sexting

[pancaked]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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misfiiiiiire

[walkedout]

what time are you coming home? i think it's time we have some alone time. natalie's staying after school.

[daughterofair]

mom? eww. this is natalie. wtf?

[walkedout]

oh! natalie! I'm so sorry, I was trying to text your father

[daughterofair]

and again, eww. wtf are you sexting dad for? didn't your new meds make you all weird and shit?

[walkedout]

adults enjoy sex too.
Yes, but I skipped a few days. Just to put the spark back into my marriage.

[daughterofair]

i am now picturing everything that i normally only hear. great. thanks, mom.

wait, what? you did what? mom, you're not supposed to do that.

[walkedout]

oh shh! we'll put on louder music next time.

just this once, who's counting?

[daughterofair]

OMG.

only once? you swear?

[walkedout]

Of course I do.

[daughterofair]

mom. it's never been once. you always say that it's once and then shit starts happening all over again.

[walkedout]

when you have a degree in psychopharmacology I will believe you

[daughterofair]

when you start acting like my mom and not someone who

fuck it. nevermind, go do whatever you want.

[walkedout]

you are grounded young lady

[daughterofair]

really? like, how? you're going to tell me to go to my room and stay there while you fuck dad because you're off your meds?

[walkedout]

exactly!

[daughterofair]

i'm gonna spend the night with henry.

[walkedout]

No you are not. You're far too young for that!