the way you blowin' up my phone won't make me leave no faster

[memesmemes]

THE TEXTING MEME

0. Post a blank comment.
1. Copy the form below.
2. TEXT YOUR FRIENDS, TEXT EVERYBODY, MISFIRE, FLIRT, SPAM THEM WITH TEXTS.
3. Alternatively, just call them, y'know.

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Comments

[thatbabe]

nothin! just haven't made it back yet is all

[But why would he be texting so early in the morning for nothing?]

[tailcar]

[ yeah for reals. ]

right. so you're texting me to tell me you're doing nothing, you're hanging out in the back for fun

[thatbabe]

wasn't for fun. and i'm doin nothin now. it was a lil thing no worries

[tailcar]

[ oh no but now he worries. ]

what did you do

1/3

[thatbabe]

[too right he should]

there was talk, i shut it down. no worse for wear!

2/3

[thatbabe]

okay a lil sore, but everything's fine now

3/3

[thatbabe]

almost everything's fine. it's a good morning! everyone's alive

[tailcar]

[ woah woah woah there little shadow. ]

there was talk.

what was there talk about? edgar what did you do

[thatbabe]

i didn't do nothin but stop it! people were talkin about killin people curtis. lil ones even

[tailcar]

and you decided to text me. after the fact. instead of coming to get me.

[thatbabe]

couldn't really text you before, all things considerin. and you were finally sleepin! i thought i could handle it on my own. i did

[tailcar]

don't do it again

[thatbabe]

i was just trying to do what you would've done

hOW DARE YOU WITH THAT ICON

[tailcar]

and i'm glad no one died. but leave the being me to me next time

ehEHEHEH

[thatbabe]

ok. you're not mad then?

get out

[tailcar]

[ he's a little peeved but. ]

no. not mad.
come tell me everything.

it's not even the worst one

[thatbabe]

great. yeah, I'd love to, just.
could you come get me?

asyuiOUT

[tailcar]

yeah. i'll come get you.

HEH

[thatbaby]

thanks. a bit before the angry man with the buddha.

[Please pay no mind to the way he's slumped against the wall on the floor when you get there, Curtis. Or the black eye and split lip. Or the bloodied sheet-turned-bandage around his left thigh.]