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sexting

the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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...You would do that? There's nothing going on here but me planning a wedding.

I would absolutely do that.

If you want to come I'll be happy to have you, but you don't have to do it just for me and my little suburban house.

I'll be there then to see you. Maybe I can meet your sister then as well.

I'll see when she's free. Call me when you're close and I'll come get you from the airport. Although you may have to wear pants for that.

Damn, you'll just have to take them off of me later then.

Babe, if I'm lucky enough I'll be doing that when we're old.

Oh, you will be.

I think this wedding stuff is making me soft.

Guess I have no excuse other than you make me think of things no one else ever had.

I always wanted to get married. But, you know. I'm settling for giving my sister away.

I see us married.

Try finding someplace where that's legal first.

France, Canada, several states in the US including Illinois.

I was not aware of this.

You'd still have to put up with my moods every morning.

And you with mine.

Please. Your biggest problem is your hair.

And I'd love to be dealing with you every morning. SO no complaints on either side it seems.

I love how we were sexting and now it sounds like we're negotiating a pre-nup.

XD Just how we are babe. We'll end up sexting again.

I don't know, do you have a hard-on I need to alleviate before you can get on a plane without being arrested?

Think I can curb it until I get to you and then you can have me anywhere and anyway you want me.

Though if you have a hard-on you'd like help with now we can definitely mutually help one another.

I think I can be patient. Kind of. Maybe.

I'll be there as soon as I can get there.

Don't rush on my account. You're already going out of your way for me.

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