THE FLOOR IS LAVA.

[mechromantic]

Just share the bed with me.


For whatever reason, the floor is an unacceptable place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, or maybe there's flooding. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't! Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's hurricane season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Stop trying to figure out the details, just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required. Just share the damn bed already.


Do you need options? Here! Have some options!

1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
4. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE? CUDDLING IS OKAY. And yes, the floor is lava.
5. WILDCARD. Just figure out a reason why you need to share the bed. But don't forget: the floor is lava!
6. The Crack Fun Insane Option - Actually Play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is lava.

Comments

Sarah Manning || BBC || Orphan Black

[cloneororiginal]

[ooc: Cuddling/fluff is OTA. Anything shippy or romantic is M/F.]

Rose Tyler ◆ Doctor Who ◆ OTA

[companionrose]

[ooc: cross-canon, cross-medium and assumed cr are a-okay by me! Open to F/M and F/F for anything shippy]

Hermione Granger | Harry Potter | OTA

[brainboxgranger]

[ooc: cross-canon, cross-medium and assumed cr are a-okay by me! Open to F/M and F/F for anything shippy]

jaмeѕ т. ĸιrĸ • ѕтar тreĸ

[caelus]

[cuddling and fluff ota. shippy stuff let's keep to m/m please. assumed cr also ok.]

Felicity Smoak | Arrow

[notin]

ooc: Ask before assuming the situation will be smutty, please.

Clara Oswald | Doctor Who

[parallels]

[OTA for both fluff and shipping! Assumed cr is a-okay.]

Eleventh Doctor || OTA

[madman_in_abox]

Amy Pond || Doctor Who || OTA

[fairytale_traveller]

Zatanna Zatara || Young Justice

[backwordscompatible]

connor walsh ▶ how to get away with murder

[implies]

( m/m for shipping. )

Re: 4- awkwardness

[madman_in_abox]

[The Doctor desperately tried to keep all of his gangly limbs inside of the bed. The floor was lava. Yep. Lava. He wasn't the only one in the bed and that made things rather difficult, as he kept nudging the person next to him with his knees or his elbows.]

Sorry, did I knee you in the back? Clara, could you possibly shift a little to the right? My legs can't bend properly and....watch out for the lava. No problems, alright?

Hazel Levesque | Heroes of Olympus

[keeperfromtheflame]

Piper McLean | Heroes of Olympus

[veryconvincing]

[ ooc: i'm cool with anything but smut. ]

Mamoru Chiba | Sailor Moon Crystal

[daytimetux]

[ ooc: up for anything but smut. ]

Twelfth Doctor || OTA

[twelfth_night]

nishinoya yuu || haikyuu!!

[callmesempai]

thor odinson ● mcu

[ex_pointbreak978]

[open to cross canon and assumed cr within reason. defaults to canon love interest unless otherwise arranged. ota for gen.]

Panne | Fire Emblem

[hasluckyfeet]

[OTA! No smut but everything else is a-okay]

[veryconvincing]

[ Piper stood outside of the Hades cabin, actually smiling. It's the most cheerful place at Camp Half-Blood, but Hazel could make even the Hades cabin feel less imposing. Piper would've invited her to the Aprhodite cabin, but it's pretty full. And decorated almost as questionably as the Hades cabin.

Piper knocks on the door, overnight bag in hand. ]

Deputy Jordan Parrish | Teen Wolf | OTA

[drawnhere]

Tsukino Usagi || Sailor Moon Crystal ||

[moonlightshine]

[ooc: Fluff/cuddle is OTA. Anything shippy is F/M. Assumed CR is okay. :)]

Aedan Cousland | Dragon Age Warden | OTA

[higheverheir]

elsa ❄ frozen

[snedronningen]

Dani Houston | OC

[knowsyourdrink]

[cloneororiginal]

[A normal night of drinking would have had Sarah still capable of walking back to her flat in one piece. A normal night of drinking would have taken place at a pub, with her people watching, letting her gaze wander from one person to another. last night was not a normal night. Nope, she had decided to drink with a God, thinking if she paced herself things would be fine. One drink made her feel perfectly a-okay. The second drink...that's when things got extremely blurry.

Whatever happened after the third drink had Sarah laying in bed with the God she was trying to out drink, cuddled next to him in wrinkled clothes. She wasn't interested in waking up, only taking in his warmth with her hand searching for bed sheets or covers to draw over herself.]