⚢ The TWO PEOPLE ♀ PLAY A THREESOME ♂ Meme ⚣

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⚢ The TWO PEOPLE ♀ PLAY A THREESOME ♂ Meme ⚣ Threesomes are incredibly fun to play. After all, if two is good, three has to be better! Unfortunately, the logistics of threading them is a nightmare. Good luck getting two people on the same page, much less three. So why not cut out the middle man? Most of us play more than one character. One person being open to doubling up means that two people can play a threesome. The meme itself is simple. Whether you want to play one or two characters, any configuration of genders, kinks, and what have you is all up to you. Just put in your comment and play! HOW TO PLAY ⚢ Comment with your character, canon, and info. Also include on whether you'd be open to playing more than one character - and who that'd be. Or fill out the below form and plop it in your comment. Character: What do you think it is? 1 or 2 characters?: Whichever you'd like. Any other characters you'd be willing to play can go here, as well. Looking for: M/M/M, M/F/M, F/M/F, F/F/F, etc etc etc. Or if you're playing two, the gender of the one character you're looking for. Assumed CR, AU, or Otherwise: What it says. Yes: + Kinks No: - Kinks Anything Else: The usual. <b>Character:</b> <b>1 or 2 characters?:</b> <b>Looking for:</b> <b>Assumed CR, AU, or Otherwise:</b> <b>Yes:</b> <b>No:</b> <b>Anything Else:</b> Feel free to do one ad or individual ads for each of your characters. ⚣ Reply to others. ⚤ Thread!

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[shinypretties]

Character: Kaylee Frye
1 or 2 characters?: either/or (I have a River, plus Leeloo from The 5th Element who lends herself well to space-faring crossovers if interested)
Looking for: M/F/M, F/M/F
Assumed CR, AU, or Otherwise: Yes to all. Crossover and canon both loved!
Yes: Fluffy-smut, Hurt/Comfort, Light Bondage, Food-play (Kaylee loves strawberries and chocolate in particular), Bathing/Shower sex, Romance, No-strings sex, OT3s, what have you!
No: gore, vore, scat, watersports
Anything Else: Kaylee has a thing for engines, and she loves all kinds of ships (pun absolutely intended).

[dreadpiratecaptain]

[I can offer a notorious (at least in his time and universe) space pirate with a penchant for seducing pretty girls and inviting them to join his sexy sexy crew. He's certainly not law-abiding enough to object to either of the other two. Character summary's here if you're interested! I figure he'd drop into the Fireflyverse due to damage to his ship's FTL engines, so he'd certainly have cause to want to "recruit" a mechanic, and it would be quite a smorgasbord of fun new machines for Kaylee to learn about.]

[shinypretties]

[Kaylee would love to tour his ship, I'm sure! He'd have his work cut out for him trying to steal her away from the Serenity, but that could be half the fun.]

[dreadpiratecaptain]

[Your call if you want to bring River along as well. If not, he just happens to have a special ability to make it M/F/M if you'd rather, or bring her for F/M/F/M, even!]

Takeo had brought his ship into dock to take a look around. Caution wasn't exactly his middle name--he was a legendary pirate, after all--and more to the point, he needed to get a look around at his new circumstances before deciding on his next course of action. His FTL engine was burned out, and the star configurations weren't right; all sorts of things could have gone awry. He'd need parts, at the very least--and probably parts to make machines to make new custom parts--and ideally a competent mechanic to work with him, and maybe some hot girls to brighten the place up. So far it was seedy enough to totally be his style, but his lack of connections would be pesky. He always had trade goods, though, just in case. That aspect, at least, wouldn't be a problem.

Of course, his ship was like nothing anyone had ever seen. Not only was it damaged, but it didn't look like any sort of standard ship at all, as though someone--probably someone very wealthy, from the aesthetics and the fancy-looking unfamiliar tech--had ordered it custom-built. It might have been about the modest size of a firefly, but it was definitely no firefly.

[shinypretties]

Kaylee was strolling through the ship-yard, just admiring all the vessels that had come to rest. Sometimes she stopped to swap stories with other crewmen, or to speak to potential passengers. Sometimes she was just looked.

One ship, in particular, was quite the sight to behold. She couldn't help but wonder if it was as uniquely constructed inside as it was outside--and she found herself edging toward it for a closer look. Maybe she could sweet-talk its captain into giving her a peek. Trade her services for a tour.

[dreadpiratecaptain]

The ship was really something else. It sure didn't look commercial, and it sure didn't look alliance. The aesthetics were all wrong, it just had to be something one-of-a-kind. Who the heck had their very own one-of-a-kind ship? It was all smooth, almost sensual curves, like it had been some sort of sea creature in a past life, interrupted only by a few burn marks and a big, nasty gash in her ventral/port quarter near the aft. She didn't even seem to have windows, or if they were there, perhaps they were behind the dozens and dozens of different-sized iris ports, all closed at the moment.

Takeo was returning from taking a look around at the available parts. It wasn't very promising. Most of the mechanics weren't that promising, either. Worst case, he could probably get the ship up and running again on his own, but it could take awhile. None of the right parts, none of the right machine tools? He was pretty good, but he wasn't "improvise an FTL engine with obsolete bits" good.

He wasn't expecting to find the girl there, ogling his ship. He couldn't help but grin to himself, strolling up behind her, and lean over her shoulder to speak softly in her ear, in a low, rich voice.

"Afternoon. The pretty lady like what she sees?"

[shinypretties]

"Oh, she's beautiful," Kaylee gushed, her eyes still locked on the ship. The ship was so spectacular, and so pleasing to the eye, it took her a moment to process the rest of the man's question, and then she turned to look at him. "You think I'm pretty?"

[dreadpiratecaptain]

Takeo laughed casually.

"You say it as though you've met someone who doesn't, and that I've got to say seems unlikely." He pauses briefly, before summarizing with a playfully appraising look and a nod. "Very pretty."

He offered his free hand, the other holding something wrapped in cloth (roughly like a big cabbage in size, but a slightly more irregular shape).

"Captain Takeo Masaki, and this is the Anne Bonny. I'm afraid she's not at her most polished, at the moment. Although there is something appealing about a lady who's a bit tousled but ready to keep going, don't you think?"

[sullibrarian]

[ooc: How about a really shy, extremely bookwormish passenger for both Kaylee and River? I'm thinking I can play him as a rare book collector or a university student leaning towards that area of research. <3]

[shinypretties]

[sounds good to me! maybe river sets her sights on him, and somehow convinces kaylee to help persuade him/show them how it's done?]

[sullibrarian]

[Sounds great! Want me to start things off?]

[theytalktome]

[Be my guest! ]

[sullibrarian]

Though he had, of course, known in an academic sense what space travel would be like, it was his first time actually off of any kind of planet. He had been sent by one of his professors to seek out a rare volume from a private collection of an eccentric loner from one of the frontier worlds, and, well, there were only certain kinds of ships that ever frequented those worlds. And he'd hitched a ride, for a fee, on what appeared to be the...er...least objectionable of them.

The thing that he wasn't quite prepared for when it came to space travel was the boredom. He could deal with the small spaces, the spartan quarters, and the eccentricities of the crew, but... he could only bring so much reading material with him, and even though he'd tried to make it last, he quickly began succumbing to boredom.

So, he started to explore. Trying not to obstruct anyone doing their job, of course. Which meant the cargo hold and certain paths and crawlspaces.

[theytalktome]

Though River had occasionally taken the pilot's chair, sometimes the captain liked to take the helm when things were quiet, and she didn't argue. Of course, that left her with time to kill as well, and she had plenty of curiosity. At present, it was mainly fixed on their newest passenger.

It wasn't precisely an accident that she just happened to wander down the same corridor he was exploring. "You look...lost. I could show you around."

[sullibrarian]

He looked over to the girl. He'd seen her, a couple times, and his impression was that she wasn't...always entirely...present. In a manner of speaking.

So he didn't quite know how to respond to her, especially as she had caught him off guard.

"I...er.. don't know how lost I could be in a ship of this size, but..." But it was better than being alone, anyway. "Sure. What would you care to show me?"

[loving_lees]

Character(s): Vincent and Bethany Lee
1 or 2 characters?: 2, they're a married couple package deal
Looking for: A female playmate for F/M/F hijinks. A particular fondness for the 18 and under crowd, but not a requirement.
Assumed CR, AU, or Otherwise: All good. They're OCs and can be pretty easily adapted into canons.
Yes: All the usual vanilla threesome stuff. Fluffy, romantic, PWP. A particular fondness for Mdom flavored bondage/kink, but not a requirement. Open to many scenarios including incest and dub-con.
No: Usual gore/vore/scat/bathroom stuff. No preg.
Anything Else: Bit of a slow responder, but the backtagging will be strong.

[justinyourmind]

Character: Dr. Justin Winters
1 or 2 characters?: Either. Justin by himself or I can bring in his friend Valleri, spoiledandworthit
Looking for: A female playmate for F/M/F hijinks. A great fondness for the 18 and under crowd, but not a requirement.
Assumed CR, AU, or Otherwise: All good. Both Justin and Valleri OCs and can be pretty easily adapted into canons.
Yes: All the usual vanilla threesome stuff. Fluffy, romantic, PWP. A particular fondness for Mdom flavored bondage/kink, but not a requirement. Open to many scenarios including incest and dub-con.
No: Usual gore/vore/scat/bathroom stuff. No preg.
Anything Else: Bit of a slow responder, but the backtagging will be strong.

[misterstealyourgirl]

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[iwatobi]

[Haruka isn't sure why he agreed to do this. He isn't even sure why he agreed to anything without Makoto at least being there to provide a buffer. But Haruka's easy to guilt, and the thought of having been a pretty bad friend to Kisumi was enough to invite Kisumi and whoever else he wanted over for the night.

He kinda hoped that the "whoever else" would be Makoto, but he knows that Makoto is preoccupied for the night. The twins and whatnot.

Haruka should have picked another night.

He sighs, waiting for the other's company. They could... catch up some more. Maybe head over to the basketball courts later. Haruka isn't too terrible a shot - back when he was in middle school, anyway. Maybe they could go swimming. Maybe they could go somewhere for dinner, like when they had lunch together.

The memory irritates him, but he tries to keep his annoyances in check, waiting at the bottom of the stone steps and keeping an eye out for his old, old... friend.]

[misterstealyourgirl]

[Truth be told, Kisumi had hoped the "whoever else" would be Makoto, too. He and Haru both were all too transparent about their affection for the boy, and so maybe with a long, long overdue sleepover, something would come of it.

But he had been busy.

And rescheduling for the purposes of dragging Makoto along was terribly transparent, on both their parts, so he'd agreed to simply drag someone else along.

So he decided that he'd invite someone else along, with the sole purpose of creating as much amusement for himself as possible.

And that was how he was bouncing up the path to the steps to Haru's, a one Sousuke Yamazaki in (reluctant) attendance.]

Haru-chan!

[To make it worse, Haru couldn't even retreat, as he made it all too clear he'd been spotted.]

[iwatobi]

[Haruka just can't help the annoyance that stings his expression - both at the nickname and at Kisumi's chosen company.]

Don't call me -chan.

[It's bad enough to be called Haru-chan in the first place. Even worse in front of Yamazaki. His gaze shifts from Kisumi to Sousuke, and his frown deepens as he does.]

Yamazaki.

[Kisumi, he wonders, must surely be persuasive if he managed to bring that guy over. Willingly.]

[shouldersokay]

[Sousuke's annoyance matches Haru all too easily once he sets eyes on their gracious host.

Apparently, he hadn't gotten the full details of the night's plans - or company - and was now just as inextricably wound up in Kisumi's schemes as Haru was.]

Nanase.

[Just what was he scheming?]

[iwatobi]

[Haruka starts climbing up the stairs, figuring he has no choice considering these two came all the way over here. Maybe they can watch a movie - so he and Sousuke have as little social interaction as possible. It occurs to him that not many would know of his and Sousuke's... unique relationship. Or lack thereof.

So he can't truly blame Kisumi.

Even if he does anyway.

His house - his parents' house - is the same as it's always been. Completely bare and plain, but Haruka makes his way to the kitchen to prepare tea for them all.]

[misterstealyourgirl]

[He's vaguely aware of their strained relationship, sure, but maybe they can decide to get along a little better. Bond over shared annoyance with him.

Or something.

So he'll brush off the annoyance emanating from both of them - as always - all the same, and follow along after (No escaping, Sousuke.) up to Haru's house and right into the kitchen with him to linger just a little too close over his shoulder.]

Ah, sorry, sorry, it's a habit, Haru-chan~

[iwatobi]

[Haru's eyes flick toward Sousuke, hoping the other doesn't get any ideas about picking up that nickname. He doubts he will considering their lack of friendship, but. Just in case.

He's used to Kisumi hovering around closely all the time, and he throws him an annoyed glanced, too.]

I won't feed you.

[He will, though, feed Sousuke. He sets all their teacups on a tray and starts gathering snacks from a cabinet.]