the way you blowin' up my phone won't make me leave no faster

[memesmemes]

THE TEXTING MEME

0. Post a blank comment.
1. Copy the form below.
2. TEXT YOUR FRIENDS, TEXT EVERYBODY, MISFIRE, FLIRT, SPAM THEM WITH TEXTS.
3. Alternatively, just call them, y'know.

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Comments

[silenttrainbaby]

How am I supposed to stay ready if I don't throw knives?

[tailcar]

maybe one day you won't have a knife to throw. and you'll have to make do with a big, round thing.

or maybe it's just for fun. not staying ready.

[silenttrainbaby]

But if I don't have to stay ready, what do I have?

[tailcar]

you have an hour of ball time

[silenttrainbaby]

Will there be a time when we don't have to be ready, Curtis?

[tailcar]

of course there will.

[ after we make it to the front. ]

[silenttrainbaby]

What will it be like then? Gilliam doesn't want to talk about it.

[tailcar]

[ god what will it be like... ]

different.

very different. there'll be apples.

[silenttrainbaby]

what are apples?

[tailcar]

they're fruit. they're round. light and crisp. some are sweet, and some can be a little sour.

[silenttrainbaby]

do they taste very different from protein blocks?

[tailcar]

so different. they're sweet.

[silenttrainbaby]

I would like to taste an apple.

[tailcar]

when we get to the front, you can be the first.

[ ...if they're not extinct. ]

[silenttrainbaby]

Then I should practice throwing knives. Unless you want to let me tackle you for practice.

[tailcar]

alright. if you'd like to

[silenttrainbaby]

youll let me? OK