the way you blowin' up my phone won't make me leave no faster

[memesmemes]

THE TEXTING MEME

0. Post a blank comment.
1. Copy the form below.
2. TEXT YOUR FRIENDS, TEXT EVERYBODY, MISFIRE, FLIRT, SPAM THEM WITH TEXTS.
3. Alternatively, just call them, y'know.

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Comments

[stickseller]

just curious. there's a lot about the serum and its effects i don't know yet. endurance is one of them.

[imperfectsoldier]

You'll be the second person to know if I ever hit the wall hard enough not to get up again.

[stickseller]

i should be the first.

[imperfectsoldier]

Yeah, well, you find a way to know before me and I'll give it to you. Otherwise, you've gotta be second.

[stickseller]

ha ha, very funny. smart ass.

[imperfectsoldier]

I thought I was the dumb ass.

[stickseller]

somehow and infuriatingly enough, you manage to be both.

[imperfectsoldier]

I had good teachers.

[stickseller]

we're getting off topic here.

[imperfectsoldier]

What, the topic of me getting tired?

[stickseller]

yes. we should test it out. in a controlled environment.

[imperfectsoldier]

Well, you helped create me.

[stickseller]

oh don't say it like that when I have what I do on my mind.

[imperfectsoldier]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[He does. He's just being a smart ass again.]

[stickseller]

for the record, i don't want you calling me 'daddy'. ever.

[imperfectsoldier]

You couldn't make me call you daddy.

[stickseller]

and i wouldn't call you it, either. but i wouldn't mind you spanking me.

[imperfectsoldier]

Be good and maybe you'll get to enjoy it.

[stickseller]

i'd probably enjoy it even if you weren't trying to let me.

[imperfectsoldier]

Don't underestimate my ability to kill an erection.

[stickseller]

i don't think that's something you should be proud of.

[imperfectsoldier]

It's a useful skill. Fun sometimes, too.

[stickseller]

how is that fun?