the way you blowin' up my phone won't make me leave no faster

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THE TEXTING MEME

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3. Alternatively, just call them, y'know.

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~~~ magic ~~~~

[secretmission]

But then we still have bad news.

[ Can you just see her sad face in your minds eye Kristoff? ]

Okay. Lay it on me.

got it.

[mountainman]

[Yeah, Kristoff hates letting her down like this.]

The good news is there's still some chocolate left over for the shindig tomorrow.

The bad news is Sven might have been sick in the ballroom after eating most of it. Don't ask me how he got in there because it was not my fault. I was out doing my job, thank you very much.

[secretmission]

How did Sven get to the chocolate? I gave him carrots!

[ Because of course she believes reindeers would choose carrots over chocolate. Wherein fact, nobody would. ]

I could make more chocolate. How hard could it be?

[mountainman]

I don't know. It's Sven, he's like a ninja.

Are you sure? Do you really know how to make chocolate, Anna?

[secretmission]

We could attach a bell to him. Then we'd know. He'd jingle.

How hard could it be?

[mountainman]

It does fit in with the whole Christmas theme.

Have you ever made chocolate desserts before?

[secretmission]

But Sven wouldn't want to share his duties with a whole bunch of other reindeers.

Does he even know other reindeers?

And no! But that doesn't mean I can't.

[mountainman]

No, Sven is the official royal reindeer. Wouldn't want his feelings to get hurt.

Not sure. I think he might have a lady friend out there somewhere.

Would you like some help?

[secretmission]

Maybe he's lonely. I know I eat a whole lot of chocolate when I'm lonely.

Of course!

[mountainman]

Why would he be lonely? He's got me, you, Elsa, and all the carrots he could ever want.

I'll be home soon.