good arm, to support his weight.]

How's the wrist?

[allthecoolgear]

(Between this one and Amy, he couldn't get away with anything, could he?

He accepted the help, though, and sighed.)

...Might be a bit sprained, a little. Or broken. Not sure. It's fine, though.

[boywho_waited]

You should be more careful, Doctor. The ice can be dangerous at this time of year. [He offered his friend a sigh and helped him walk to the nearest wall.]

Are you a doctor of medicine also? Can you heal yourself or should we go back to your TARDIS?

[allthecoolgear]

(The Doctor tested his wrist, and hissed at the movement.) TARDIS is probably better.

[boywho_waited]

Yes, you're probably right. [Kazran offered to help the Doctor walk to the TARDIS, to avoid him falling over again over the snow. They reached the double doors and Kazran pushed the door open for his friend.]

In you go and try not to fall this time. [He was teasing. After all, him and the Doctor were accident prone together.]

[allthecoolgear]

It's my wrist, not my leg. (He pouted. He knows your teasing, but his wrist hurts, and it makes it harder to take.

He wandered inside and up the steps to the console, shutting the doors from the switch instead of waiting for Kazran to do it manually. He sighed.)

Med bay is this way.

[boywho_waited]

I know. I'm just trying to help you. [He helped the Doctor walk to the med bay and aided him in sitting on one of the many beds.]

It's amazing just how many rooms you have here, Doctor. So, do you have an instrument to fix your wrist? Want me to find it?

[allthecoolgear]

(The Doctor adjusted his position on the bed, pointing at one of the many drawers.)

Should be a thing that looks like a blood pressure detector in there. Fetch it for me, will you?

[boywho_waited]

Doctor, I- [He felt awkward, as he didn't know what a blood pressure detector looked like. He was from a different world and a different time.]

-I am unsure of what you mean. The shape. Tell me the shape and I shall get it for you.

[allthecoolgear]

Ah... It looks a bit like a gun, but not really, and it's got this sort of cloth bit at the end...

(Forgive him, he's actually in quite a lot of pain right now. A human would probably be screaming incoherantly.)

[boywho_waited]

Right. [He could tell that the Doctor was in a lot of pain by the look on his face. Kazran acted quickly, as he searched for the machine the Doctor wanted. He found it and came back quickly, passing it to the Doctor's good hand.]

Are you going to be alright?

[allthecoolgear]

Yes, fine. Right as rain. If rain can be right.

(The Doctor gratefully took the machine and wrapped the cloth bit around his tender wrist and turned it on.)

[boywho_waited]

I don't think you're right as rain with an injure like that. [Kazran offered the Doctor a comforting smile and then watched as he used the machine.]

What does the machine do exactly?