sexting

[pancaked]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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[michaelsword]

You try driving for 8 hours in them. You say chafing, I say freedom.

[hopeabandoned]

I guess I'll never understand the freedom of it, I just feel incomplete without pink cotton boyshorts.

[michaelsword]

You uh, you wearing those right now?

1/2

[hopeabandoned]

No.

[hopeabandoned]

Today they're blue.

1/2

[michaelsword]

I ever mention that blue is one of my favorite colors?

[michaelsword]

Damnit. You do have the perfect ass for those

[hopeabandoned]

I know I do. That's why I wear them and torment you with the mental image.

[michaelsword]

Torment, huh? Oh, I plan on doing a little more than being tormented by those mental images later, sweetheart.

[hopeabandoned]

And you've got easy access, too. Perks of going commando, I guess.

[michaelsword]

Silver lining, Jo. Though I'm kinda under the mindset that the person responsible for causing it should be the one taking care of it.

[hopeabandoned]

It's not MY blood running to MY dick. Technically I'm just an innocent witness, who's totally down to witness you jacking off later.

[michaelsword]

Does you witnessing include wearing nothing but those boyshorts? 'Cause pretty sure that'll give new meaning to the word hard.

[hopeabandoned]

Appropriate panty wearing arrangements can be made. Here's how I picture it all going down, feel free to add on if inspiration strikes:

I'll be sitting at the end of the bed, maybe pull a chair up if there's one around. You'll be up on the pillows, naked as Wednesday dictates, and if inspiration strikes either of us, maybe one of us will be licking our fingers and teasing with them.

[michaelsword]

Call it a hunch, but I gotta feeling we'll be finding inspiration in spades.

I'm a big fan of your plan. But I'm thinking, after I let you witness for a little bit, then it's you on the bed. Appropriate panties removed. And I get to treat you like an all you can eat buffet.

[hopeabandoned]

Then I treat you like a $90,000 thoroughbred racing horse?

[michaelsword]

You got any idea what you're doing to me right now? Going to ruin these jeans by the time I get there, and that's with breaking about five different traffic laws.

[hopeabandoned]

I don't know what you expected on commando Wednesday, Dean. Just don't get arrested.

[michaelsword]

You'd bail my ass out. Johnny Law tends to take more kindly to blondes.

[hopeabandoned]

I'll bat my long lashes and beg, "Please, Officer, who else is going to go down on me until they develop gills?"

[michaelsword]

One hell of a convincing argument, you ask me. Might have to bust the cleavage out though, just to make sure....I'm too pretty to go to jail.

[hopeabandoned]

Like you've never been booked before.

[michaelsword]

What can I say? People like me in handcuffs. That was before I had a blonde with a spectacular ass to free me...Sammy didn't really fit the bill. Don't worry, Jo, I won't let anyone else grope you but me.

[hopeabandoned]

My hero.

My hero with warrants in several different states.

[michaelsword]

Guess you just like 'em bad, Harvelle. I did forget to mention something, though. You know those black eyed sons of bitches kinda fight dirty. One hit me below the belt. I was thinkin I could use your healing touch.