sexting

[pancaked]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

Comments

[ultimauniform]

Not if I put it in the freezer for safe-keeping! The whipped cream and cherries, too.

(Problem solved.)

[conscientiae]

Hmmm well I have always found Hazmat suits to have a certain appeal.

[fightclubbed]

[ Poor senketsu. ]

Hm... maybe you could wear a little less than Senketsu? c:

[ Good. Thats better. This is going great. ]

[stillsilly]

Really? Bro-bro, we need to get you some emote lessons! Okay are you going to help me or not?

[happyfalcon]

The rest of Anne's day consisted of organizing leads for future stories, distributing them to the appropriate reporters, and editing the stories for next edition. She had just about finished with the latter when George busted into her office with a stack of more stories for editing. He hung around, toying with the layout for tomorrow's edition while Anne edited. After a while his yammering proved to be too much for Anne's nerves and she sent him out.

Which was excellent timing given that two minutes later she received that text message.

Yes, but you'll have to be quick - George was just here, he could come back.

[shipwrecking]

by disgusting you meant hot as fuck right

[but fine, trying again!! another bathroom mirror selfie except her shorts are gone too. master sexter it is her.]

Hannibal Lecter | Red Dragon/SotL (Novel) | OTA

[augerofcuriosity]

[1.] Your excitement and eagerness for getting your life in order is just so...refreshing. Mesmerizing. It's something I know I can't contain, but I have an urge to consume as much as I can. To enjoy it all, watching YOU enjoy it.

[2.] Well, I was very surprised at her commentary, the event being what it was. But I confirmed her abrupt accusation that yes, I had a small penis. Then I continued that if Peter Pan won with a dagger, then so can I.

Sadie | D&D (or modern!) OC | come at me guys, ota

[bigtreble]

[1.] He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him.

[2.] I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.

[3.] You refused to come out of the bathroom until I asked you in Spanish. ¿Estás bien?

one ~

[malleusveritatis]

[1/2] Hannibal, I did not anticipate you taking my request for a letter of recommendation this well. I realize that applying for the academy at the FBI is quite a significant development, but you seem...dare I say it, moved. To put it modestly.

[2/2] Do we harbor some hidden affinity for law enforcement I don't know about, perhaps?

[combatnotcavalry]

I wouldn't bet on it.

[augerofcuriosity]

[1.] I find you reaching so far in your life to be lovely to watch, especially knowing what I do about your origins. You're returning to your roots, finally - you were a Constable once, and soon you will surely be a Special Agent. A gun and responsibility returned to you. I'm eager to witness how well you deserve such a weight.

[2.] Not for law enforcement specifically, but those who are dedicated and with clear intentions. I enjoy watching DRIVE in others.

[cutiepanther]

[ Those two are pretty shameless sometimes, even Maki knows that. Or more like, Rin is more shameless and Hanayo is a pushover. Still, the fact that they were kicked out just so Nico could try to convince Maki to do embarrassing things is pretty hard to not think about. ]

J-Jeez Nico-chan! You're really incorrigible!

[ Her eyes dart back and forth in the library, trying to look for people, before turning back to her phone and squinting at her girlfriend.
]
Just this once! You can never ask me to do this again! [ Somehow she's actually been talked into it, and soon enough she turns the camera down at her legs, the tops of her thighs visible in her skirt from where she sits, until she flips up her skirt. Beneath are a pair of red lace panties, intricate and expensive, but are only flashed for a few seconds, before Maki fixes her skirt again. ]

There, happy?!

[siegel]

[ he doesn't particularly mind silence through the phone. he's all right with things so long as words continue to flow and aren't forced. that'd give him more reason to worry about the state of things if it were the latter. ]

So long as things are okay, Jill. I'm glad to hear it. [ though there's a sigh on his end, shifting a bit to find the right words. ] Uh, and Jessica's fine. Maybe a bit distracted at times, but I figure it's because of being in Paris as a whole. She's good at French even if she jokes around whenever I ask about it.

(No, you're not.) [1/2]

[sixfeet]

[He blinks and does as told, checking beneath his bed and finding the strange box. Before he looks inside, he types up a quick reply--]

Are you leaving me secret gifts?

[1/2]

[sixfeet]

[And then he actually takes a look inside of the box.]

HARU

WHAT

Not in the slightest.

[puuru]

[ This is priceless, you know. Even if this doesn't work out as planned. ]

so

how do you like your gift








you don't need me to explain what it is right

[sixfeet]

I KNOW WHAT IT IS



WHY IS IT HEER

[puuru]

so you can use it

[ Duh. ]

i said i'd take care of next time

[literallyknowsnothing]

Save me a good seat and text me the dates. I'll try to come to the premier. I want a backstage tour after the show. [It goes unsaid that he has every intention of finding somewhere private to reward her with his affections after.] I'll even bring blue roses instead of the red ones.

[He laughs softly at her near-protest and presses his fingers flat against her, rubbing her gingerly as he shoots her a look.] Support. Or so I've heard?

[oversight]

I'm not entirely convinced. You might have to provide an example or three.

[fullofsongs]

Done and done. [oooh hooking up with her college-age whatever-the-hell they were. Dangerous. And really really exciting. That'll serve Joffrey right.] You'd do that? You're amazing. [And to think, a few years ago, she'd disliked him.]

[She inhales sharply before answering] right now it's very optional

[literallyknowsnothing]

I would. I know a guy. [His friendship with Samwell has a few benefits; the man's ability to find things is uncanny and, at times, incredibly useful.] It's no less than you deserve, Sansa.

[Even if he weren't currently engaged in a highly scandalous affair with her, he'd still think that.]

It won't be optional later. [His lips curl as his fingers press harder against her and rub just a touch faster.] Wearing nothing will be absolutely mandatory. For the both of us.

[oversight]

If you have insulted me, I haven't been quick enough to pick up on it.

Now tell me, do you prefer director's cut, the uncensored version, or the regular cinematic release?

[ There might actually be some innuendo there... ]

[sixfeet]

[Okay, to be fair, Haru did say he'll take care of him the next time. Makoto didn't expect this. Not at all.]

WHY DOES IT HAVE A DOLPHIN'S HEAD

[nicocism]

All right, all right~ [Nico smiles, probably not all intending to keep that promise. Though she's so pleased by what she sees - not to mention surprised Maki actually does it, that she's not about to make an issue over how brief that look was. She will, however, tease the heck out of Maki for it.]

My, my, if only people knew the honor student was taking pictures of her panties in the library where anyone could see...