the way you blowin' up my phone won't make me leave no faster

[memesmemes]

THE TEXTING MEME

0. Post a blank comment.
1. Copy the form below.
2. TEXT YOUR FRIENDS, TEXT EVERYBODY, MISFIRE, FLIRT, SPAM THEM WITH TEXTS.
3. Alternatively, just call them, y'know.

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Comments

[suspense_kills_me]

Nick's Pizza:"Have I beaten Chinese Takeout on your speed dial yet?"

[unkeen]

[ what a new low. for a second there, when she'd seen pizza, she'd almost been excited. ]

Not even close. Why have pepperoni when you can have spring rolls.

[suspense_kills_me]

Depends on the spring rolls.

[unkeen]

Snappy Dragon has excellent spring rolls.

[suspense_kills_me]

So does this little hole in the wall place in New York. We should go.

[unkeen]

I'm not driving with you to New York for take out.

[suspense_kills_me]

First, we'd fly. Second, they have tables. Besides, it's almost Christmas Lizzie. New York is always worth a visit this time of year.

[unkeen]

I understand that you're your own boss, but some of us have things to do here. Christmas happens every year.

[suspense_kills_me]

Tell Harold you have plans. If he balks, I'll even throw you a case.

[unkeen]

A case that oh so coincidentally happens to be in New York?

[suspense_kills_me]

Of course. We have spring rolls to eat.

[unkeen]

I'll pass. Take Ressler. If you want spring rolls from Snappy Dragon, maybe then.

I don't want to spoil anything! Did you see the fall finale?

[suspense_kills_me]

[There were reasons he wasn't a fan of spending the holidays in DC. But he wasn't planning on going into that]

I'm sure Agent Ressler has his own plans. I just thought the change of scenery would be nice.

aw you're lovely! and yes, im caught up on all of season 2, too!

[unkeen]

New York isn't a very big change of scenery. Why not go big? Go international? Bring me back a snow globe.

Awesome.

[suspense_kills_me]

New collection?

[unkeen]

Maybe the start of one.

[suspense_kills_me]

Then I'll bring you back a snow globe.

[unkeen]

[ preemptively: ] Thank you.

[suspense_kills_me]

And spring rolls.

[because he hadn't forgotten]

[unkeen]

If you really think they'll keep while you fly.

[suspense_kills_me]

It's a gulf stream. You'd be surprised at the compartments it has.