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Freki ([personal profile] slaughtergreedy) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-11-20 08:07 pm

/CLINGS FOREVER

The Let's Fucking Cuddle Meme



action is fun and smut is nice and mysterious magical hijinks through space and time are the bomb diggity. and sometimes you just want to aggressively cuddle your friend/sibling/parent/pet/lover/acquaintance/this new person you are meeting now.

this meme is for just that: latching on and not letting go until that what/whoever has been cuddled.


how this works;
1. post your character with as much/little information as you want (name/series/preferences/whatever).
2. go to rng for a number for where and why the cuddles are happening. or just pick one.
3. respond to others.
4. cuddle. but like. really cuddle. no one is letting go until everyone is completely thoroughly cuddled.

a. where
1. by a heat source : because outside is cold but this fire/space heater/demon is warm and cozy and just right. winter is just getting started, okay.
2. away from a heat source : wow going out into the snow during a rainstorm a million miles from the nearest blanket was a poor choice--but wait. there's snuggles.
3. a private place : maybe you're watching a movie on the couch, maybe you're catching up on the newspaper in the breakfast nook, maybe it doesn't matter because whatever you're about to be cuddled.
4. a public place : cuddle time waits for no man or no "more appropriate" setting sometimes. out in a park, in an airport, in the middle of a food court--the time for snuggles is now and other people be damned.
5. somewhere else : if somehow a place which is unrelated to heat and/or neither in or outside. even in such a place there can still be cuddles.

b. why
1. the sleepies - it's been a long day and all you want to do is close your eyes for a bit. do this by claiming someone as a cuddle you can sleep on.
2. bad weather - heavy rain, thunder, blizzard, monsoon; these are things which ruin plans. luckily, they cannot ruin cuddles.
3. because surprise - is your buddy working too much and needs a distraction? are you being ignored when you need a hug? does the love just need to be spread? whatever it is, they won't see it coming until they're being snuggled.
4. activity conducive - maybe you're watching a movie or reading a book or squished together in a train car or dancing to the point of exhaustion or waiting in line for a thing. it's just super easy to change whatever you're doing into being a pile of cuddles. so do it.
5. so emotion very love - it's totally platonic but still totally overwhelming. the love you have for this person just needs to be expressed, and only a clinging of cuddles will do. hug them. hug them now and also forever.
6. jeepers creepers - was it a spider in the washroom, a ghost in the attic, a bad dream, a figment of your imagination, an actual serial killer? probably all. probably a nightmare ghost spider serial killer breaking out of your imagination. clinging to someone might fix it.
7. there, there, little friend - sick in bed, just been dumped or having some other sort of crappy day, you need someone to wrap their arms around you and make everything go away.
8. that other thing - whatever, you do what you want. you go, cuddle friend. you do your thing.

lovingly squished together out of these memes and cuddled together.
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[personal profile] coinseams 2014-11-23 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding? I'm definitely relaxed. You're the one acting weird.

[ she's always been one to talk with her hands, but she misjudges how much space she has and accidentally swats Wirt with her arm. She had gotten used to being small, and while she wouldn't give up being human for anything, it's a little weird, having to get used to being her normal size again. ]

Oh, sorry, Wirt. Guess I didn't realize you were that close.

[ and then she realizes that maybe this is why he's acting like a bigger nerd than usual, and why things feel so dang awkward. Not that she knows what to do about it.. ]

Did you want me to move over, or something?
Edited (Phone no stop) 2014-11-23 15:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] nowaitthatsstupid 2014-11-23 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not being weird!

[Wirt's well aware of her proximity, something that makes him wish he wasn't aware of it. It's a messy cycle of aware and trying to ignore it to round back to awareness. Messy.]

No, no! I like being warm. Let's just uh...talk about something. Like mid-century American poets!
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[personal profile] coinseams 2014-11-25 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so.

[ She shrugs and just kind of gives him an amused sigh. Boys. ]

Mid-century--you're kidding, right?
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[personal profile] nowaitthatsstupid 2014-11-25 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
No one ever jokes about poetry.

[Ever.]
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[personal profile] coinseams 2014-11-30 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
People joke about poetry all the time, Wirt.

[ And by people she mostly means herself. ]
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[personal profile] nowaitthatsstupid 2014-12-01 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but they don't get poetry.
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[personal profile] coinseams 2014-12-01 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
What's there to get? It's all just a bunch of mumbo jumbo if you ask me.
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[personal profile] nowaitthatsstupid 2014-12-01 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[EXCUSE YOU.]

Is iambic pentameter mumbo jumbo?!
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[personal profile] coinseams 2014-12-01 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it is. Unless you can prove otherwise.

[ Come on, Wirt, prove her wrong. ]
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[personal profile] nowaitthatsstupid 2014-12-01 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me but have you heard a little thing called The Rime of the Ancient Mariner?
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[personal profile] coinseams 2014-12-02 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I look like someone that's heard of something like that?
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[personal profile] nowaitthatsstupid 2014-12-02 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then how could you say poetry's mumbo jumbo?
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[personal profile] coinseams 2014-12-04 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Because it is! It's literally just people being really cryptic about their feelings, while using a bunch of words they probably don't even know the meaning of.
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[personal profile] nowaitthatsstupid 2014-12-15 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not cryptic if people would take the time to get educated!
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[personal profile] coinseams 2014-12-16 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying I'm uneducated?
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[personal profile] nowaitthatsstupid 2014-12-20 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you saying poetry's a waste of time?
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[personal profile] coinseams 2014-12-21 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
So what if I am!

[ And she's just gonna give him a little shove, because wow way to be a jerk. ]