the fanfiction.net meme god i'm sorry

[attagirl]

Hi! Welcome to my profile ^_^ My name is memeswearhousekitsune-chan(1) and I really like to rite fanfic. So you should join me <3<3<3
Its okay if u don’t know how to start let me help KUDASAI(2). Here’s some ideas on how 2 rite a SUGOIDESUNE(3) story!

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Prompt ideas!!! <3

ONE
Typos – Um. I don’t kno anyone who would be a beta reader for me so their may be a lot of typos. GOMEN.(4)

TWO
Japanese/other foreign languages – WATASHI DAISUKI NIHONGO! That means I love Japanese, so I’m going to put a lot of it in my fanfiction. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to put a dictionary at the end so you know what I am saying *^_^* U can also use other languages or leik english english from Britain, but Japanese is the most kawaii~~~

THREE
Author’s notes – UM I may put these in the middle of the story so you know what’s going on. Or if I have a funny thing to say. Teehee~ ((A/N:THEY'LL LOOK LIKE THIS BTW!!))

FOUR
Shipping! – omg like. I love my otp. You can totally tell they love each other even if they really hate eachother omg. They’re hate is so amazing! They should have the hot buttsex lol so kawaii (5)

FIVE
Purple prose – if u describe a scene it should use as many descriptive words az possible. Like “Amber orbs” or “pools of emerald” for eyes. It’s soooo much more better that way.

SIX
Mary sue – omg. Just because my character is a woobie, but also leik the most powerful character and like everyone wants them and is just jealous doesn’t make them a mary sue. They don’t have any flaws at all. STOP FLAMING.

SEVEN
Songfic- um I think this song by Evanescence really fits my character. It describes their inner sadness ttly

EIGHT
Lemon! – so um. I dk anything about sex but do u really need lube????

NINE
Babies!- I think every character should have a kid and be pregnant. Even if it’s two boiz. Lmao so kawaiiii
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Remember:

“This means the character is talking”
‘this is the thoughts’
*This means they are using their ultra sugoi mind powers!*

R&R
And NO Flames PLzZZZ THEY WILL BE USED TO COOK OUR HOTDOGS hehee

DICTIONARY::

1: memeswearhouse is op's and kitsune mean fox. Chan is what Japanese girls call each other to be KAWAII!!!
2: Kudasai means plz lol
3: Sugoidesune means its amazing right!!!111 uno
4: Gomen means i'm sorrie. isn't it funny that it says "go men"? I think that's kinda weird. hehe ^_^
5: Kawaii means CUTE. omg itsthebestwordever. lmaoaoaoaoa



Rules/how to play:
>>Post with your character
>>Tag others
>>You are now in a bad fanfic. Make it as terrible as possible.
>>Weep tears at how awful it is.

I hope you all know how much that hurt me to repost.

Comments

August W. "The W Stands For Dreamboat" Booth

[unliar]

Once Upon A Time (lol get it) there was a handsome man named August who made everyone else man in town very sad because they were not as handsome or mysterious or motorcycle rider as him, so he got sent into a tree and came out in OUR WORLD. Anyway some stuff happened but he's totally still alive because FUCK that show lol.

that fucking starter i can't

[thisismycurse]

Yeah FUCK that show. (an: dis is an AU so don't send me msgs okay?) He doesn't die because the Evil Queen turned good and saved him. She really likes his motorcycle and thinks it's super cool. I mean he wrote da book. She kind of wants that thing. (an: it's totally unfair that Henry is the only perosn with one)

"Hey wanna go for a ride?" She says calmly but really she has evil intent. She can't be gewd all the time. That would make a boring story. (an: she's the reason fairytales have bad endings okay? watch the SHOW!11!!!)

kenny | the walking dead | open to all but 8

[loseit]

this is the sotry of how Kenny killed all the zombibes. this is the story of how he meet *~insert your character here~*

[rightchoices]

(ooc: gomen but he cant kill all the zombies lee is a zombehe has to get lee fixed first
is that ok??)

4

[quickfired]

"Kenny!"

Lily screams really loudly, angry about what Kenny is doing (A/N: idk what hes doin) because he is acting so rude to everyone, but deep inside she knows he is a passionate and good man who does only the best and right thing for everyone.

albert wesker | resident evil

[infectant]

Albert the runner of company TRYCELL looking to gake over the world and cause global satturation everywhere.

1

[thanksthanksthanks]

Chsritpher comes in and sees Weskersan. He crosses his arm and glare.


"WESKER" he say. "SENPAI" he say again.

Peter Parker | The Amazing SPider-man

[googleconvert]

((ooc spiderman is really great but i dont know theold movies just the new ones
so if you use characters i dont know i will have to just look them up ^^;;
but thats okay just warn me first))

[notparker]

((also ooc this is an au where Miles Morales is in the movies OK and hes played by Donald Glover. DONALd FOR SPIDERMAN.))

Dio Brando | JoJo's Bizarre Adventures

[wryyyyy]

( ooc: please don't be mean to dio
why does everyone say he's a bad guy??? he didn't do anything wrong >:((( )

[eases]

"Dad you did everything wrong" said digiorno. Dad wasn't based nor swag, not like Jorno. He and mom were annoying bad guys who do everything wrong. Ugh. "Dont bother picking me up from scool either!!"

Rochelle | Left 4 Dead

[axemeaquestion]

ro was killing zombies & her butt was swaying in the wind

[smirker]

Adawong walked over to Rochelle and smirked. She was actually pretty much the most powerful Female in horror game history so she shoots all the zombies before Ro can and then folds her arms and smirks.

Where is your god now.

John Stalvern | DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

[andthenwasazombie]

It is time.To kill the demons

Solf Kimblee | Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood | OTA

[extirpations]

One day kimblee was out walking when he ran into the most special, amazing, beautiful alcmehist ever and fell in love and realised he didn't want to hurt people anymore he'd only killed them because he was missing his soulmate-

Yuri Lowell | Tales of Vesperia | ota

[swordsandaxesup]

[A/N: ohayo gaiz!! this is my 1st songfic so i hope u liek!! its my fav song ever lol i listen to the cd evry day so i know it all by heart and didnt have 2 look up teh lyrics haha <333 im a fangirl like that]

THIS SECRIT INSIDE OF ME I NEVR LET U SEE
I KEEP IT CAJED BUT I CANT CUNTROL IT
yuri is out killing people agin because they hurt people and he doesnt like it when good people are mean to. its not good to kill peple but he just wants to protict his fernds! even if he argus with flyn and there bad guys ne way

KEEP AWAY FROM ME THE BEASTS UGLY
I FEEL INRAGED AND I CANT CONTROL IT

R.I.P. SELF, I'M DYING LAUGHING ALREADY

[lawfulgoodguy]

Flin Sheefo was their tho and he sawed yuri kill that 1 last guy and even if it was a bad guy he didnt liek it wen yuuri did that becase it was AGAINST THE RULES!!!!

so he had 2 say smthin

"YUURI!" he shoutted, tho he was almost kinda cryin at the same time, cuz he didnt want his frend doing bad things. even if those bad thngs were kinda good for lotsa ppl. "STOP THAT"

Mikado Ryuugamine | Durarara!! | ota

[worldwithoutcolor]

mikadoo was doin gang things on his computr

he didnt like anry anymore b/c she was just a crush and he never really lIKED like her ok and she has glasses

A/N: guys i havent seen seson 2 yet so i dont know everthing but i read wiki so are mikado and izaya-kun brothers or smthin?? they look so alike LOL! ifnot thats werd

Mabel Pines | Gravity Falls | OTA

[ineptus]

So in 2days chaptre of *~Magic Girl Love Love Mable!!~* are hero Mable is getin redy 2 go 2 the cafay becuz she herd there was going 2 b a rely big fite between the vampires and the werewofs!!! it was her job 2 stop any fites going on anywere!!!! (And also there were gong 2 b vampiers there so she had 2 b there 2 lol!)

She was sher there wud be lots of cute guys there nyway so she shoed up in her TOOOOOOOOOOTTTTAAALLLY QUTE outfit!! with her super SUPER QUTE SIDEKIK WADDLES THE AMAAZZINNGGG.

[[A/N: okay sooooo i kno shes not rly a magic girl but in this she fond a magic stick and it gave her gret powers so just rol w/ it. also wadles ate a magic aple!!! thats y she's magic 2 ok?? ok.]]

[terci]

While Mable and her sidekik waggles were buzy loking for the hot vampires and woulfs, diper was somewere else doign some SUPER SECREY MYSTERY THING like he alwats did

or at leas thats wut he TOLD her!!! sekretly he was actualy the prince of the vampires AND the werewoves ((a/n: becos he dated a hot vampire and a werewofl and they both bitted him and made him a MIX BREED and it waz super RARE and so tehy made him the prince! ^^)) and he waz tryin to stop them frum fiteing but they WOULDNT LISTEN

but luckily his super kawaii and sugoii magikal sister arrived so mayb she could get them to stahp fiteing? but he was scared! he didnt want her to know he was a vampwolf ESPECIALLY becuz he got his susper vampirewolf powers from dating two hot guys so he knew mable would b realy raelly mad at him! so when she came over there he ran UP a TREE and sat up dere to wait n see what she was doign htere

JAKE ENGLISH HOMESTUCK

[interlhoper]

((jake likes girls and yaoi both <3<3<3<3<3))

[hearticulate]

Dirk Strider of the Strider family went up to his bf Jake snogging [A/N: British word for kiss] his face lovefuly and Dirk had a robbot on his hands,

"Look at this dizzope new machine, I mayde" He said smiling a lot

harry osborn | the amazing spider-man

[passiveaggressively]

((A/N: harry is soooooo hot and omg spiderman is so mean!!!11!! he wuz dying ok it wasnt fair!!!!! :( r&r my story pls NO FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!))

Sam Winchester | Supernatural

[willneversayyes]

(A/N: Dean is such a butt! Hes always soooo mean to Sammy and its like WTF man?! He should totally be the bad guy for once!!!11!!! Then everyone will see that Sam is teh bestest!)

[venari_et_liberare]

one night dean was going tout to the bar to fuck some girl when he saw sammy sitting at tht table and so he stpo[ped in the door of the bonker and turtd around to face himn and talk to him while he was scowlling. also he was alrdy drunk a little bit but not a lot bcuz he was going out ((A/N: duh!!!!!!))

'sammantha' he says with a straight mad face and he was starting to frown too. his knife was in his hand and he toched the edge of it with his thumb and looked at sammy with darkniss in his deep emerald nose discharje vermillyen green colored eyes. 'u are so weak and selfish and a bratg so now im gonna givew u what you diserve prepare urself and fight me bitch' ((A/N: omg WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!?!?!?!?! STAY TUNED AND REMEMBER TO RATE AND REVIEW PLZ IT GIVES ME LIFE AND ALSO FEEDS SAM COOKIES
SAM: what!!! you never said i had to get you reviews for cookies!!!!
ME: *evil laugh* you will NEVER ESCAYPE ME SAMMY YOURE MINE 5EVA

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Yumehara Nozomi | Yes! Precure 5

[nozomiracle]

Aizawa Yuuichi | Kanon

[refusetoforget]

Saigusa Haruka | Little Busters!

[mopocalypse]

[discjockstrap]

[A/N: TA4g M3 Or D4Rk!3V1l!G3_DERBE_t!TW1_!TR0LL!H3R01_ 4DD1Ct!PR0ST1TUT3!4BUS3d!D4V3 4_d 1 W1Ll K1Ll U!!!!!!!!
DAVE: YEAH UD BETTER FUCKIN TAG]

Kamala Khan | Marvel 616

[jerseyhero]

((This is 100 PERCENT CANON OKAY, so dont hate!!))

Kamala's Friend Fiction, part II

Wolverine and Captain Marvel return to New York City after saving Planet Unicron. Only to find Spider-Man waiting for them.

"Carol, how could you?" says Spiderman. "You know I love you.

Wolverine says "Back off, bub, this Marvel is mine."

[realitywarped]

I feel like perhaps there's rather more chemistry here between Wolverine and Spider-Man than either of the two with the good Captain. Have you considered shifting the main pairing? :-)

-L

Handsome Jack | Borderlands 2

[buttstallion]

[ ooc:










konnichiwa minasans i'm cool with everything except 1-9 u_u;; ]

josuke higashikata | jjba

[retrovert]

i gotta find out

**~jojo pause for break. memory too sad to remember for too long an holdin back tears~**

.....................who kill my dad

[trickstar]

"but josuke-chan..."

a voice comes from the shadows......... to reveal.............

it's JOJO!!

"i tricked you!!!!! i'm right here!!! this whole time. and i'm young again and super hott."