tfln

[ldfsh]

you know the drill!

Comments

[broil]

you don't let yourself have nice things. is that a martyr thing?

[askedtobe]

no, that's not even true. and when it is, it's an i've only got enough money to pay the rent thing.

[broil]

and since when do I charge?

[askedtobe]

since when have you ever been nice?

[broil]

hey i can absolutely be nice

[askedtobe]

yeah, i'm sure you can. whether or not you are is kinda different, not that i'm complaining.

[broil]

oh, good. complaining is a waste of time.

your turn to write me a poem

[askedtobe]

did i forget to mention my poetry skills are sub par?

[broil]

like mine was a work of art

[askedtobe]

and yet at least somewhat accurate.

[broil]

it's funny because it's true

[askedtobe]

convenient for you. still doesn't earn you a poem.

[broil]

what do i have to dooooo

do you want me to beg

[askedtobe]

sure, why not.

[broil]

please

how's that

[askedtobe]

your begging skills could really use some work. but yeah fine, good enough.

[broil]

1/2

[askedtobe]

fine. fine, you can have your poem.

[askedtobe]

roses are red
violets are corny
when I think of you
god I get horny

[broil]

i am

so proud of you

and flattered too

[askedtobe]

i didn't think that'd be worthy of pride.

[broil]

I'm all about pride

lust greed envy sloth gluttony wrath etc

[askedtobe]

pretty sure we're not talking about sloth in this case. but you're still welcome to hang the poem on your wall. as a reminder.

[broil]

give it time

i'll put it on my fridge next to your a+

[askedtobe]

what, you planning on getting lazy?

oh hey, great. you'll get to think of my great achievements every time you walk by.