memesmemes ([personal profile] memesmemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-11-18 12:02 am

the way you blowin' up my phone won't make me leave no faster


THE TEXTING MEME

0. Post a blank comment.
1. Copy the form below.
2. TEXT YOUR FRIENDS, TEXT EVERYBODY, MISFIRE, FLIRT, SPAM THEM WITH TEXTS.
3. Alternatively, just call them, y'know.


 

jockeying: (Default)

[personal profile] jockeying 2014-11-18 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
im curious as to how long you think you coulda kept it from me. im in your head at LEASt twice a month i woulda found out eventually. and it's kinda better this way, now you don't have to SEE me laughing at you, you just know it's happening

[personal profile] becket_yancy 2014-11-18 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
id have tried like hell to repress the memory. come on kid, this is embarrassing and knowing your laughing doesnt help the situation
jockeying: (run fast for your mother)

[personal profile] jockeying 2014-11-18 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
oh don't be embarrassed. im sure it happens to the best of us. not to me, maybe.

[ he he he he ]

[personal profile] becket_yancy 2014-11-18 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
do you really want to play the how many times has Raleigh struck out game?

[ damnit rals have some sympathy ]
jockeying: (run for your children)

[personal profile] jockeying 2014-11-18 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
hey i rarely strike out anymore. the pilot thing makes it a whole different ball game

[personal profile] becket_yancy 2014-11-18 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
keyword being 'rarely' which means you still do.
jockeying: (we're gonna be ppdc rangers!)

[personal profile] jockeying 2014-11-18 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
yeah but i never fell asleep on one of them. what'd you say to him?
jockeying: (in the cities that we loved)

[personal profile] jockeying 2014-11-18 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
so you fall asleep on him and then don't even have the balls to say "sorry I'm a dick"?

[personal profile] becket_yancy 2014-11-18 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
he was gone when i woke up to pee and i didn't exactly ask for his number, which is probably for the best.
jockeying: (solider on)

[personal profile] jockeying 2014-11-18 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
moms rolling over in her grave right now because of how bad an example you're setting for me. bad yancy.

[personal profile] becket_yancy 2014-11-18 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
it was a slip up, it'll never happen again though. god mom would beam me upside the head if she was still alive.
jockeying: (grey clouds rolled over the hills)

[personal profile] jockeying 2014-11-18 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
come here, I'll do it for her

[personal profile] becket_yancy 2014-11-18 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
not happening.

[personal profile] becket_yancy 2014-11-18 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
sorry, not going to willingly let you smack me cause i made a mistake and am being a horrible influence.
jockeying: (run for your children)

[personal profile] jockeying 2014-11-18 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
fine but same goes for when i inevitably make some big terrible terribly laughable mistake and text you about it too

[personal profile] becket_yancy 2014-11-18 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
at least i'll try to help you through yours, minus laughter. okay depending on what it is maybe with a little laughter.
jockeying: (jaz u little shit)

[personal profile] jockeying 2014-11-18 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
you'd laugh don't lie
you'd fucking cackle until you cried


[ and probably rightly so because raleigh's various embarrassments tend to be five times as ridiculous and humiliating. ]

[personal profile] becket_yancy 2014-11-18 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
honestly? it'd depend on just what you did.

[ more like ten times, but yancy won't tell her that. ]
jockeying: (run for your children)

[personal profile] jockeying 2014-11-18 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ best sister. ]

im sure you'll be the first on my speed dial

[personal profile] becket_yancy 2014-11-18 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ sister of the fuckin' year. ]

i better be