the way you blowin' up my phone won't make me leave no faster

[memesmemes]

THE TEXTING MEME

0. Post a blank comment.
1. Copy the form below.
2. TEXT YOUR FRIENDS, TEXT EVERYBODY, MISFIRE, FLIRT, SPAM THEM WITH TEXTS.
3. Alternatively, just call them, y'know.

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Comments

[fashionassassin]

i saw a guy lose his arms once in a duel and youre telling me nobody might eat a hippo?

[pundulum]

WHAT??

When did THAT happen? Don't tell me it was that duelist that's been serial attacking LDS?

[fashionassassin]

yup he just ripped a dudes arms off

[fashionassassin]

i heard he likes hippos actually

[fashionassassin]

your hippo is a goner

[pundulum]

[Why!?! Discover Hippo doesn't even have arms! :( Also you are not being very helpful with these jokes, Gongenzaka.

Wait.]

... Who is this??

[fashionassassin]

[Wow rude, who says he's joking. He is 100% serious.]

probably not whoever you think it is

[pundulum]

[SIGH. Yeah, he figured that out already.]

Are even you in the Maiami Championship???

[time to send the text to its intended recipient, in the meanwhile.]

[fashionassassin]

no. ive never even heard of it

sounds pretty lame if hippos are involved though

[pundulum]

Shows what you know!! Discover Hippo has great mobility. It's the best partner for getting action cards!

...It's just not as easy to spot when it's a card itself T^T

[fashionassassin]

cards? are you playing some kind of greed island rip off?

[pundulum]

No.... I'm just playing Duel Monsters! What's Greed island?

[fashionassassin]

its a video game. whats duel monsters?

[pundulum]

[squinting at his phone for a second because, wow. who hasn't heard of duel monsters??]

It's a battle trading card game! But it's lately evolved into something of a sport as well... kind of long to explain actually ahaha

[fashionassassin]

sounds cool. so what do you have to fight each other to get the cards?

id play it