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JEALOUSY

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Everyone feels jealous at one point or another, whether it's justified or not. What's important is how we deal with it... do we discuss it, fight about it, or plan epic revenge to carry out?

- Post with your character's name/series in the subject as well as any preferences.

- Others go to RNG and roll from 1-10, then respond!

- Play it out!

1 → wandering eye.

You think your lover has been looking at other's a little too often or flirting too much in your company. You can't keep quiet any longer about it.

2 → simple life

Your friend, family, or lover has always had it so much easier and you can't help but feel a little put off.

3 → don't you forget about me

Your friend or lover has found someone new they want to spend almost all their time with and you can't help but feel a little cheated.

4 → cheated

Forget just a sneaking suspicion. You've caught your lover in the act of cheating and it's driving you nuts. You have to confront them about it.

5 → for the glory

You did all the work, or at least you feel like you did, so why do they always get all the praise?

6 → moved on

You broke up or had a falling out with someone close to you and it's killing you to see how they've seemed to let go and you're stuck standing in place.

7 → because i want you

You're jealous of any attention they get because you're secretly in love with them. Time to make it known!

8 → always the favourite

Everyone always praises them or they were clearly the favourite child or just more popular with friends. You can't help but hate it.

9 → more experience

they're more experienced, either in the bedroom or in the office. Any activity, they outshine you. Who wouldn't feel a little inferior?

10 → your choice!

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[ Technically speaking, he doesn't quite remember how many he slayed, not when Bruce is currently trying to shove himself into yet another pair of pants, the awkwardness of the situation now having passed and Tony is off trying to wrangle everyone getting shawarma.

For what it was worth, he did actually like Thor when he was normal, because Thor was an anomaly, a fascination Bruce wasn't going to let up on in the slightest, even if the man did seem particularly inclined to irritate him; which he was getting better that keeping tucked away suffice to say, offering him a warm smile. Shrugging into a shirt, Bruce shakes his head. ]

I don't see how it matters. I can't exactly... [ Pause, because stop trying to piss him off. ] keep count around him.

[ Ugh, Bruce, why you gotta be such a cool guy when you're not raging. Thor can hardly find it in himself to be grumbling towards you when you're all tiny and puny and... polite. ]

Hm. Well. [ He makes a show of nonchalance, inspecting pieces of armor, flipping Mjölnir around in one hand idly. Ain't no thang, ain't no thang. ] Perhaps next time you should tell... him... to attempt it. We shall have ourselves a challenge. [ and finish it with shawarma. ]

[ Polite is what he does best, because above all, he just wants to be left alone, recuperate from the damage and bring himself back up to speed and functioning. It means everyone leaves Bruce alone and he gets a moment to himself, where no one is a distraction, and no one is a tease, and really, Thor, no one is trying to antagonize him. ]

It doesn't quite work like that. [ Bruce's tone, lighthearted as it is, is bemused. Glancing up, he offers the god a tentative smile, buttoning up yet another purple shirt. He forgets every so often, how the only two reasonably aware people on the team are both him and Tony; Clint & Natasha are often in their own little world, Thor isn't from this planet, and Steve is still trying to get used to the 21st century. ] There is no death count with him.

[ There's a momentary frown. This does not please the god of thunder. ]

Hm. [ Look, he needs to prove he's better than you and you are making that really difficult with your non-competing, so he comes up with another plan. ] Fair enough. We shall settle it in a match of drink. Come.

[ You're being snatched by the back of your purple shirt and dragged towards something vaguely resembling a bar amidst the rubble somewhere on the path between picking up tone and shawarma run. Let's go. ]

[ Thor, there is manhandling, and then there is this, which doesn't help Bruce's mild mannered nature in the slightest. He's barely used to people touching him, let alone being all aggressive and dominating, requiring Bruce to simply withdraw in on himself, and focus on keeping calm, rather than letting his anxieties get the better of him. ]

I don't -- Thor, this isn't the greatest of ideas -- [ Because while his feet are moving to avoid being dragged along. ]

You really don't know what you're getting yourself into.

[ Or much at all, because if Thor doesn't let go any time soon and he doesn't retain control, things will go sour. Fast. ]

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