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The Let's Fucking Cuddle Meme

action is fun and smut is nice and mysterious magical hijinks through space and time are the bomb diggity. and sometimes you just want to aggressively cuddle your friend/sibling/parent/pet/lover/acquaintance/this new person you are meeting now.

this meme is for just that: latching on and not letting go until that what/whoever has been cuddled.

how this works;
1. post your character with as much/little information as you want (name/series/preferences/whatever).
2. go to rng for a number for where and why the cuddles are happening. or just pick one.
3. respond to others.
4. cuddle. but like. really cuddle. no one is letting go until everyone is completely thoroughly cuddled.

a. where
1. by a heat source : because outside is cold but this fire/space heater/demon is warm and cozy and just right. winter is just getting started, okay.
2. away from a heat source : wow going out into the snow during a rainstorm a million miles from the nearest blanket was a poor choice--but wait. there's snuggles.
3. a private place : maybe you're watching a movie on the couch, maybe you're catching up on the newspaper in the breakfast nook, maybe it doesn't matter because whatever you're about to be cuddled.
4. a public place : cuddle time waits for no man or no "more appropriate" setting sometimes. out in a park, in an airport, in the middle of a food court--the time for snuggles is now and other people be damned.
5. somewhere else : if somehow a place which is unrelated to heat and/or neither in or outside. even in such a place there can still be cuddles.

b. why
1. the sleepies - it's been a long day and all you want to do is close your eyes for a bit. do this by claiming someone as a cuddle you can sleep on.
2. bad weather - heavy rain, thunder, blizzard, monsoon; these are things which ruin plans. luckily, they cannot ruin cuddles.
3. because surprise - is your buddy working too much and needs a distraction? are you being ignored when you need a hug? does the love just need to be spread? whatever it is, they won't see it coming until they're being snuggled.
4. activity conducive - maybe you're watching a movie or reading a book or squished together in a train car or dancing to the point of exhaustion or waiting in line for a thing. it's just super easy to change whatever you're doing into being a pile of cuddles. so do it.
5. so emotion very love - it's totally platonic but still totally overwhelming. the love you have for this person just needs to be expressed, and only a clinging of cuddles will do. hug them. hug them now and also forever.
6. jeepers creepers - was it a spider in the washroom, a ghost in the attic, a bad dream, a figment of your imagination, an actual serial killer? probably all. probably a nightmare ghost spider serial killer breaking out of your imagination. clinging to someone might fix it.
7. there, there, little friend - sick in bed, just been dumped or having some other sort of crappy day, you need someone to wrap their arms around you and make everything go away.
8. that other thing - whatever, you do what you want. you go, cuddle friend. you do your thing.

lovingly squished together out of these memes and cuddled together.

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[Soon enough, his big sister comes in carrying two mugs, both piled high with whipped cream and drizzled with caramel sauce. She holds one out to Tobias as she takes a seat on the couch.]

Here ya go, Toby~

Thanks.

[He takes the cup offered him carefully, glad for it since it's doing wonders to help heat up his hands.]

You went all out.

[She giggles a little.]

Of course I did, silly. It's you, after all~

[She winks at him before starting on her own cider.]

Plus it's Applejack's cider! It deserves nothing less than the pinnacle of preparations!

Well, I guess I can't argue with that.

[The whipped cream cools the surface of the cider just enough to take a sip, one that warms Tobias right to his core.]

I think she'd be proud of it.

[Pinkie throws her free arm around him and nuzzles him a little.]

Aw, you~

[Tobias smiles a little and lets his hands rest on his legs, still holding on to the mug.]

So...do you think it'll snow much more today?

[Pinkie quickly looks outside to the clouds before taking a sip of her cider... giving her a bit of a whipped cream mustache.]

I wouldn't be surprised if it did! Those clouds look pretty heavy!

I think I'll pass on any more winter fun for today, though. It'll probably take me a few hours to thaw out in the first place.

Yeah I bet.

[She... still has that mustache and it's getting a bit worse with each sip.]

Hey, is it hard for hawks and stuff to fly on cold days?

[Before answering, he points at his own face a little, as if to say 'you've got something, there']

It can be, yeah. Especially if it's snowing, you might as well forget flying if your wings get wet.

[She pouts her lips out and looks down her nose to see what he's pointing at, then giggles a bit before licking up the mustache.]

I bet. Plus with the weather being this cold there probably aren't any of those thermal things to soar on, right? So how do they get food?

[She's saying "they" instead of "you" in case someone walks in on the conversation; she's smart enough to not openly talk about Tobias's "birdy little secret" unless it's just the two of them.]

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Yeah. None of those, so it's easier to find a meadow, call it their own, and stick with it until the spring comes.

Food is a lot harder to come by, but a lot of little animals like mice and squirrels burrow in the snow and in trees during the winter, so it's all a matter of knowing where to look.

Oh, wow, that's so cool!

[She puts a little squeeze into her side hug.]

You're so smart, Toby.

Yeah, well....you do learn a few things.

[He says in an undertone before taking another sip of his drink.]

No, really, you are. You hardly ever need my help for homework stuff, and you're learning SO much about animals from... hanging out with Cassie and Jake and Marco.

[The faintest glint enters her eyes.]

And Rachel, of course.

[He struggles not to roll his eyes a little at that, keeping his attention mostly on his cider.]

Yeah. That was bound to happen, I guess.

[Kinda funny he stayed so smart, not going to school.]

[Hey, Igneous and Cloudy are stubborn as... well, rocks. If they want him to have a solid education, he's GETTING a solid education, even if it's at home.]

Hey, maybe you guys could hang out with Fluttershy and me sometime! I bet she could teach you TONS about cool animals!

[And maybe give them some inspiration for new ones to acquire. The other pink-haired girl already volunteers quite often at the wildlife hospital, so it's not like they're complete strangers. ... The key word might be "complete," though, but they're all friends in Pinkie Pie's book so...]

If anyone would enjoy that, it'd be Cassie. She's the real animal expert of all of us.

[Though he'd be lying if he said he wouldn't be interested in going along, too. Perhaps as- well- "himself", which would be easier, considering.]

Sweet! I'll ask her about it tonight; gotta make sure my bestest best friends ever had a great snow day too, right?

[Pinkie takes another drink of cider, larger this time now that it's cooled down some.]

Mhm.

[He nods, taking another drink himself.]

I'm sure she did. Snow was the good kind, today.

[She giggles a bit.]

It sure was! Great for making amazing snowdinos!

Nothing like a good snowstegosaurus instead of a snow angel.

[She laughs a little.]

Yeah, no kidding! Maybe we should see if there's a snow art festival somewhere nearby! I bet there'd be TONS of fun things to see and do, and maybe we could win a prize or two!

A snow art festival?

I've never been to one.

Well, then, we've gotta make sure it's the best one you've ever been to, huh? And of COURSE we have to sample any and all the hot drinks they have there, right~? You're a growing boy, after all; gotta make sure you're nice and toasty.

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