pancaked: (Default)
pancaked ([personal profile] pancaked) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-10-28 11:37 pm

sexting



the sexting meme.



Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!




shipwrecking: (orz)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-11-03 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
by disgusting you meant hot as fuck right

[but fine, trying again!! another bathroom mirror selfie except her shorts are gone too. master sexter it is her.]
gunflower: (pic#5691068)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-11-03 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Better, but this time let me see your woefully flat backside.

[ Saved. Again. ]
shipwrecking: (wow fuck off murasa)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-11-04 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
could you not call my ass "woefully flat" please :'(

[but fine, she sends a pic of her backside as requested. uh, ordered.]
gunflower: (Default)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-11-06 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll call it whatever I want. That's a slightly less disgusting picture though, well done.

[ Saved. ]

You're still whining too much. Spank yourself, until it shows, then send me another.

[ She is totally leaning back in her chair and smirking. Life when she's imagining a mortified and awkward Murasa is good. ]
shipwrecking: (ha ha)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-11-07 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[a minute passes

then another

then twenty minutes

what was Murasa doing all that time? obviously not spanking herself like Yuuka told her too because the next picture of her backside isn't smacked raw like she was probably expecting. woe.]


sorry i went to go get a snack
gunflower: (pic#5691052)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-11-09 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ TIME PASSES AND YUUKA HAS TO WONDER JUST WHAT IS HAPPEN OVER THERE??? She doesn't message Murass to check, that's desperation right there, so she waits.

Then she gets the next picture, and message, and almost snaps her phone in instarage. ]


I'm going to smash your phone, darling.
shipwrecking: (: shit shit fuck fuck)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-11-09 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
but then how else will i send you tantalizing pics of myself? '3'

[actually terrified ha ha whoops she fucked up]
gunflower: (pic#5691048)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-11-10 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
That's not my problem. It'll only mean you get treated worse, after all.
shipwrecking: (no get galeforce first)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-11-10 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
please give me another chance?? i'll spank myself extra hard just for youuuuu
gunflower: (Default)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-11-13 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm waiting. It better be a worthy tribute.
shipwrecking: (orz)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-11-13 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ANOTHER TWENTY MINUTES PASS

but this time she actually delivers. is that a handprint on her ass??]


is this ok
gunflower: (pic#5691052)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-11-13 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Harder.

[ Said only because she was maid to wait... how cruel...! ]

Get a hairbrush instead.
shipwrecking: (+ skima........?)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-11-14 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
wait so

do you want me to hit myself with the brush side or


[gonna have to walk her through this...!]
gunflower: (pic#5691048)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-11-14 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That flat side, you incompetent little drek.
shipwrecking: ((shou) [ meat shield)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-11-14 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
it kinda seems like a silly substitute for a paddle but ok

btw is that your new pet name for me? drek?
gunflower: (pic#5691052)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-11-16 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
1) Don't question me.

2) If you want a new pet name then just say so, I'd be happy to provide one for you.
shipwrecking: (orz)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-11-17 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
brb smacking myself with the brush
so what have u been up to ;)
gunflower: (Default)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-11-17 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Your new name is Excrement. Enjoy it.

Hurry up with that photograph if you don't want a surname to match it.
shipwrecking: (dude)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-11-18 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
that's not a very cute name. why can't it be cuter :(

[pic time!! red ass yes quite red. is this ok???]
gunflower: (pic#5691050)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-11-22 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
An ugly name for an ugly girl.

[ Right cli-- wait no press, hold, save. Phones. Too advanced. ]

Still, that's better. Have you reflected on your mistakes yet?
shipwrecking: (omg)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-11-23 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
i'm not ugly!!! and yes i have i made so many terrible mistakes please forgive me Mistress

[laying it thick...!]
gunflower: (pic#5691068)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-11-23 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You're pathetic.

Send me something amusing and I'll think about forgiving you.

I may even return the favour.
shipwrecking: (> make way for the lady)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-11-24 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ok then she sends a pic of

this?!?]


haha look at its face

[Yuuka did say something amusing....!!!!]
gunflower: (pic#5691052)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-12-01 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I will kill you and fuck the body if you send me anything as inane as that ever again, are we clear?
shipwrecking: ((shou) [ meat shield)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-12-02 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
but it's cute
like me
:)?





yeah we're clear i'm sorry please dont kill me

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