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bakerstreet2014-11-05 12:38 pm
ex_tabiya893) wrote in bakerstreet2014-11-05 12:38 pm
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Today is really your unlucky day. All the good luck you amassed with your good deeds or rituals in the name of dark gods is suddenly gone, leaving behind only an endless stream of surprising coincidences and unfortunate events. Hoped to have a peaceful day? Not so fast! First you'll have to deal with a stream of black cats, falling buckets and broken pipes.
- Post with your character, their fandom and pairing preferences on the meme.
- Go to Random.org and roll to discover what's going to happen to you!
- Tag around and have fun threading with people!
- Make sure to be considerate and amazing to each other.
1. The floors are slippery, like in that cartoon scene with a slippery banana peel. And just like in that scene, you managed to slip, slide across half the room, and land right on top of that one and only person in the vicinity. Talk about embarrassing! Even if neither of you were hurt, it's only polite for you to do something for them as an apology.
2. The doorknob broke, leaving you stuck in the most embarrassing situation ever. Maybe you're in a public pool with someone, right outside your front door while wearing only a towel, or simply stuck in a storeroom. Ramming on the door does nothing, so you'd better be prepared to spend a lot of time here.
3. The elevator stopped, leaving you stuck inside for a while. If you want to make things worse, there are aphrodisiacs seeping through the air vents, making it rather warm in here. Let's hope you and your partner can find a way to pass the time, because man you are going to die of boredom otherwise.
4. Wardrobe malfunction is the misfortune of your day. Either one of the threads caught somewhere or you didn't consider how well these clothes sit on your figure, but everything suddenly falls apart and leaves you stark naked in public. Don't worry, though. You might convince the audience that you meant for this to happen if you smile just right.
5. It's raining outside and the pipes are leaking, so maybe losing your clothes isn't entirely bad. After all, standing in the middle of the yard or a hallway while being soaked through with rainwater (or liquid aphrodisiacs) is nothing short of awkward. Let's hope none of your clothes look transparent when wet, hm?
6. Did you just lose the keys to those handcuffs? Yup, you sure did. That should teach you to either try them on your own or play cops'n'robbers without safety precautions. Let's hope you can find someone willing to take them off you. Just remember: some handcuffs are designed to unlock through something other than keys.
7. So you woke up (or put yourself) in a situation where a toy was strapped onto you or lodged inside you and there is only one way to take it off. Thankfully, the remote control is nearby... except you push too hard and break the controls when they're on full throttle. Better find someone to help you before the vibrations drive you insane.
8. A malicious virus has invaded all nearby electronic devices, forcing it to broadcast your private moments in public - anything from kinky sexual acts to that time you danced around in your underwear to "Dancing Queen". To make things worse, the sensors are going haywire too and these broadcasts only trigger when you're nearby. Time to live an embarrassing day and hope nobody asks you exactly how you managed to pull off that position or hid the evidence.
9. Wild Card: Of course, the day isn't limited to only these types of misfortune. Feel like bring creative? Then go ahead and come up with an unfortunate event of your own!
{slightly alerted from a meme by
sparkworkers}
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