minor injury meme.

[estivates]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

[merchantprince]

That's the hardest part: actually finding them. Dwarves on the surface tend to be of two types: the kind that tries to swindle you, or the kind that tries to kill you. [A pause.] The Merchant's Guild is both.

[He gingerly puts his tunic back on, taking extra care with the sleeves.]

Point is, you're more likely to find a pair of matching socks or a nice templar than a dwarven serving girl.

[inquisitorialness]

How terribly reassuring. [ There are already plenty of people trying to kill her. At least this dwarf is amiable enough. ]

Then again, we already have one of those things. Sort of. [ Cullen is a former Templar, sure, but that's a technicality. He's definitely nice. To her. ]